thank you for bringing back my husband with your spell

(30 Posts)
sarah341 Tue 27-Nov-12 08:07:34

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Grumpla Tue 27-Nov-12 08:11:18

For a reasonable fee, I turn people into frogs. PP me the list and £50 per enemy and it'll be like "We All Stand Together" round your gaff in no time.

Uh huh. Spells.

Caerlaverock Tue 27-Nov-12 08:15:13

Snigger

mumblechum1 Tue 27-Nov-12 08:15:36

grin at Grumpla. Have reported identical post on another thread. Seems to be a bit of spam around lately

IDontDoIroning Tue 27-Nov-12 08:15:36

Reported this thread as obvious money grabbing spam.

JoinTheDots Tue 27-Nov-12 08:16:19

Hahaha I needed a laugh this morning so thank you

McKayz Tue 27-Nov-12 08:16:46

For £50 I'll make the OW have warts.

LeeCoakley Tue 27-Nov-12 08:16:55

I'm sorry Sarah but next week the OW is going to contact Ekakapanties for another spell to get him back. It's just one of those things I'm afraid.

HoneyDragon Tue 27-Nov-12 08:17:10

Comedy spam though

ratbagcatbag Tue 27-Nov-12 08:17:16

Wow. After five months he came back, I'd rather pay grumpily £50 to turn the bastard into a frog smile

Reported post on other thread too.

ratbagcatbag Tue 27-Nov-12 08:17:43

Grumpla - sorry damn autocorrect.

LadyIsabellaWrotham Tue 27-Nov-12 08:19:11

If I could do actual magic I wouldn't settle for my cheating scumbag ex. Make it 200 quid in used fivers and I'll get you Gareth Malone/Brian Cox. Rates go up in proportion, and for a grand you can have Obama.

bissydissy Tue 27-Nov-12 08:20:13

For £50 I'll turn your enemies into Paul McCartney.

It was actually my mother in law croaking away at the Olympics!

ThatDudeSanta Tue 27-Nov-12 08:21:34

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

For anyone who is friends with the people Grumpla turns into frogs, as a good witch (how I dislike that term!) I can change them back into people for a mere £75 per person.

Please note, they may have bits missing, because all witches know about balance, and if you turn a person into a frog you have quite a few squishy bits left over, and it's not always possible to squash the squish back into a person shape.

EdithWeston Tue 27-Nov-12 08:31:11

There's too many threads at the moment from those who have just discovered heart-breaking infidelities for this to have comedy value.

Grumpla Tue 27-Nov-12 08:31:27

You could always make the extra squishy bits into a tail.

bissydissy Tue 27-Nov-12 08:34:02

I can turn the extra squishy bits into Ringo Starr

BertieBotts Tue 27-Nov-12 08:34:41

Leave the Bastard!

ScrambledSmegs Tue 27-Nov-12 08:36:00

There's a kid at DD's nursery who calls poo 'kaka'. Unfortunate name for a spell-caster, being synonymous with shit.

LadyIsabellaWrotham Tue 27-Nov-12 08:36:09

I know Edith, that's why I reported. But in the meantime while we wait for it (appropriately) goes "poof" we might as well take the piss.

What, you mean this isn't a genuine thread? shock

Gay40 Tue 27-Nov-12 08:44:16

I can turn any reasonable sane woman into a shrieking violent nagging harpy, for free. They just have to move in with me.
(Disclaimer: no spell required)

dearprudence Tue 27-Nov-12 08:45:27

<snort>

blondieminx Tue 27-Nov-12 08:48:26

hmm riiiigghht. Here, have one of these OP biscuit oh, btw, do you think a spell might help you use punctuation and paragraphs?

<snigger> at Lady Isabella grin

Frontpaw Tue 27-Nov-12 08:49:45

I'll do it for free. I'm just a mean old witch. Why did you report the thread? It's going to be such fun!

Nominate a MNer for a spell...

Gay my daughter has that effect on me! Is she <whispers> a witch? confused

DeltaUniformDeltaEcho Tue 27-Nov-12 08:53:17

Right - I cannot believe you are being so mean to the OP.

Such a bunch of vipers.

Of COURSE magic exists.

Now, I know a spell to turn you all into hun-loving glittery x'ers so be nice or else!

Frontpaw Tue 27-Nov-12 08:59:31

Ok, so who just spelled me to step in a bloody great big puddle?

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