De-bone, bash a la Jamie Oliver. Dunk in egg then spicy bread crumbs, shallow fry to seal, 30 mins at 180* with parboiled potatoes sliced lengthways. Homemade KFC Serve with baked beans and sweetcorn for the full effect.
My fingers wanted me to type beard crumbs, I'm not sure that's so appetising
Have you any chorizo or spicy sausage? Bung in a roasting dish with chunks of chorizo, quartered potatoes, quartered onions and some lemon (preserved if you have it) Sprinkle with some paprika, salt and a little oil. Shove in a reasonably hottish (200 or thereabouts) oven for 25-30 minutes.