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It has to be done i'm afraid. First my picture... now my soul!!!

Much love

xxxx

Noooo don't go CutieCoupu.

I will have nothing to compare my hamster against for size.

Damn you!

<runs away sobbing>

such a shame Cutie... I will miss you.

<runs away sobbing>

<sobs>

I loved that hamster he was always there for me

Nooooooooo.

<turns to the church>

<runs from the church to the swamps searching in vain for the coypu>

OMG no. no. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I will never forget the Coypu. Ever. I'm not certain I can function without him. He was my rock.

<cries>

I think I may have to cancel Christmas actually. The grief is just to much to bare

COYPU....please don't go. Don't go, I need your love.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Moonlight cool waters
the coypu swims in shadows
now they swim alone

(Coypu Haiku)

fucking coypu bastards ate my hamster

At least it wasn't Freddie Starr

Moonlight cool waters
The Coypu swims in the shadows
Now they swim alone

I can't cope <cries>
<wipes nose on babyheavingmassofmaggots skirt.

MsCuntFire

Ok, what have I missed this time .

I love your name CutiePie, very mumsnetty (except you are missing a few numbers).

www.the-piedpiper.co.uk/th1f.htm

Reeling - To the tune of night fever

Swamp Beaver Swamp Beaver
You say you will leave it
Gimmie that swamp beaver swamp beaver
farewells we will show it...

LOL

Is the poor old coypu home and well yet or have ss got involved?

WHICH ONE OF YOU HAS BEEN DUPED BY HIM?

He has left me and his 8 children little ratbags

Which one of you dirty rats has him now?

Noooo....the pore old swamp beaver just needs loving.

He said that last time he left and hooked up with that slutty water rat,who has 15 kids by 15 different fathers.

I stupidly took him back into our den again and this is what he does to me?

He can't have 8 children little ratbags...

He is not yet a sexual creature.

He has no urges.

Apart form bowel movements.

different coypu?