AIBU to consider starting a petition (brexit related)

[loobieloo32]

To start a petition for Nigel Farage to be forced to have his name changed by deed poll to Lying Bastard?

Calm down, I'm only bring serious ;) other suggestions for name changes welcome too

[ThoraGruntwhistle]

Flappyhead Mendacity

[loobieloo32]

Ooh I like that!

[NeedACleverNN]

Yabu

Cunty McCuntychops is the only obvious answer

[loobieloo32]

fine suggestions, I think it's be pretty funny if it was debated in parliament whether to call him cunty or flappyhead

[JuneBuggy]

I'm thinking a single name...

Dickhead
Pissflaps
Ballsack
Analoid
Toady McToadface

Any of those would do just fine!

[PhoenixReisling]

Scro-cunt ballbag

[kitchensinkmum]

You shouldn't listen to the main stream media
Nothing has happened yet apart from BBC 1 scaring everyone to death.
If we do actually get out of the EU ( and the government don't have to ) it could take 2 to 10 years
Nothing will change for anyone for ages
Everyone needs to calm down and allow the country to settle. Mass hysteria is the only certainty right now

[Marmitelover55]

The uncertainty is a big part of the problem though kitchensinkmum. The financial markets do not like uncertainty ang the thought of it going in for 2-10 years is terrifying.

[loobieloo32]

I don't see how this makes Nigel farage not a liar kitchens 😂 loving the suggestions he could break world records for having the longest name lol

[BeYourselfUnlessUCanBeAUnicorn]

WankyMcWank Face?

Fuckface Cuntychops?

The thought of it having to be debated in parliament makes me pmsl. Can you imagine!

[TaliZorahVasNormandy]

CreepySmile McBadTeeth?

[Pettywoman]

What about Boris, surely that bawbag has to be rechristened.

[LadySharrow]

Call him Bob 350millionaweekfortheNHS.
Then every time he is on TV, someone will have to say to him 'So, Mr 350millionaweekfortheNHS, what are your views on X?'

[loobieloo32]

Really think someone should start a petition 😂 are we allowed to use change.org for such frivolity lol

[loobieloo32]

www.change.org/p/everyone-nigel-farage-to-change-his-name-by-deed-poll-to-lying-bastard-cunty-mccuntchops?recruiter=63500846&utm_source=petitions_show_components_action_panel_wrapper&utm_medium=copylink Well I didn't have the bottle but DP did 😂😂😂

[BeYourselfUnlessUCanBeAUnicorn]

Ha ha, love it.

[LifeInJeneral]

Cretin von Dipshit

[Whiteplate1]

Another thread to hide

[loobieloo32]

Tbf it was in the title and is clearly handed rather than serious political debate lol

[LifeInJeneral]

"Another thread to hide" is a terrible name suggestion.

[Zame]

Whiteplate - just don't click on them then. I like to read a few of them still and can easily ignore others without feeling the need to comment on the thread that I'll be hiding it.
Like a twat.