Goodbye from me!

(28 Posts)
XxCutieCoypuxX Tue 04-Oct-11 21:41:12

It has to be done i'm afraid. First my picture... now my soul!!!

Much love

xxxx

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINKS OF THE CHILDREN?

LEAVE THE BASTARD

babyheavingmassofmaggots Wed 05-Oct-11 17:53:32

Coypu I won't chew what you tell me!

reelingintheyears Wed 05-Oct-11 11:50:35

hmm different coypu?

reelingintheyears Wed 05-Oct-11 11:49:46

He can't have 8 children little ratbags...

He is not yet a sexual creature.

He has no urges.

Apart form bowel movements.

MrsCoypu Wed 05-Oct-11 11:49:37

He said that last time he left and hooked up with that slutty water rat,who has 15 kids by 15 different fathers.

I stupidly took him back into our den again and this is what he does to me?

reelingintheyears Wed 05-Oct-11 11:47:27

Noooo....the pore old swamp beaver just needs loving.

MrsCoypu Wed 05-Oct-11 11:43:21

WHICH ONE OF YOU HAS BEEN DUPED BY HIM?

He has left me and his 8 children little ratbags

Which one of you dirty rats has him now?

reelingintheyears Wed 05-Oct-11 11:41:05

Is the poor old coypu home and well yet or have ss got involved?

LOL

babyheavingmassofmaggots Tue 04-Oct-11 22:09:00

Reeling - To the tune of night fever

Swamp Beaver Swamp Beaver
You say you will leave it
Gimmie that swamp beaver swamp beaver
farewells we will show it...

reelingintheyears Tue 04-Oct-11 22:06:05
Maryz Tue 04-Oct-11 22:03:36

Ok, what have I missed this time confused.

I love your name CutiePie, very mumsnetty (except you are missing a few numbers).

reelingintheyears Tue 04-Oct-11 22:02:58

MsCuntFire grin

SwearyMary Tue 04-Oct-11 22:01:41

Moonlight cool waters
The Coypu swims in the shadows
Now they swim alone

I can't cope <cries>
<wipes nose on babyheavingmassofmaggots skirt.

RockStockIsMovingBackToEngland Tue 04-Oct-11 22:01:11

At least it wasn't Freddie Starr

RockStockIsMovingBackToEngland Tue 04-Oct-11 22:00:43

grin

MsCuntFire Tue 04-Oct-11 22:00:32

fucking coypu bastards ate my hamster

babyheavingmassofmaggots Tue 04-Oct-11 21:59:06

Moonlight cool waters
the coypu swims in shadows
now they swim alone

(Coypu Haiku)

RockStockIsMovingBackToEngland Tue 04-Oct-11 21:59:04

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad

SwearyMary Tue 04-Oct-11 21:58:12

COYPU....please don't go. Don't go, I need your love.

I think I may have to cancel Christmas actually. The grief is just to much to bare

SwearyMary Tue 04-Oct-11 21:56:00

OMG no. no. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I will never forget the Coypu. Ever. I'm not certain I can function without him. He was my rock.

<cries>

reelingintheyears Tue 04-Oct-11 21:55:37

Nooooooooo.

<turns to the church>

<runs from the church to the swamps searching in vain for the coypu>

usualsuspect Tue 04-Oct-11 21:53:08

<sobs>

I loved that hamster he was always there for me

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