I'm slow-cooking porn and it's gone sort of sweet and aniseedy?

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I just browned it and bunged it in a cock pot with half a bubble of wine, load of vegetable stock, garlic, chilli, thyme, celery, onion, carrots and chorizo about 5. 5 hours ago. I'm a pork vinegar so might have done something wrong.

Any ideas of something I can add to make it a bit less sweet? Am contemplating soya sauce or paprika?

TIM!

Definitely the best typo ever!

peanutbear Wed 03-Apr-13 17:47:57

I was crying until I read this after a really hard day. Now I'm crying laughing thank you

KnockKnockKnockPenny Wed 03-Apr-13 17:48:04

I suggest starting a new thread with the correct title.

Personally I'd just be glad there wasn't a milky layer floating on the top.

Ahem.

CecyHall France Wed 03-Apr-13 17:48:26

Sorry OP, I'm a pork vinegar myself so don't have any advice!

Maat Wed 03-Apr-13 17:48:35

Never mind OP - just down the other half bubble of wine and you'll feel better.

recall Wed 03-Apr-13 17:49:42

grin

I knew the blasted iPhone would be my downfall grin

Time to namechange AGAIN

MrsKwazii Wed 03-Apr-13 17:50:05

I have no advice, just want to grin

NotSoNervous Wed 03-Apr-13 17:50:28

Brilliant grin

woozlebear Wed 03-Apr-13 17:50:53

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

pmsl

gone bright red and convulsing so colleague doesn't ask what I'm laughing at. Don't think I could face telling her!

grin grin

Xiaoxiong Wed 03-Apr-13 17:51:04

I like the cut of your jib MermaidAvenue, you've clearly been giving your iPhone autocorrect a proper seeing-to education.

ANYWAY, someone tell me what to do about my sweet porn!

thornrose Wed 03-Apr-13 17:51:34

grin grin grin

MadBraLady Wed 03-Apr-13 17:51:44

BAAAAAAHAHAHA!

fluffywhitekittens Wed 03-Apr-13 17:51:53

Maybe you'd be better off trying pulled pork?

uktv.co.uk › Good Food Channel › Recipes
Rating: 3.6 - 325 reviews - 5 hrs 55 mins
Get your teeth into the Hairy Bikers' meltingly tender and juicy pulled pork recipe with a deeply flavoured smoky crust.

rubyrubyruby Wed 03-Apr-13 17:51:57

grin

MadBraLady Wed 03-Apr-13 17:51:59

Wait, what does "TIM!" mean? How is he involved?

SantanaLopez Wed 03-Apr-13 17:52:15

Roaring laughing grin

Cock pot just about finished me off <weeps>

LazyMonkeyButler Wed 03-Apr-13 17:52:28

Who's Tim? What part does he play in the porn-cock pot scene?

Or maybe I don't want to know grin.

Sorry, but it is funny though grin.

Xiaoxiong Wed 03-Apr-13 17:52:35

NOOOO don't namechange!!! I want to see your name on threads and think "ooh it's MermaidAvenue, she is a total LEGEND what with her cockpot and aniseedy porn".

You're going to be infamous for your pornfood as opposed to your foodporn.

BooCanary Wed 03-Apr-13 17:52:36

grin

Great OP, OP.
No advice sorry, I only use Coke when I put my porn in the cock pot. And I like it sweeeeeeet.

herhonesty Wed 03-Apr-13 17:52:37

I'm not joking this made me laugh so much I think I may have split my c section stitches!

Merrylegs Chile Wed 03-Apr-13 17:52:46

<Applauds>.

(Who's Tim?)

glorious Wed 03-Apr-13 17:52:49

thanks you've cheered me up too grin

Not sure what you should do for sweetness but for over salting you can add potatoes and cook then remove potatoes. No idea if that'd work for sweetness.

dingit Wed 03-Apr-13 17:52:51

i would recommend some prickprika myself.

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