You are only allowed in if you are not an utter ARSE, by order of a poorly dragon.

(94 Posts)
HoneyDragon Wed 15-May-13 17:38:00

I have a cold. A proper doozy of one. I am grumpy. I am staying here, in Euro 2012 till I feel better.

There appears to a lot of left over meat pies, Doritos and Lager. I may even dust off the bar.

But you can only come in if you promise not to be snippy or mean, or I will stamp on you till you are greasy.

<<coughs pathetically>>

Maryz Fri 23-May-14 13:13:16

poor, you need to see this for it to make sense.

Poor sad and lonely loser Honey sad

poorbuthappy Fri 23-May-14 13:11:39

Isn't the OP HoneyDragon?
Or did I just miss something? grin

Maryz Fri 23-May-14 13:06:20

It seems appropriate, as it's just over a year old (I only just noticed it was 2013 - maybe this is the time of year for hostile topic takeovers).

Maryz Fri 23-May-14 13:05:43

I am bumping this, as I'm currently looking for a spare topic for a sad friend of mine. Do you think the op would mind if Honeydragon came here to sulk?

BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM Fri 17-May-13 16:44:58

phwoooar bet it was immense! grin

As for your voice SDTG, that's my vocal range without a cold sad I try to emulate Lea Salonga, it is more cat-in-pain though!,wink

FancyPuffin Fri 17-May-13 16:42:12

<<Snuggles HoneyD>>

Brian it exploded grin it was like a gift I wish I had recorded it

Unfortunately, Brian, my voice veers from squeaky to completely absent, with occasional huskiness - and I lose about half my range.

BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM Fri 17-May-13 16:37:33

ffs, that's not even auto correct, just me being crap!

ahem : Puffin.

BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM Fri 17-May-13 16:36:35

ooo Piffun tell me.more, did it ooze?

HoneyDragon Fri 17-May-13 15:51:39

<<stops multitasking to cuddle puffins€>

FancyPuffin Fri 17-May-13 14:59:48

<<Enters thread>>

<<Hides in corner>>

Hows the boob HD? I had a massive infected cyst on mine last year, twas evil and glorious

Trumpton Fri 17-May-13 14:43:49

Put the clothes away un-ironed but folded. If they need ironing before wearing do them then but body heat is a fabulous iron-er.

10 minute bursts in each room, set a buzzer.

(While cake cooks )

Buy food , they don't appreciate home made anyway. grin

Can't help with the delivering.. sorree. sad

How is the poor boob ?

HoneyDragon Fri 17-May-13 14:17:07

Well done Trumpton.

I should not be on here. DS his party on Sunday and Hols next week. I have 4 baskets overflowing with ironing, the house needs cleaning, Avon needs delivering and all the baking, including a birthday cake needs to be done <wibbles>

Trumpton Fri 17-May-13 13:26:06

Just checking back in to say that 3 days into the anti-biotics and I can wee without rocking and crying on the loo !

Now I just need to pull the house back together.

BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM Fri 17-May-13 13:25:15

<offers Honey a hot flannel> I had a blocked duct last week, I feared mastitis (am a drama llama!) but paracetamol and aiming the shower whilst massaging followed by a massive nursing sesh cleared it. hope you get sorted!

SDTG - do you not get a sexy throaty sound to your voice, a la Phoebe in Friends? grin

DLL update - sat here nursing DS and the long legged cunt tried to get me sad

I'd like to say I was calm and ignored it. I absolutely did not scream and jump up, frightening poor DS sad blush

It is now out of sight, planning its next attack, I'm on high alert!

No catchy thing, just a cushion and a remote control to hand hmm

I have the Lurgy too - and I have had it for over a week now, despite taking lots of echinacea and vitamins. Some bastard has sandpapered my throat, and I am enjoying a convulsive cough that strikes me out of the blue, and makes me cough until I wet myself damn you pelvic floor, damn you.

I am supposed to be singing in a concert with my choir tomorrow - we are a small group, and I don't want to miss the concert (apart from one piece that I loathe with a passion, and we can't sing), so I am fairly pissed off.

I am off in a moment to make myself a cup of hot blackcurrant with soluble aspirin. It eases the sore throat, helps with the aches and the headache, and the aspirin gives the blackcurrant a tasty tang.

HoneyDragon Fri 17-May-13 13:12:24

Not yet, hopefully it will not go there. Definitely a blocked duct though.

Brian have you got a catchy thingy?

Have you got mastitis HD?

I actually have a doc apt tomorrow to discuss my hay fever. I'm on anti hists plus inhalers and they're no good at all.

BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM Thu 16-May-13 22:09:58

Aaarrghhhh! Daddy fucking long legs! <shakes in corner>

I hate them! what's it doing out this time of year? <cries>

BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM Thu 16-May-13 22:06:24

Frebbie - we may be sisters!

Hayfever is evil. I was suffering last week in the nice weather but it's been pissing down for days so Ive had some relief!

LtEveDallas Thu 16-May-13 22:06:17

I was so lucky with this house Honey <<sarcasm>> To the side and the back are planted fields, as well as 100 yds across the road sad. Fab for dog walking, but bloody awful for my eyes! I never really suffered till we moved here, and this year it's been worse than ever. Within a day of the sun coming out I'm wishing for rain again.

I think I'm going to have to revert to the cow fields for a while.

HoneyDragon Thu 16-May-13 21:57:27

Eve.

Spoke to the pharmacist yesterday. They have had a massive influx of new hay fever diagnosises. She said down here is terrible at the moment, things blooming late and crops and grass growing early or something, she said.

My dad has every practical caravan mag going back to about 1834 and every own your own boat magazine ever produced. And bits of computer stuff that might come in useful and some are so old they are steam powered just about.

HoneyDragon Thu 16-May-13 21:52:32

I have stuff dripping on the line it can stay there
My boob hurts, I too have the woman flu. I'm knackered but can settle to sleep.

Poledora, that pisses me off too. Dh is away tomorrow and although ill with loads of stuff to do, I am stupidly excited by a Friday night to myself.

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