AIBU to consider starting a petition (brexit related)

(22 Posts)
loobieloo32 Sun 26-Jun-16 17:15:04

To start a petition for Nigel Farage to be forced to have his name changed by deed poll to Lying Bastard?

Calm down, I'm only bring serious ;) other suggestions for name changes welcome too wink

ThoraGruntwhistle Sun 26-Jun-16 17:24:30

Flappyhead Mendacity

loobieloo32 Sun 26-Jun-16 18:22:38

Ooh I like that!

NeedACleverNN Sun 26-Jun-16 18:24:10

Yabu

Cunty McCuntychops is the only obvious answer

loobieloo32 Sun 26-Jun-16 19:29:57

grin fine suggestions, I think it's be pretty funny if it was debated in parliament whether to call him cunty or flappyhead

JuneBuggy Sun 26-Jun-16 20:04:59

I'm thinking a single name...

Dickhead
Pissflaps
Ballsack
Analoid
Toady McToadface

Any of those would do just fine! grin

PhoenixReisling Sun 26-Jun-16 20:34:21

Scro-cunt ballbag

kitchensinkmum Sun 26-Jun-16 20:50:37

You shouldn't listen to the main stream media
Nothing has happened yet apart from BBC 1 scaring everyone to death.
If we do actually get out of the EU ( and the government don't have to ) it could take 2 to 10 years
Nothing will change for anyone for ages
Everyone needs to calm down and allow the country to settle. Mass hysteria is the only certainty right now

Marmitelover55 Sun 26-Jun-16 20:55:39

The uncertainty is a big part of the problem though kitchensinkmum. The financial markets do not like uncertainty ang the thought of it going in for 2-10 years is terrifying.

loobieloo32 Sun 26-Jun-16 21:13:25

I don't see how this makes Nigel farage not a liar kitchens 😂 loving the suggestions he could break world records for having the longest name lol

BeYourselfUnlessUCanBeAUnicorn Sun 26-Jun-16 21:22:33

WankyMcWank Face?

Fuckface Cuntychops?

The thought of it having to be debated in parliament makes me pmsl. Can you imagine!

TaliZorahVasNormandy Sun 26-Jun-16 21:24:42

CreepySmile McBadTeeth?

Pettywoman Sun 26-Jun-16 21:29:08

What about Boris, surely that bawbag has to be rechristened.

LadySharrow Sun 26-Jun-16 21:32:51

Call him Bob 350millionaweekfortheNHS.
Then every time he is on TV, someone will have to say to him 'So, Mr 350millionaweekfortheNHS, what are your views on X?'

loobieloo32 Sun 26-Jun-16 21:33:13

Really think someone should start a petition 😂 are we allowed to use change.org for such frivolity lol

loobieloo32 Sun 26-Jun-16 22:04:35

www.change.org/p/everyone-nigel-farage-to-change-his-name-by-deed-poll-to-lying-bastard-cunty-mccuntchops?recruiter=63500846&utm_source=petitions_show_components_action_panel_wrapper&utm_medium=copylink Well I didn't have the bottle but DP did 😂😂😂

BeYourselfUnlessUCanBeAUnicorn Sun 26-Jun-16 22:28:19

Ha ha, love it.

LifeInJeneral Sun 26-Jun-16 22:32:16

Cretin von Dipshit

Whiteplate1 Sun 26-Jun-16 22:34:57

Another thread to hide

loobieloo32 Sun 26-Jun-16 22:40:47

Tbf it was in the title and is clearly handed rather than serious political debate lol

LifeInJeneral Sun 26-Jun-16 22:43:25

"Another thread to hide" is a terrible name suggestion.

Zame Tue 28-Jun-16 16:00:12

Whiteplate - just don't click on them then. I like to read a few of them still and can easily ignore others without feeling the need to comment on the thread that I'll be hiding it.
Like a twat.

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