flouncing. finally had my fill of RL

(72 Posts)
SpringHeeledJack Fri 05-Feb-10 22:04:29

it's okaaaay, I spose, but it's not quite what I planned at 18....

Also I do find it rather time consuming, iykwim. For example, I could be on here, making David Cameron posters, arguing about swearing, people-on-the-social-living-the-life-of-Riley, leaving babies in hotel rooms, the ethics of throwing burgers at/ripping out chest hair of/making sausage casserole for someone's dp. Or pretending to be an aristocratic regency slut. Or asking if my bum looks big in this in Style and Beauty. Or whether Madonna/Nigella/Vera Duckworth/someone from Eastenders is looking old/too fat/too thin in sleb twaddle. Or engaging in cock chat on the healthy eating thread.

Or even finding a nice juicy troll

nom nom nom nom nom

And what- on the other hand- does RL offer me instead? eh? eh?

mindless repetitive toil. dp and his interminable and relentless peanut munching <<yeurch>> and fretting about work. Walking occasionally unpredictable and threatening looking dogs. Wiping arses. More toil. Kitchen floor. Cleaning the bog. More fucking dogs. Painting the hall. And Stephen Fucking Fry on telly. Again

<<yaaaawn>>

so that's it. You cannot serve two masters so I'm finally flouncing.I hereby de-register from RL in order to spend my time more productively in worthwhile activities on here.

I don't expect to be missed till possibly breakfast time, but I will be resolute and strong

<<sings Marseillaise>>

...right. where's tonight's fight/chuckle/troll/bumsex??

heQet Fri 05-Feb-10 22:05:32

grin that's new.

good for you! rl is over-rated.

frumpygrumpy Fri 05-Feb-10 22:07:50

<<sweeps RL into a small box, pops it into another box and another until it fits in the giant casket with wheels and is nailed shut and filed a la Indiana Jones>> There. Grand. grin

ThatVikRinA22 Fri 05-Feb-10 22:08:13

grin

see how long my flounce from MN lasted? maybe i should try a flounce from RL, perhaps that'd suit me better

thinking about it....

yep. what a fab idea. DD is throwing a strop cos i told her off in front of her friend for getting nail polish all over the bathroom and DH has a cold and is being impossible to live with and is snoring....

im up for a flounce from RL!

FromGirders Fri 05-Feb-10 22:10:03

<applauds>
<stands>
<applauds some more>

BitOfFun Fri 05-Feb-10 22:10:10

Fucking brilliant idea- I salute you grin

grin

SpringHeeledJack Fri 05-Feb-10 22:11:02

the more of us do it, the better

<<dreeeeams>>

a Mass RL Flounce! Imagine the DM headlines

grin

ruddynorah Fri 05-Feb-10 22:11:32

OP of the week grin

domesticslattern Fri 05-Feb-10 22:12:45

I'll join you!

onebatmother Fri 05-Feb-10 22:17:26

<rises from knees.. stumbles.. but makes it up (just) waves banner>

I'm with you, SHJ. I'm downsizing. Just need laptop and a chair now.

PerArduaAdNauseum Fri 05-Feb-10 22:20:26

<<Joins impromptu barricade with placard made from pasta shapes and non-toxic paint>>

Rindercella Fri 05-Feb-10 22:22:14

grin

onebatmother Fri 05-Feb-10 22:25:56

okay don't rilly need chair

PerArduaAdNauseum Fri 05-Feb-10 22:27:23

<<chants>>

We shall not, we shall not be arsed,
We shall not, we shall not be arsed...

crankytwanky Fri 05-Feb-10 22:30:01

I've been slowly weaning myself off RL recently.

It's amazing how much more I can achieve here when I'm not cooking dinner or doing housework.

Where would I have found time to complain to Ofcom about Claire Bile Cock if I had been playing with my children, eh?

Good on ya, SHJ!

SpringHeeledJack Fri 05-Feb-10 22:41:43

roffle roffle

DP keeps coming and telling me Funny Things Jimmy Carr Has Said

hmm

I should tell him, shouldn't I

psychomum5 Fri 05-Feb-10 22:42:08

oh utter joy of a thread.

brilliant

absolutely

fuckin

brilliant

I will join you.

<<sits resolute and firm in MN>>

<joins in with PerArdua's chanting>

LeninGrad Fri 05-Feb-10 22:49:52

I opted out a long time ago, around the time DS2 was born. People and socialising are overrated.

GypsyMoth Fri 05-Feb-10 23:10:57

Is this just for Friday night or forever??

LeninGrad Fri 05-Feb-10 23:14:17

Until the youngest is about 21 I think.

SpringHeeledJack Fri 05-Feb-10 23:24:59

grin Leningrad

..that means I've got <<checks watch>> 15 years to go on here till I stagger out blinking into the light

LeninGrad Fri 05-Feb-10 23:26:54

My sentence is 20.5 years with hopefully some time off for good behaviour.

GypsyMoth Fri 05-Feb-10 23:27:26

Bloody he'll !!I have best part if 20 years left......our own older dc will be posting on here then about our grandchildren!!!

And we'll be MILS!!!!!

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