It was a blast.

(313 Posts)

Doesn't seem to be any more.

I'm not flouncing.

Not deregging.

Just a few too many hmmworthy happenings.

And I feel I've reached my BBE date.

I've made some great friends, and that won't change. smile


<<checks for typos>>

<<waves to sm in a non-attention-seeking manner>>


Missed out a sentence.

Not flouncing, not dregging, but I'm off.


Thumbwitch Thu 16-May-13 11:43:59

CHAOS!! WTAF?? shock

Noooooooooo <<weeps>>

FayeKorgasm Thu 16-May-13 11:44:46

Oh. That is a real shame.

It seems that so many of the people I recognise have left. hmm

Farewell, Chaos <waves hanky>

That is a real shame, Chaos - you will be sadly missed. sad

I'll miss you too Chaos - come back after a while won't you?

shock Nooooooooooooo! shock

Where will we be without your entertaining typos, random questions and general good-eggishness?


Cluffyflump Thu 16-May-13 12:33:35

Oh shit.
Hope you stay please come back soon.
I like your posts smile

DianaTrent Thu 16-May-13 12:40:10

Sorry to hear that, Chaos, but all the best.

CheerfulYank Thu 16-May-13 14:11:46

Bye, Chaos. sad

crazynanna Thu 16-May-13 14:16:47

Don't you dare! <glarey face>

UnChartered Thu 16-May-13 14:17:48

ikwym chaos

see you on t'other side chick

StealthOfficialCrispTester Thu 16-May-13 14:18:24

Chaotic posts no more :'(
Take care

ImTooHecsyForYourParty Thu 16-May-13 14:19:22

You'll be back.
You have to do the quizzes! grin

Pancakeflipper Thu 16-May-13 14:19:50

I think all the usuals are going - you all have a new home don't you?

Have lots of fun Chaos and thanks for the game of reading a thread title and me thinking "bet I know who has started that."

Ginformation Thu 16-May-13 14:20:04


but if all the non-hmmmm people go, then the hmmmms have won sad sad

ClaraOswald Thu 16-May-13 14:20:53

bye Chaos sad

I dont think so!

Get your arse back here!

Aww Chaos sad

TheSecondComing Thu 16-May-13 14:23:11

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

BriansBrain Thu 16-May-13 14:24:35

Where are you all going??

I will miss you chaos sad

EeyoreIsh Thu 16-May-13 14:25:01

Don't go, pretty please sad

Badvoc Thu 16-May-13 14:27:33

You aren't the first lovely poster to go and you won't be the last, sadly.

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Pagwatch Thu 16-May-13 14:27:43

Chaos. Don't go.
I've just come back!

ginslinger Thu 16-May-13 14:28:49


TheSecondComing Thu 16-May-13 14:29:08

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Pascha Thu 16-May-13 14:30:13

I never normally reply to these threads but I will miss you, Chao. Who will make me laugh here now?

Pagwatch Thu 16-May-13 14:31:54

Real life stuff TSC. My sister died and I was just being a cow when I did come on here so I gave it a rest.

crazynanna Thu 16-May-13 14:32:01

Welcome back Pagwatch smile

Chaos...can we not just talk about it? <desperate>

kotinka Thu 16-May-13 14:32:17

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ginslinger Thu 16-May-13 14:33:16

Oh Pag how awful. I'm so sorry to hear that.

crazynanna Thu 16-May-13 14:33:24

Oh I didn't know that,Pag. So sorry sad

AtYourCervix Thu 16-May-13 14:33:26

.but what will you do?

ParsingFancy Thu 16-May-13 14:34:10

Oh Pagwatch. I'm sorry to hear about your sister.

As for you, MsChaos...

<judo thows Choas>

<sits on her to stop her leaving>

Fucksocks. sad

reelingintheyears Thu 16-May-13 14:34:40

Chaos,please don't go.

ParsingFancy Thu 16-May-13 14:34:41

Aghh aghh aghh. See. Even posting about Chaos causes typos.

Pagwatch Thu 16-May-13 14:35:26

Thanks smile

Arf at AtYourCervic 'but what will you do?'

C'mon Chaos. Just talk to the nice people <winning smile>

CuntAlors Thu 16-May-13 14:37:09

Shit Pag, I'm sorry.

And Chaos, tu vas ma manquer ma petite fleur.

ParsingFancy Thu 16-May-13 14:38:58

'Ave a little break and come back? <wheedles>

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ArHydYNos Thu 16-May-13 14:41:04

Before you go:

1. What is the first thing you see when you look up from your computer screen?
2. Name something you can see that is yellow.
3. How many items of clothing are in the room with you?
4. Do you automatically jump with your left or right leg?
5. Finish this sentence: What I really want right now is a...

That's all I can muster. See, Chaos, we need you!

BoreOfWhabylon Thu 16-May-13 14:41:19

Nooooooo! Don't go! You don't know me Chaos but I will miss you. You will have it on your conscience for ever and ever that you have made a stranger off the internet v v unhappy.

Pagwatch doesn't know me either but I missed her too - so very sorry to hear about your sister.

shock sad

Chaos my love you're a star. If you do indeed go the boards here will be a duller place. Will miss seeing you on here. You are a very kind and generous person. It was terrible shame I never got the chance for that quick cup of coffee when DH was in the hospital near you.

HoneyDragon Thu 16-May-13 14:49:00

Chaos please no sad when I feel flouncy it's you and the other ills that make me want to stay sad

HoneyDragon Thu 16-May-13 14:50:48

Pag. I did wonder if RL shit had got you. So sorry for your loss thanks

NicholasTeakozy Thu 16-May-13 15:24:42

Sorry you're leaving us Chaos, your threads are always a blast and your typos are brilliant.

Sorry to hear about your sister Pag. thanks

ExcuseTypos Thu 16-May-13 15:28:00

Chaos sad

Don't go, I like your silly questionnaire thingies.

(Sorry Pagwatch)

FancyPuffin Thu 16-May-13 15:31:48


PseudoBadger Thu 16-May-13 15:34:52

Chaos my dear I'll miss you muchly. You're kind and lovely and wonderful xx

Fairyloo Thu 16-May-13 15:40:52

Flounce off


<< points at ground >>

Of course there are the hmmworthy happenings. Please ignore those. You make MN a better place by being here. sad




No, seriously - for flip's sake Chaosy-poohs I will simply die without you - like Maureen Lipman without Mahler.

I shall not stand for it. I shall croon outside Schloss Chaos at three in the morning until you relent.


EduCated Thu 16-May-13 15:45:52

What the friffity friff? sad

BOF Thu 16-May-13 15:54:21

sad noninoninioooooo. This is all wring.

MrsVamos Thu 16-May-13 15:57:42

Chaos. shock

Don't go. I'll miss you.

Haven't been here as much recently, was here last Friday night and I must admit it was not the mn I have come to grow and love. sad

Not worth going over though.

Please stay.


No no no no no no no no.

This is definitely not OK. sadsadsadsad

I had wondered where Paggy was (I'm so sorry about your sister, Pag) and now CTR leaving?

I've been so enjoying the Apprentice and The Voice threads - it feels like the MN of ago - please please Chaos, do a SuePurblyBilt and come back every once in a while.

I will miss you. sad

kotinka Thu 16-May-13 16:01:30

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

MrsVamos Thu 16-May-13 16:03:29


Please accept my sincere condolences for the loss of your sister.


crazynanna Thu 16-May-13 16:03:31

OK's the deal...and I cannot believe I am doing this!

If you stay...I will....capitalise my name

<said really,really quickly>
<has a sit down>
<breathes into paper bag>

whaddaya say? wink

TheRealFellatio Thu 16-May-13 16:09:51

I feel the same Chaos. I still moon around on here for too long each day (out of habit really - it's my version of going outside for a fag) but I just don't seem to feel the same about it any more, and mostly it's like walking into an empty room, or a room full of people I can't be bothered to talk to.

I look longingly around for people I can rely on to make me laugh and they are nowhere to be seen. I was starting to wonder if they are all having a secret party somewhere without me. hmm Pathetic, I know.

I'm so sorry about your sister Paggy - I did wonder where you were - I thought you were at the party I wasn't invited to. confused

I think MN goes in two year phases and it has to get crap once in a while in order for us to appreciate it when it gets better again.

Can I come in your suitcase Chaos? grin

greenhill Thu 16-May-13 16:22:25

Aargh...don't do it chaos I even amended my hoverer because of you.

pag have some flowers I was thinking about your caprinihahaha thread last night. Did the snorkelling continue in the bath at home?

I know what you mean fell I've been lurking rather than posting, for ages now, but every time I see yet another hmmmm thread I log back out.

kotinka Thu 16-May-13 16:23:55

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Chubfuddler Thu 16-May-13 16:24:09

You all need to hide AIBU. I used to be a big defender of AIBU but now it attracts lunatics. Hide it, stick to chat and all is well.

Thumbwitch Thu 16-May-13 16:26:48

Oh no Pag, so sorry to hear that about your sister. I did wonder where you'd got to. sad

ScrambledSmegs Thu 16-May-13 16:32:04

No. You're not going. I refuse to believe it.
<fingers in ears>

Sorry to hear about your sister Pag thanks

nenevomito Thu 16-May-13 16:34:50

Clucking bell - the worlds just shifted on its axis a bit.

I'm coming to hunt you down CTR.

usualsuspect Thu 16-May-13 16:48:56

I will miss you Chaos.

It is all a bit hmm on here atm though.

Come back soon

Oh, no.

I'm so sorry to see this. I hope you will come back.

Valpollicella Thu 16-May-13 17:05:40


Mate sad

Pagwatch Thu 16-May-13 17:06:04

Gah, why do flounce threads always bring such nice people together? Just as a nice person is buggering off.
Do stay chaos.

You are all very kind. thanks

MarmaladeTwatkins Thu 16-May-13 17:07:09

"I feel the same Chaos. I still moon around on here for too long each day (out of habit really - it's my version of going outside for a fag) but I just don't seem to feel the same about it any more, and mostly it's like walking into an empty room, or a room full of people I can't be bothered to talk to.

I look longingly around for people I can rely on to make me laugh and they are nowhere to be seen. I was starting to wonder if they are all having a secret party somewhere without me. Pathetic, I know."


This is how I feel.

Chaos, you had better keep your date with me after half-term. Don't make me come over there and bwos you up an ting.

Paggy I am so sorry about your sister, I had no idea but had noticed you weren't around. Hope you are bearing up as well as possible thanks

Sorry, pag, I skimmed and didn't see you'd posted, but I do hope you are getting through things. I will say, you were not being a cow, you know. I saw at least one of the threads where you thought you were being, and I promise you it was not true.

You know I'd call you a cow like a shot if it were merited. It wasn't.

ginslinger Thu 16-May-13 17:11:29

I thought we were having Moldies no 2356 - present company excluded but it's a shower of cunts here at the mo.

TheSecondComing Thu 16-May-13 17:13:02

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ginslinger Thu 16-May-13 17:14:14

Chaos, ar e you going to let the cunts win?

kotinka Thu 16-May-13 17:14:19

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

I have hidden aibu,it is so much nicer without it. Please stay chaos, you were the very first person I ever chatted with on here (many moons and name changes ago) sad


young lady !!
get your arse off floucers' corner and get back into the main boards.

I'll have your guts for garters if i hear you speaking like this again.

I'll put you in the coal cellar for a week!

cocolepew Thu 16-May-13 17:16:32

Sorry for your loss Pag.
Don't go Chaos, what if we all start using capitals in our names?

cocolepew Thu 16-May-13 17:18:03

What fo you mean mrs devere is off?

She says everything that I want to but better.
shes my favourite

usualsuspect Thu 16-May-13 17:18:03

Sorry to hear about your sister,Pag.

ginslinger Thu 16-May-13 17:18:16

hang on cocolepew no need to go completely doo lally

ginslinger Thu 16-May-13 17:18:33

Mrs DeVere is unwell

Paggy {{{{big hugs}}}}

kotinka Thu 16-May-13 17:20:12

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

greenhill - me too! grin
my hoverer says too

usualsuspect Thu 16-May-13 17:22:09

Mrs DV is posting again.

RubyrooUK Thu 16-May-13 17:28:08

Don't go Chaos. You're funny and I think the funny ones should stay around. I don't know what's upset you because I post mainly only on threads about sleep deprivation, neighbours bonking loudly and emetophobia (see how exciting I am!). But it's a shame, so don't leave.

Pagwatch, very sorry about your sister. That's just shit.

Maryz Thu 16-May-13 17:33:10

Oh, I like this thread.

Most of my favourite people are on it.

Chaos, you have to stay and chat to us.

Maryz Thu 16-May-13 17:33:44

Sorry about your sister Pag sad. I didn't know.

crazynanna Thu 16-May-13 17:34:29

I offered that already,cocolepew...made me go dizzy just typing the offer.

She hasn't bit,though sad

CatelynStark Thu 16-May-13 17:36:16

I hate it when naice posters quit sad

Sorry you feel like this, Chaos. I agree that this place has got über weird over the last year or so but you've got to do what makes you happy.

cocolepew Thu 16-May-13 17:39:10

Oh I didn't know that about mrs dv sad

CAPITALS Chaos, we are ready and willing <cracks knuckles>

lissieloo Thu 16-May-13 17:46:10

Nope, sorry, unacceptable.

<Chains self to Chaos>

BIWI Thu 16-May-13 17:53:09

Chaos! You can't go. <stern voice>

Just stay on this thread and talk to us all instead.

BIWI Thu 16-May-13 17:53:58

I'm about to pour a gin. I'll get you one as well, shall I, Chaos?

chaos I put capital letters in my name because of you sad

Please don't go. Please? Everyone is going. It's either dull as fuck or ranting and raving for no apparent reason lately.

This part of mumsnet is going to full soon of everyone going away sad

paggy so sorry to hear about your sister. I hope you are looking after yourself. I did notice you were gone but I didn't know why. Hope you are bearing up. And you wasn't being a cow btw.

ThePathanKhansAmnesiac Thu 16-May-13 18:01:03

Oh Pag sad, so sorry.

Chaos, MrsD shock... if anymore of the good ones go i,ll burn my computer.

LadyBeagleEyes Thu 16-May-13 18:09:10

Chaos my love, please, please just take a break and come back all inviggered wink
Don't dereg or you won't get your name back.
Mumsnet is losing all the posters that made me smile, and if I stay I'm just going to be a miserable cow dragged slowly and relentlessly down by the PO.
We need you.sad
I'm sorry Pag, I lost my sister 3 years ago, it doesn't matter what age you are, the shock and grief is unimaginable.

Maryz Thu 16-May-13 18:10:05

Cahos, can't you just do what SuePurplyBits does and come back for important events, like The Apprentice and The Voice and Wimbledon?

And post random shite when your drunk?

You don't have to come on every day.

MrsWolowitz Thu 16-May-13 18:19:02


<clings on to Chaos>

Portofino Thu 16-May-13 18:36:28

Oh chaos NOOO! You better no stop with your big love vibrations. I shall never have any fun in meetings ever again sad

Maryz Thu 16-May-13 18:43:57

And <splutters>, you know what I really hate - it's op's who don't bother to return to their threads and acknowledge the useful and entertaining replies.


Oh Pagwatch I am so sorry to hear about your sister. My heartfelt condolences.

I came back to this thread hoping that when I saw 102 messages or whatever that at least a couple of them were from Chaos. But no... sad

tumbletumble Thu 16-May-13 18:53:05

Maryz grin

Pagwatch I'm so sorry sad

Chaos, that thread when your phone was doing multiple posts is the funniest thing I've EVER read on MN!

Tis true.

Ops that start threads and don't bother to read the replies and respond are vair annoying chaos

BIWI Thu 16-May-13 18:59:35

Look, Chaos, the ice in your gin is melting, and I'm having to drink yours as well as mine. <martyr>

GetOrfMoiLand Thu 16-May-13 19:00:36

shall we all go then? Might as well. Lets all go over to Netmums and meet up there. My netmums name is ShazzerP.

GetOrfMoiLand Thu 16-May-13 19:01:45

I am sorry about your sister pag watch. I noticed that you had left but bully said yo had RL stuff, didn't realise it was such sad news.

BIWI Thu 16-May-13 19:03:04

Well if you were on FB properly GetOrf ...

I'm not going to bloody netmums.

I can't do the ticker thing. 4567857 seconds to the next event in my life that no sensible person gives a fuck about.

And, I can't go there. I am banned.

BIWI Thu 16-May-13 19:03:37

.... sorry left off the grin to demonstrate that I was joshing and not really serious

(Just in case as it's all so touchy around here recently!)

WandaDoff Thu 16-May-13 19:04:49


ChippingInLovesSunshine Thu 16-May-13 19:05:51

GOML - now that's just ridiculous talk grin

Chaos Don't be so bloody stupid - you aren't going anywhere! Now, sort yourself out hmm

Pag - so so sorry about your sister sad I did wonder where you were, but I haven't been around as much lately so thought maybe I was just not bumping into you. Look after yourself and come back soon x

LetUsPrey Thu 16-May-13 19:08:24

But Chaos, I capitalised myself for you

And there a bajillion other less selfish reasons why you should stay

GetOrfMoiLand Thu 16-May-13 19:09:13

Lol at biwi

Come on chaos for fucks sake. You can't go. Still love you for losing the fourth vowel.

MissBlennerhassett Thu 16-May-13 19:22:19

Neither of you know me, but Pagwatch I'm so sorry for your loss, you're such a kind poster.

And Chaos, I first became aware of you because all your posts kept repeating. You had threads full of people pissing themselves. All very funny grin

Not all new users are a 'shower of cunts'; but I fear we're a little lost within them sad. I guess they shout the loudest.

crazynanna Thu 16-May-13 19:24:01

Same here Tantrums. Banned for life and 50 lashes from David M

DameFanny Thu 16-May-13 19:27:42

No. What Marmalade and others said. And BoF.

Pascha Thu 16-May-13 19:39:28

I'll miss you. Who will spam my inbox now sad?

kotinka Thu 16-May-13 19:51:17

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

WilmaFingerdoo Thu 16-May-13 20:07:53

I didn't expect this to be you.

Well, how pants is that.

MrsWembley Thu 16-May-13 20:11:39

<sings> '... and if you leave me now, you'll take away the very heart of me, wo oh oh oh oh, baby, please don't go'

<whistles the rest for the sake of everyone's ears>

And Pag, that's awful for you, I hope you have lots of good memories so you can learn to smile rather than cry when you think of her. And I hope that makes sense...{{hugs}}

IamtheZombie Thu 16-May-13 20:15:21

Chaos, Zombie will NOT permit this. Do you hear her? Take your fingers out of your ears and LISTEN UP! Zombie needs you.

Pag, I'm so sorry to hear your news. You are in my thoughts and prayers.

WeAreSix Thu 16-May-13 20:30:44

This is the first thread that I've read where the door is closed before the person has left, and not after. And no one has said fuck off, either.

Chaos you have to stay.

Really sorry for your loss, pag

Valpollicella Thu 16-May-13 21:33:41

See Chaos? Seeeeee?

So I have to start spamming the boards with a petition? I will

Hassled Thu 16-May-13 21:38:40

Pag - I'm so sorry about your sister.

And Chaos - you make me smile, and there just isn't enough of that round these parts at the moment. You have a moral responsibility to stay and continue to make us smile, do you hear?

Maryz Thu 16-May-13 21:40:14

Yes, Val, we could spam the boards. Do you have a colourful Chaos handy? I'll start in aibu.

Maryz Thu 16-May-13 21:42:56

here you go first thread.

QOD Thu 16-May-13 21:59:45

You can't leave cos we'll miss this

QOD Thu 16-May-13 21:59:54

You can't leave cos we'll miss this

QOD Thu 16-May-13 22:00:02

You can't leave cos we'll miss this

QOD Thu 16-May-13 22:00:12

You can't leave cos we'll miss this

Maryz Thu 16-May-13 22:01:15

[arf] at QOD

<<hums Hotel California...>>

QOD grin - I think Chaos gets your point.

Chaos? Chaos??? You still there?

Pag, I am very sorry for your loss.

And best wishes to MrsDV if she is lurking at all.

Nagoo Thu 16-May-13 22:07:45

I will actually cry. Properly.

What the fuck is happening? Someone PM me. I missed all the hmmmmmmmmmmmm stuff and now this? Please!

But Chaos i like you



I'll miss all your random question threads.

I luffs you! You can't go.

<sheds plastic tears>

Your plastic tweedle of a friend. Norm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

everlong Thu 16-May-13 22:19:33

Sad day.

One of the best.

Paggy sorry to read your news.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Thu 16-May-13 22:20:38


MelodyBaker Thu 16-May-13 22:22:38

So sorry pagwatch
chaos just take a break? We jeed random question threadsand multiple postings. <starts a petition>

Don't you fucking dare go!

FunnysInLaJardin Thu 16-May-13 22:23:41

she'll be back

ShowOfHands Thu 16-May-13 22:25:28

But but but I love you. sad

Pag, my lovely, I'm sorry.


MardyBra Thu 16-May-13 22:31:21


MardyBra Thu 16-May-13 22:32:00

Oh and paggy - so sorry to hear your sad news. I'd spotted that you weren't around and had missed your posts. Much love.

BellaVita Thu 16-May-13 22:36:09

Paggy flowers for you, I am so sorry about your sister.

Chaos, I will have to come and stalk you!

ArtexMonkey Thu 16-May-13 22:36:48

Er, no, chaos, I DON'T THINK SO mrs.

Come back soon!

MardyBra Thu 16-May-13 22:39:42

Chaos and Getorf have the best thread titles on MN.


(I can spot them a mile off).

| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .|
\sadsadblushsadconfusedwine\sadsadconfused\sad/sad blushwinesadsad\confused/sadwinesadsad/
\sadsadblushsadconfusedwine\sadsadconfused\sad/sad blushwinesadsad\confused/sadwinesadsad/
\sadsadblushsadconfusedwine\sadsadconfused\sad/sad blushwinesadsad\confused/sadwinesadsad/


GetOrfMoiLand Thu 16-May-13 22:43:59

<BEAMING smile at mardy>

I know I talk shite but that is lovely of yo to say.

MardyBra Thu 16-May-13 22:44:29

Wow. I think I'm hallucinating.

Look what Talcy did for you Chaos. You will feel really guilty if you ignore it.

GetOrfMoiLand Thu 16-May-13 22:44:41

YO mothafuckaz

I mean you, obv.

<puts down wine>

MardyBra Thu 16-May-13 22:45:07

It's true GetOrf. I can tell them apart as well, because yours don't have all the typos.

GetOrfMoiLand Thu 16-May-13 22:45:37

Fucking hell talc that looks like dawn of the dead.

MardyBra Thu 16-May-13 22:46:05

Does that form a word Talc. I'm afraid you've stretched the capacity of my varifocals to their limit.

FunnysInLaJardin Thu 16-May-13 22:46:40

it's just like the usual type sulks. Get a grip woman. Seriously

FunnysInLaJardin Thu 16-May-13 22:47:17

she just wants a bit of lurve je pense.

MrsWembley Thu 16-May-13 22:47:57

Fuck, that AIBU thread keeps throwing me off MN on my ap!

MaryZ, can you post on my behalf? Say something along the lines of, oy, you, get back 'ere, nah! Love Wembles.

No, no words.

Just a sea of pleading, sad, dejected faces.

There are more sadfaces there than all the local newspapers of the world and the Daily Shit put together.

MrsWembley Thu 16-May-13 22:49:49

<quietly arfs @ funnys' comment re usual...>

MardyBra Thu 16-May-13 22:50:23

Loving "vert much" for some reason.

LadyClariceCannockMonty Thu 16-May-13 22:52:19

Oh heavens. Chaos, I really wish you wouldn't, and if you do go/have gone I shall miss you.

[quiet dignity]

weeps and pulls own hair

Talc, you have too much time on your hands genius grin

Maryz Thu 16-May-13 22:59:35

D'you know. One good thing has happened - lots of naice posters gathering here.

MardyBra Thu 16-May-13 23:00:55

"lots of naice posters gathering here"

It feels like a wake.

Oi Mardy - pass the pilchard vol-au-vents!

MardyBra Thu 16-May-13 23:05:44

<dispenses weak tea>

usualsuspect Thu 16-May-13 23:07:02

Any Sherry?

Fuck! Dropped me Ritz cracker topped with Primula.

<< rubs into carpet with sole of gumboot >>

MardyBra Thu 16-May-13 23:11:53

Talc Mind your language. Great Aunt Ethel has got her hearing aid in especially for the occasion.

Nagoo Thu 16-May-13 23:12:09

<sheerry poured out of posh decanter>

Talc <hugs beyond tap out point>

Maryz Thu 16-May-13 23:12:23

It does a bit, doesn't it Mardy sad

Nagoo Thu 16-May-13 23:13:34

Primula with ham I hope.

This is a serious oocccaion,

MardyBra Thu 16-May-13 23:14:10

"She had a good innings though."

jollydiane Thu 16-May-13 23:14:37

Where is everyone going then? usual - I'm sure your Drunk Thread will have chaos back.

Pag, so sorry for your loss <<<hug>>>

Why hasn't MN got a bar of chocolate you can offer for such occasions?

usualsuspect Thu 16-May-13 23:16:09

Pass the fruit cake

Nagoo - no, I think it was the chive variety.

Well it had green bits in. But that might have been mould.

DearPrudence Thu 16-May-13 23:33:06

Sorry about your sister Pag.

Do you really mean it Chaos? Really? Please no. hmm

Can you still get primula?

MardyBra Thu 16-May-13 23:35:24

What about iced gems? Do they still make them.

mrsdinklage Thu 16-May-13 23:41:34

Pag, so sorry to hear about your sister.

Chaos you can't leave - I've locked the door so you can't get out !

MardyBra Thu 16-May-13 23:41:42

I need to delete my internet history. So far this evening I have viewed Terry Wogan's Cock, a DIY sex machine, a yoni massage site and now some Primula. All courtesy of MN.

KurriKurri Thu 16-May-13 23:43:49

Noooo sad Chaos you will be missed very much, you take care now in that there real life xx

CuttedUpPear Thu 16-May-13 23:48:56

Chaos I really like you. When you have done a thread I always read it cos it cheers me up. I need a lot of cheering up these days.

Kormachameleon Thu 16-May-13 23:59:35

FFS chaos, I was well looking forward to a meet up at dudleys finest Greggs establishment

StuntGirl Fri 17-May-13 00:14:31

Aw Chaos you're one of my faves, you can't leave sad

So sorry to hear about your sister pag flowers I did wonder where you'd gone.

TheRealFellatio Fri 17-May-13 04:29:38

Is there a reason for this? Has something got to her? We always assume that Chaos is unrelentingly happy and daft but perhaps she's been upset and we didn't notice, or soothe her sufficiently.

and I am still sulking about Pinot. I don't know why she went either but I messaged her on FB and she just said something mysterious about it 'being time' and needing a break. It's just not acceptable.

I worry sometimes that all these people are still here under new names and they haven't told me. sad It makes me paranoid in the wee small hours.

IHateSafeStyle Fri 17-May-13 05:08:52

What the Jeff?

Jacksmania Fri 17-May-13 06:57:08

Chaos love, I don't blame you - I've mostly toodled off myself (exactly for the Woolly Hugs threads) and, ok, today I had a weak moments and was just too bored - there is way too much cuntinessand fucknuggetry going on.

But, shit, MN just isn't right without you!!

I think I may have to join fb. <sighs>

Good lord Scone. Join FB? shock FB is terrifying.

I know but lots of people I like are going sad. I haven't seen Hully for ages, Pinot, now Chaos... Mn is changing and I don't like it <wails>

FB is horrible.
My older DCs are on FB. I used to be on FB until I started getting friend requests from 13 year olds. I am too old and miserable for FB.
That's why I like it here grin

I have a real life fb account where I post roughly twice a month with world weary witticisms.

I am not very good at it!

Well on DS1's (nearly 14) FB this week a video of someone having sex with an aubergine appeared. V graphic. sad I hate FB.


I tend to get pictures of cats, shrieks about school musicals (from teaching friends) and rude jokes.

I realise now that I have managed to carve out a relatively civilised corner of fb!

Every teenage argument has to be played out over FB as well.

And turned into a drama of epic proportions.

I hate it.

Pictures of cats would be excellent Scone. I showed DH the aubergine clip and he was like this.

Teenage FB is a parallel universe isn't it Tantrums?

It really is. I am glad I am not a teenager. Life was much easier when I was 14 without bloody FB and twitter. Oh and ask fm which has been banned from this house for eternity.

I hate that 'like for a rate' thing when they give each other marks out of ten. That would have done me in if I had that at 14. The bullies would have had a field day. sad

GetOrfMoiLand Fri 17-May-13 07:40:22

Someone having sex with an AUBERGINE?

Well that's wrong isn't it. I would have thought a watermelon would have been better.

They were sort of 'riding' it, while squatting over it. Big close up. sad

GetOrfMoiLand Fri 17-May-13 07:42:00

'Like for a rate'

Oh my god does that go on?

I used to police dd's FB occasionally but don't now.

Mind you she says FB is crap and is always on twitter instead.

A watermelon?

Dear god.

GetOrfMoiLand Fri 17-May-13 07:43:22

Oh jesus h christ I thought it was sex the other way ffs.

As in a man. Like American Pie.

Watermelon eminently unsuitable.

Urgh, though. How horrible.

Like for a rate-3 categories


Marks out of ten. <weeps for 14 year old self>

I try not to look too much either Getorf

Dd seems to prefer twitter as well. Ds1 is still stuck on FB though.

usualsuspect Fri 17-May-13 07:43:58

Shagging an aubergine?

How very MC grin

Oh sorry, yes it was a female with the aubergine.

GetOrfMoiLand Fri 17-May-13 07:46:24

Lol at middle class veg shags.

Wtf re rates for 'closeness'. What is that?

Twitter seems less spiteful. Oh what do I know.

TheRealFellatio Fri 17-May-13 07:48:36

FB is great so long as you are disciplined and use it sparingly. The danger of having every bloody person you met ever on there, and all your family, is that eventually you re going to hear/see something that pisses you off or makes you feel left out, or you will do that to someone else - sometimes unwittingly. The crossover effect is HUGE. Unless you are sending a PM it's always best to assume that anyone and everyone can and will see what you have just posted.

And if you are not discerning in who you add then you have to tolerate seeing/reading a lot of shit. I have my nieces and nephews on mine who are in their late teens, and I check up on my some of my own own DCs friends from time to time - teenagers are remarkably lax about their privacy settings. It seems to me that the scope for nastiness, tackiness and abuse over FB among younger people (or just among crass, stupid people) is almost limitless. hmm

I hardly ever do status updates. I have only about thee or four photos on there. I'd like to have more but I can't be bothered to learn how to do it. grin

Mostly I just nose around at other people's more interesting (or not) lives, and share the odd funny photo with caption. I stay out of political rants, sob stories, 'life-affirming' schmaltzy nonsense, attention seeking cryptic updates designed to fish for compliments or sympathy, arguments, chain letters, games, photographing my dinner, linking FB to Twitter or MN, telling everyone exactly where I am in the world at any given moment and with who, and all that malarky.

I have a few MNers on my FB but not too many. I can tell by looking at the friends' lists of the MNers I have on mine that they all have other MN/FB friends in common and it bugs me that I can't work out who they are on here. grin

I think twitter is less spiteful.

FB seems to be all about the drama and how many pictures you can take in the mirror wearing not a lot. And how many "likes" and marks out of 10 you get for it.

Twitter just seems to be less......I don't know, over the top.

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

JeremyPiven Fri 17-May-13 07:54:47

fellatio I think if chaos nc'd and came back we might still spot her somehow grin

Chaos I am a serial namechanger but ALWAYS have some capitals.
And I like you.

I don't really get FB. I use it for friends and photos, but have never chatted on there. How and where? On people's walls? How do you chat to people if they are not your friends? And if they are your friends, why would you be mean to them? And if pro

JeremyPiven Fri 17-May-13 07:55:38

Aaaaah meant to say if people are twats why not delete them?

As for twitter, that I just do not get.

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered Fri 17-May-13 09:27:03

Chaos you're a rock, and rocks can't leave.

I'd have more time for FB if it had a This Is A Pile of Shite button.

DeepRedBetty Fri 17-May-13 09:30:24

Chaos I'll miss you. Hope you come back when you've had a nice rest and maybe got a new phone or tablet with a really bonkers autocorrect and multi-posting function. xx DRB

elQuintoConyo Fri 17-May-13 09:43:43

IChaos has left the building? Tell me this isn't so sad

What happened? I'm relatively new (18 months) but I'm not a weirdo! Well, not in here anyway. I've never said a mean word to anybody, my name is capitalised and I always check my spelling.

Don't go <sniff sniff>

Fenton Fri 17-May-13 10:32:13

I go for one tiny holiday and Chaos leaves?

<blames everyone>

Chaos lovely, you cannot leave, you ARE Mumsnet for many of us.

I'll never forget the ROAR I had when you got menched by Matthew Wright because of the pineapple scented eraser incident.

I realise that last sentence won't mean a lot but it was important to me.

I luffs you Chaos, please renoxsider <delib typo> .

nooo, facebook is not a good MN substitute.

i can't swear on there and i know far too many people on there to talk cadidly.

i only use facebook to say things like "oh DD is a pickle"

Absy Fri 17-May-13 11:31:57

Chaos don't goooooooooooooooooooooooooo

EarnestDullard Fri 17-May-13 12:20:40

No no no, see, when MN gets a bit shit we need the good posters to stay. Otherwise it'll just be completely shit.


It's going that way Earnest.

Never known it as bad as this. sad sad

PseudoBadger Fri 17-May-13 12:24:15

I thought you'd gone Earnest!



You lot. [smile ]

Thank you fir all the lovely voices on here. Really, thank you, I appreciate it. I'm in a post migraine fug atm, but I've had a bit of a nudge (inderstatement) to cone back onto the thread. And I feel guilty to leave it any longer.

I'll try to explain. But firstly I'd like to send Page a squeeze - I'm so sorry about your sister, such awfulness. X

I've been arsing on here for 4 years now, had some absolutely amazing experiences and laughs and support, but it was a major time suck in my life. Which was fine. But recently, as I said, there's been a few too many hmmworthy moments, and quite often I look through Active and I mostly just think "samey, boring, what, getagrip, yeahright, donetodeath and meh", I also feel I have nothing to contribute, my brain has absolutely nothing to add.

So, after some reassessment, and following a couple of conversations with the girls about umhealthy relationships, I realised that while MN is a time suck but not enhancing my life, I'd be better of away from it completely.

Boy drew a picture of me recently with my phone in one had and my tablet in another. Lawks, I'm not an addict, but it made me sad to think that that was his perception of me.

I logged off yedterday after posting and properly got on with RL. I interacted properly with them and Friff knows it was good, I just turned off from thinking about whassgoinononMN and enjoyed their time. Obviously, I do do that as well as MNing , I just wanted to address the balance. Cold turkey, yum.

So, that's what led (lead?) me to thus point. I'm a procrastinator by nature and my engagement with MN was enabling that.

So when every old garment that the 4 has every worn is eBayed, the garden is sorted, 7million photos are properly in albums, and I properly find a route to market fir my wares, I'm sure I'll be back. wink

Seriously, I'm very flaky, I'm sure I'll tiptoe back in embarrassment in the bear future and you can all point and laugh.


Thanks again for all the lovely words, PMs, messages, FB etc, I really really appreciate it.

You lot are ace, and, as I said, enhanced my life.


nor sure all that makes sense - very stream of consciousness

blames headache


Pag, sorry, not Page.

HoneyDragon Fri 17-May-13 14:27:22

Love you Chaos. Xx

Will you when the Chaotics are all playing with in the naice garden and you have a phone in one hand ad a gin in the other.

And now I MUST clean and bake. As I have not yet reacted sucked in stage. Yet.

Thumbwitch Fri 17-May-13 14:27:43

It makes sense, Chaos. Inasmuch as your posts ever do, anyway. grin

Hope to see you back very soon smile thankswine

IamtheZombie Fri 17-May-13 14:31:47

Take care, Chaos. Zombie will be waiting for your return.

BIWI Fri 17-May-13 14:33:35

I like the idea of a bear future grin

BIWI Fri 17-May-13 14:33:54

Mind you, polar or grizzly? I'd prefer polar.

maybe after a while HoneyD.


I think it was more than thr Chaotics, I missed out a paragraph hmm I don't. think I've read more than 2 bokjs a year since I've been here, I used to read one a week, and I mostly watch TV while MNing, never concentrate, I just want to get those pleasures bavk afain, iyswim?

Fruff, I sound like an obsessor, I'm not, I'm truly not.


grin at Thumby's dig.


Sorry, that ^^ was worse thsn usual, the tablet has a shocking keyboard.


Nagoo Fri 17-May-13 14:37:39

I always feel better after the 'It's-not-you-it's-me' talk.

everlong Fri 17-May-13 14:39:40

You make sense for once wink I 100% agree with all you've said.

The whole world has gone mad with the Internet. I even take the iPad around the sodding house when doing jobs, bathing ds, cooking food.

It's bad.

I'm going to take a leaf out of your book. I know DH will be glad and youngest ds.

So have fun chaos doing your thang. smile

Now bog off.

crazynanna Fri 17-May-13 14:43:22

I do get what you mean,Chaos,I do.

But we will miss you <snotty sobs>

And I do hope you pop in from time to time.

And who is going to call me 'carzy' now? Oh yes...Mary does hmm grin

We love you very much.


TheRealFellatio Fri 17-May-13 14:52:21

Blimey Chaos, you've just written exaclty how I feel. I think I might join you. Seriously.

Absy Fri 17-May-13 14:55:05


Enjoy your little MN holiday, and as you've done a flounce in flouncer's corner, it's pretty much guaranteed you'll crawl back a week later with a side arse

Absy Fri 17-May-13 14:56:23

I personally find I can't be arsed to post as much any more. I think it's just natural. Sites move on, plenty of MNers have buggered off previously, but periodically they crawl back and do a reminisence thread

everlong Fri 17-May-13 15:00:04

Yeah absy. I think it's also habit.

But when you stop and think what else you could be doing instead of stuck on MN it's scary.

quietlysuggests Fri 17-May-13 15:12:07

I have been on here for 5 years I think.
But I am really crap because not only do I spend hours online every day, I dont even post much so haven't made any "friends" so dont have that level of familiarity that you all do.
So why am I on here so much?
Totally addicted I think.
I should be listening to music, reading the whole paper and not just the headlines, and not letting the children eat lunch in front of cartoons so I can sit and MN in peace.
I need to take a break.
Cold turkey? Weaning off slowly?
Not easy.

FunnysInLaJardin Fri 17-May-13 15:23:03

I don't post much either anymore as I feel as you do Chaos about active, it's just the same stuff over and over. Not a bad thing to give it a bit of a rest. I have been doing something similar over tha last couple of months and it's actually quaite naice

GetOrfMoiLand Fri 17-May-13 15:23:18

I think you are absolutely right actually. But chaos you are so lovely and will be missed. And you fellatio and everlong.

MN is much valued for me as I often go a long time with no female conversation, as I work with twats and/or blokes and my best friends live miles away.

But yes sometimes I sit here thinking 'oh fuck off' because it is dull.

But the positive outweighs the bad on here for me. Plus <sobs> my dd is grown up and so don't have little ones to pay attention to.

GetOrfMoiLand Fri 17-May-13 15:30:55

I think I agree with abs - just normal isn't it for forum users to go in cycles.

Ilikethebreeze Fri 17-May-13 15:34:45

Have a break.
You may come back sometime.
Bet you never get those photos in albums though! [I havent, more or less given up that idea.][stuck them all in 1 cupboard all by themselves].

What thumbwitch said thanks

Absy Fri 17-May-13 16:44:14

I kind of have to stick around as TTCing, and should kiddo ever make an appearance I imagine I'd need MN for advice. Or to complain to once I've over complained to everyone in RL (I'm reaching saturation point already).

I think it helps I just come along during the day sometimes, not evenings or weekends (unless I'm really bored)

MardyBra Fri 17-May-13 17:45:33

Oh I get it all now. I'm also a procrastinator and I've been around on MN for nearly as long as you, and I really do get what you mean. In your OP you mentioned "many hmmworthy happenings", so I thought you'd just had one aibu too many. (Bloody drip-feeding, that's what I call it).

I eased off on MN for a bit, and now seem to be back more. It goes in cycles for me. But like you, I've stopped reading. I've been more involved in the MN real-life soap opera. I watch telly without MNing though. grin

I'm not going btw, but I really understand, and maybe I should ration my time a bit more.

MardyBra Fri 17-May-13 17:48:54

I call you "carzy", crazynanna.

People are always getting me confused with Maryz.

Fenton Fri 17-May-13 18:13:08

Totally get you, Chaos love, you're a treasure you really are.


crazynanna Fri 17-May-13 19:09:05

So sorry Mardy you are so is you.

That Mary just calls me a twat grin

DevonCiderPunk Fri 17-May-13 19:14:57

I understand. Do what's right for you, but if you feel ready, come back and say hello sometimes please!thanks

Maryz Fri 17-May-13 20:00:15


I do not. I'm vair naice.

Yes, Chaos, I do see what you mean.

I think the answer is balance. I went through a really bad patch where I was running from real life and hiding on here, where I could forget about everything I should be doing. It was a bit horrible (but had the upside that I got to "know" loads of people here, and found a home in teenagers that made me feel that I wasn't going round the bend).

Now life is better, I refuse to have mumsnet on my phone, so I tend to use it for a bit with my breakfast coffee (after the hectic start to the day) and then again as an accompaniment to shit tv in the evenings. Which is much healthier.

I still manage to be here quite a bit. But if I had it on my phone I think it would seriously interfere with my life.

But you know, we could set up an "oldies corner" and meet at say 8 to 10 pm on the first Sunday of the month, to catch up. Or something. To have a whinge natter about how things ain't how they used to be.

" I'm a procrastinator by nature and my engagement with MN was enabling that"

Oh gawd.
I will have to leave too shock.

Chaos, hope your migraine is gone completely. I SO get what you mean I am currently MNing while not paying attention to a movie DH and I are watching

Good luck to you.
Enjoy RL and all its pleasures.
Maybe we need MNAnonymous blush?
Much love x.

Shaky Fri 17-May-13 21:55:35

No, no, no, NO!
This can't be happening sad
You are the reason my name is capitalised grin

Why is everyone leaving? It's not fair.

Come back, puuuuurrrrrlllllleeeeeaaaassseee x

everything you say makes sense.
(for a change [wunk])

maybe schedulle mn time?
twice s week when your homework's done?

and buy your books from me.... wink

TotallyBursar Sat 18-May-13 00:15:11

As always I'm late to the party but even though I'm a ninja poster that no-one really knows I feel like I know you (I can't make that sound as uncreepy as I mean it to).

I'm so sorry Pag to hear what you've been dealing with. Sending more condolences and hugs.

Chaos - I'll really miss you, good luck with market place and enjoy your DC. I hope I'll catch you if you ever pop back for a quick one.

My suggestion to you, Chaos, is a bit like Unique's above:

Once a week you should appear - as if by some sort of magic - and we will have silly fun for a few hours.

Just one night, after the offspring have retired to Bedfordshire.

Thursday Night at the MN Palladium - with larks, capers and typos a-plenty. A place for anyone with a funny bone.

Just one bleeding night <sob> then the rest of the week you can do all that parenting malarkey or albuming 70 trillion photos or delousing the garden or varnishing the gerbils or whatever you types get up to.


Our MN who art in tinterweb; Time Vacuum be thy name - please make Chaos stay with us

Startail Sat 18-May-13 00:22:19

Chaos you make me smile, don't go.

Thumbwitch Sat 18-May-13 01:06:19

Like Talc said, only Friday nights. G'wan, you know you want to really!

I don't have a twatsmartphone, I have an ancient brick - this is because it limits my ability to do Interweb stuff outside the house. Otherwise I'd be on here, FB and Dragonvale all the blasted time. Bad enough when I'm at home.

FGS don't get involved in Dragonvale, it's a serious timewaster...

Amen Talc.

sloppyguiseppe Sat 18-May-13 10:51:59

"MN is much valued for me as I often go a long time with no female conversation, as I work with twats and/or blokes and my best friends live miles away."

GetOrf, I don't often say things like this because I am well hard and that but I hope you know that if you need some female chat/perspectives or just to shoot the breeze with another atrocious cunt I AM HR 4 U BABZZ.


ChaoticTranquility Sat 18-May-13 12:05:37

Chaos take care thanks

Having seen your second post I can understand why you are going (gone) but I will still miss you.

Blimey sloppyguiseppe - another name change?

I shall call you sloppers.

<< checks sloppers' business end for worms >>

LoveBeingUpAt4InTheMorning Sat 18-May-13 16:51:33

Getting a ft job managed to keep me off for quite a few hours a day (in the week anyway)

ParsingFancy Sat 18-May-13 18:01:10

Is it wrong that I read larks and capers and thought, "Mmm, tasty"?

Is this you, Parsing?

ParsingFancy Sat 18-May-13 18:21:12

shock Nothing like! I've had that chin threaded now, I tell you!

MrsWembley Sat 18-May-13 21:00:47

Oh, god, now you've got me wondering at being on my iphone whilst sat on the loo...

LoveBeingUpAt4InTheMorning Sat 18-May-13 21:06:01

MrsWembley - why is that a bad thing?

Hullygully Sat 18-May-13 23:14:41


FunnysInLaJardin Sat 18-May-13 23:30:18

WHAT? call the fire brigade I can smell some speaker burning. Eurocrap therapy that is

K8Middleton Sat 18-May-13 23:39:42


You catn go Chaos

K8Middleton Sat 18-May-13 23:39:59

You catn go Chaos

K8Middleton Sat 18-May-13 23:40:15

You catn go Chaos

K8Middleton Sat 18-May-13 23:40:34

You catn go Chaos

K8Middleton Sat 18-May-13 23:40:57

^^ homage.

Maryz Sat 18-May-13 23:45:04

<waves to Hully>

MrsWembly, that's multitasking grin

EmpressOfTheSevenOceans Thu 23-May-13 22:42:24

I understand, Chaos, but we'll miss you.

Couldn't you come on just once a week? Like Talc said?

Thanks everyone for your kind words - huge smoodges to you all.

I'm back, but if you see my asre on here too much, please feel free to give it a genteel tap watch the ripples with wonder.

Seriously, thanks - I appreciated all the messages in my 17 days. I know that it was not the world's shortest flounce. But I needed it.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Sat 01-Jun-13 22:29:56

<<hangs on to Chaos' leg>> don't you EVER leave again!

DearPrudence Sat 01-Jun-13 22:30:13

Welcome back.

<salutes MN power>

Ilikethebreeze Sat 01-Jun-13 22:30:25

Can I wave and say hi, welcome back! <waves>
I enjoy your quizzes.
Can we expect some more?
Or have you come back a different poster?

BIWI Sat 01-Jun-13 22:32:09

I knew ...


So good to see you! I am even using an unfamiliar piece of equipment especially to write this. I have missed you lots and lots thanks

I'm me!

And have a look in _Chat, Ililethebreeze.


Any Gin going, BIWI?

Oh and there needs to be some Serious Capitalisation Embracement around these here hills.


<<gooses TAT>>

You touched my ARSE with a computer.

<< frisson >>

FoundAChopinLizt Sat 01-Jun-13 22:43:06

If you are back, where's the drunk thread?


ClaraOswald Sat 01-Jun-13 22:50:09

I'm glad you are back and feeling refreshed.

Maryz Sat 01-Jun-13 22:55:13

Someone buy that woman a [gin]

EmZed, whta a champion idea.


Sorry, page loaded wrongly. Thanks for flowers and vino, Chopin, and, yup, refreshed, that's a good word, Clara. <<clink>>

CuttedUpPear Sat 01-Jun-13 23:19:18

Looking forward to amusing trifles.

What is happening in the real world then Chaos?

CuttedUpPear Sat 01-Jun-13 23:19:35

Or even trifling amusements...

BIWI Sun 02-Jun-13 00:25:28

Chaos - there is ALWAYS gin round my gaff.

TheRealFellatio Sun 02-Jun-13 03:58:55

Oh hello! Lovely to have you back. It's been way too sensible round here lately. how's your melon? Did you eat it? Frame it? Phone the police in case anyone had reported it missing?

LoveBeingUpAt4InTheMorning Sun 02-Jun-13 04:04:10

Maybe we need a Returning section?

EmpressOfTheSevenOceans Sun 02-Jun-13 09:03:28

You're baaacccckkkk!!!!!!
<jumps on Chaos for big hug>
What's it like in RL?

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 02-Jun-13 09:08:26

Bye chaos, it's sad to see you go, but everyone needs a break every now and again smile

TheRealFellatio Sun 02-Jun-13 13:22:59

Arf at puds arriving late to the party and getting the wrong end of the stick. grin

LadyClariceCannockMonty Sun 02-Jun-13 16:36:47

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooos! You're back!!!!!

[happy happy joy joy dance]

You just missed us too much, didn't you?

EmpressOfTheSevenOceans Sun 02-Jun-13 16:49:49

<joins in dance>
<gets out fresh nipple tassels for Chaos>

MrsWembley Sun 02-Jun-13 19:54:10

Can I just say, well done, Chaos, for recognising the error of your ways and embracing the truth about your predicament...

You truly are fucked, aren't you...wink

Yup, to being screwed!

Cold Trukey?

More like lukewarm Macedonia.


ChippingInWiredOnCoffee Sun 02-Jun-13 22:15:39

About bloody time you daft mare grin


Wolfiefan Sun 02-Jun-13 22:15:59

OMG! I just found this thread and was gutted. Got to the end and now YAY!!!
You can run Chaos but you can NEVER leave.
<didn't mean to sound like a mad creepy stalker now where's the gin emoticon!>

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