***Meat Pirate Ship*** you just have to see this

(42 Posts)
catinthehat2 Mon 11-May-09 16:22:35
HairyMuff Mon 11-May-09 16:24:54

ooh that looks appetising! <<barf>>

mollyroger Mon 11-May-09 16:29:10


NoNameNoOtherAlias Mon 11-May-09 16:31:53


So very very wrong.

shock that is vile, just showed it to dd and she said could you make me a meat Hannah Montana for my party?hmm

hobbgoblin Mon 11-May-09 16:33:10

Oh God that looks like a scene from one of the SAW movies.

Furball Mon 11-May-09 16:34:37

if you didn't know what the finished aticle was I don't think you'd ever guess grin

I think it should go in the mumsnet recipe section wink

roomforthree Mon 11-May-09 16:36:06

It doesn't look like a pirate ship bleurgggh!

LupusinaLlamasuit Mon 11-May-09 16:38:14

Meat. And pirate ship. Not words I EVER wanted to see conjoined.

But you know what: my tribe of boys, including DH, would think they had died and gone to heaven.


That is just vile - the poor pigs roped in to make that!!

Twims Mon 11-May-09 16:44:03

Lovely clean oven grin

MarlaSinger Mon 11-May-09 16:48:31


but so creative grin


catinthehat2 Mon 11-May-09 16:49:10

ROFL at meat Hannah Montana

I'm just imagining the sea of fat and grease that must be at the bottom of that monstrosity! <vom>

Mamazon Mon 11-May-09 17:00:13

yes creative but just....WHY???

But the fact that someone has also taken the time and energy to actually photograph and download it ... with recipe and diagrams ...

And 17,000 calories as well!

Voltaire Mon 11-May-09 17:22:20

Does anyone have a vegetarian version of this recipe, please?

EvenBetaDad Mon 11-May-09 17:37:42


catinthehat2 - however, I am still incredily interested to find out what on earth you were looking for to come across that link. grin

LupusinaLlamasuit Mon 11-May-09 18:41:36

A vegetarian meat pirate ship?

What, with Quorn rasher sails? TVP hull? Little kebabs of soy protein hotdogs?

Voltaire Mon 11-May-09 18:57:24

Lupus - I was thinking more Linda McCartney's chops for the sails.

norktasticninja Mon 11-May-09 19:04:52

shock <boak>

catinthehat2 Mon 11-May-09 19:14:51



I forget.

LupusinaLlamasuit Mon 11-May-09 23:03:24


Oh I just have to bump this for the late-nighters.

lambanana Mon 11-May-09 23:19:48

It must be Jamie Oliver taking the piss - notice its all sainsburys stuff!

Just going to throw up now!

solidgoldSneezeLikeApig Mon 11-May-09 23:23:58

Oh I think it would be quite fun for a buffet...

skramble Mon 11-May-09 23:29:35

yes the raw sausages and burnt bacon would be fab hmm

skramble Mon 11-May-09 23:37:31

Makes the meat Limos look a bit tame.

But the football stadium is quite cool, kindof hmm.

catinthehat2 Mon 11-May-09 23:48:05

Check out the Spicy Sourdough Pepper Pepper Pepper-Jack Stuffed Burger at the bottom of this page - Skramble have I accidentally outed you? shock

LupusinaLlamasuit Tue 12-May-09 00:01:28

OMG, you mean there is more meat sculpture?

I will have to email it to DH tomorrow. And then he will have to spend days working out ways of building it all and having a meat sculpture party for all his friends.

Don't worry, we have just renewed his our life insurance.

skramble Tue 12-May-09 00:04:03

You have!!! angry now everyone will see my Bacon Bra, how can I face the world again blush.

seeker Tue 12-May-09 00:24:58

Is it just me that sees dozens of.....no, I can't bring myself to say it, Sr Mary Maximilliana is spinning in her grave at my bad mind!


some people have way too much time on their hands....

Did anyone else read the comments under it? hilariousgrin

wotulookinat Tue 12-May-09 12:28:21

bloody disgusting. I feel sick.
The boat looks like it has been made using several willies. Urgh.

Jux Tue 12-May-09 14:25:51

I like the bacon bra grin

mwff Tue 12-May-09 14:28:34

lololol grin

LupusinaLlamasuit Tue 12-May-09 15:03:12

Ah. The stadium is genius. Loving the guacamole pitch detail.

evansmummy Wed 13-May-09 11:49:29

Sick making. I can't look at it anymore

morningpaper Wed 13-May-09 11:52:06

that is a horror

So nasty.

Pimp My Snack is a much better site. Can't beat a giant creme egg

Clockface Wed 13-May-09 12:02:02

The stadium is fantastic. My mind is off now - you could re-create landmarks like Big Ben and Canterbury cathedral out of snack foods. Genuis indeed.

wobbegong Fri 15-May-09 12:43:55

Obviously a spin off from one of my fave sites:

hats of meat

My favourite is the brisket yarmulke.

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