flouncing. finally had my fill of RL

[SpringHeeledJack]

it's okaaaay, I spose, but it's not quite what I planned at 18....

Also I do find it rather time consuming, iykwim. For example, I could be on here, making David Cameron posters, arguing about swearing, people-on-the-social-living-the-life-of-Riley, leaving babies in hotel rooms, the ethics of throwing burgers at/ripping out chest hair of/making sausage casserole for someone's dp. Or pretending to be an aristocratic regency slut. Or asking if my bum looks big in this in Style and Beauty. Or whether Madonna/Nigella/Vera Duckworth/someone from Eastenders is looking old/too fat/too thin in sleb twaddle. Or engaging in cock chat on the healthy eating thread.

Or even finding a nice juicy troll

nom nom nom nom nom

And what- on the other hand- does RL offer me instead? eh? eh?

mindless repetitive toil. dp and his interminable and relentless peanut munching and fretting about work. Walking occasionally unpredictable and threatening looking dogs. Wiping arses. More toil. Kitchen floor. Cleaning the bog. More fucking dogs. Painting the hall. And Stephen Fucking Fry on telly. Again



so that's it. You cannot serve two masters so I'm finally flouncing.I hereby de-register from RL in order to spend my time more productively in worthwhile activities on here.

I don't expect to be missed till possibly breakfast time, but I will be resolute and strong



...right. where's tonight's fight/chuckle/troll/bumsex??

[heQet]

that's new.

good for you! rl is over-rated.

[frumpygrumpy]

There. Grand.

[ThatVikRinA22]

see how long my flounce from MN lasted? maybe i should try a flounce from RL, perhaps that'd suit me better

thinking about it....

yep. what a fab idea. DD is throwing a strop cos i told her off in front of her friend for getting nail polish all over the bathroom and DH has a cold and is being impossible to live with and is snoring....

im up for a flounce from RL!

[FromGirders]

[BitOfFun]

Fucking brilliant idea- I salute you

[MattBellamysMuse]

[SpringHeeledJack]

the more of us do it, the better



a Mass RL Flounce! Imagine the DM headlines

[ruddynorah]

OP of the week

[domesticslattern]

I'll join you!

[onebatmother]

I'm with you, SHJ. I'm downsizing. Just need laptop and a chair now.

[PerArduaAdNauseum]

[Rindercella]

[onebatmother]

okay don't rilly need chair

[PerArduaAdNauseum]

We shall not, we shall not be arsed,
We shall not, we shall not be arsed...

[crankytwanky]

I've been slowly weaning myself off RL recently.

It's amazing how much more I can achieve here when I'm not cooking dinner or doing housework.

Where would I have found time to complain to Ofcom about Claire Bile Cock if I had been playing with my children, eh?

Good on ya, SHJ!

[SpringHeeledJack]

roffle roffle

DP keeps coming and telling me Funny Things Jimmy Carr Has Said



I should tell him, shouldn't I

[psychomum5]

oh utter joy of a thread.

brilliant

absolutely

fuckin

brilliant

I will join you.

[TrillianAstra]

[GypsyMoth]

Is this just for Friday night or forever??

[SpringHeeledJack]

Leningrad

..that means I've got 15 years to go on here till I stagger out blinking into the light

[GypsyMoth]

Bloody he'll !!I have best part if 20 years left......our own older dc will be posting on here then about our grandchildren!!!

And we'll be MILS!!!!!