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Small raised round lumps....

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zara206y Mon 11-Mar-13 11:09:06

UNDER SKIN ON BUTT CHEEKS...LOOK LIKE CYSTS BUT WHEN SQUEEZED TISSUE/FLESH COMES OUT..HAVE CUT THEM OFF!

Does anyone know what they are? I have had a few come up in the last few weeks. They are about 3mm in diameter and just under the surface of the skin, slightly pale coloured and perfectly round. I tried to squeeze one and nothing just got more raised, so i dug at it then it almost came out almost encapsulated. I got the tweezers and cut it off with scissors - was totally painfree!, it came out as a round fleshy lump. Then i have done the same to the others, about 5 in all. No puss,or fluid comes out at all. I do work in an office and sit on my butt for about 6 hrs a day. The lumps dont hurt at all. Just wondered what they are?

Pagwatch Wed 13-Mar-13 06:32:31

Hahaha at Olivia cutandpaste arse doctoring.

mabongwen Wed 13-Mar-13 03:39:32

Oh my, tears are streaming from laughter right now, HotPink you made me LOL!

I think seeing a GP would be advisable, even if the man on the tv told you otherwise.

good luck!

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen Mon 11-Mar-13 22:29:59

Olivia

You show considerable skill there in cutting and relocating. Any advice for the op?

ThePathanKhansAmnesiac Mon 11-Mar-13 22:27:32

Hope your arse is ok grin

Machete grin

Funnier and funnier!

Maat Mon 11-Mar-13 22:05:58

The things you have to deal with during a normal working day, Olivia grin

OliviaMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 11-Mar-13 22:01:12

Hello OP we have de-capslocked your thread title and added it to your OP as it was a bit sporn-esque for supper time
Hope your arse is okay! Sounds serious...

Sounds very much like Molluscum.

Hassled Mon 11-Mar-13 21:58:31

grin HotPink

How are you even able to slice bits off your butt? Do you do yoga?

Sparklingbrook Mon 11-Mar-13 21:55:59

You would need a periscope I think Bertie.

BertieBotts Mon 11-Mar-13 21:52:24

I really really want to know how you would go about lopping bits off your own arse now.

grin

belfastbigmillie Mon 11-Mar-13 21:52:09

take a photo and post it on your profile!!!!!!

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen Mon 11-Mar-13 21:45:32

On planet normal. People ask

WHAT THE JEFF ARE THESE HIDEOUS FLESHY WEIRDY LUMPS ON MY ARSE? SHOULD I HACK THEM OFF WITH A MACHETE?

Concerned people then suggest what they could be and why you should go to the GP.

Announcing you simply lop of disturbing growths with casual abandon the basis you watched a dude lop something of a gerbil a few times, rises an ENTIRELY different kind of concern you weirdo

MolotovCocktail Mon 11-Mar-13 21:39:42

Yeah, just seen that! Now I'm veeeeeerrrrryyyyyy confused

LovesBeingWokenEveryNight Mon 11-Mar-13 21:38:32

Embarrassing body's doc has just said to squeeze it out and keep clean.

MolotovCocktail Mon 11-Mar-13 21:19:42

My relative squeezed the child's skin papules, and I'm convinced that this is what made the molloscum spread.

MolotovCocktail Mon 11-Mar-13 21:18:04

I don't careeven if this is a wind up - I never knew about molloscum contagiosa until this evening and learning about it is an absolute revelation! I'm pretty sure now that a relative's DC once had them, despite it baffling everyone for ages.

TrinityRhino Mon 11-Mar-13 20:34:41

could be molloscum but you shouldn't need to cut them off

when I very gently..... NOT...... squeezed one of dd2s it popped and out slid a big white hard bit
no cutting required

ThePathanKhansAmnesiac Mon 11-Mar-13 20:31:39

Im sorry,grin but this is hilarious!

Wind up anyone? grin

grin Sparkling.

Yes, ask the vet!!!

MolotovCocktail Mon 11-Mar-13 20:25:38

If it is molloscum, don't squeeze or cut them, as this is how they're spread to other parts of the skin.

Sparklingbrook Mon 11-Mar-13 18:01:59

How can you see what you are doing? please go to the GP. Or ask the vet in the morning? smile

StephaniePowers Mon 11-Mar-13 18:01:56

Sounds like molluscum.

KurriKurri Mon 11-Mar-13 17:59:53

Please don't snip any more bits off your bum, do however consult a medical professional - IME they almost never advise snipping bits off yourself with scissors.

Pagwatch Mon 11-Mar-13 11:56:04

Dear god.
Go to the doctor, step away from the capitals and change the fucking title.

<boak>

zara206y Mon 11-Mar-13 11:52:55

I have worked in a vets for years and assisted with heaps of operations..so as they came out complete i know its ok to remove them. So should be ok.
:-).......just wondering what they are.

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