Sexual technics

(239 Posts)
EvansMr Sun 15-Jun-08 20:43:51

share your sexual secrets
I lay her on her back with me on my side and flick the bean while goin at it like a jack hammer
seems to work every time

is there any technics you would like to share?

DelicateCreature Sun 15-Jun-08 22:09:05

Evans Mr- Please explain laying on your side whilst on her back?
It doesn't sound very comfortable

mamalovesmojitos Sun 15-Jun-08 22:10:54

oh my god PMSL!!!!

onepieceoflollipop Sun 15-Jun-08 22:12:35

I just realised that he has posted on Dadsnet and thought that only males would be on here! rofl.

EvansMr, if you want a "private" thread put it somewhere really boring. We all respond in Dadsnet indiscrimately; tis usually most entertaining, interesting and informative.

Have any of the "Dads" even bothered to reply to this troll gentleman?

dizzydixies Sun 15-Jun-08 22:14:22

there surely HAS to be a quote of the week in this thread?!!??

EvansMrs Sun 15-Jun-08 22:15:15

actually - i'm ver satisfied.
my bean has been flicked.
yes it does reach around the corner.
we only wanted some ideas for improvement you know.

by the way - that lego stuff is very good.

dizzydixies Sun 15-Jun-08 22:19:40

now had you come on and asked for advice re gregs sausage rolls and fruit shoots or baby pasta or given us your opinion on SAHM or parnent and toddler parking then that would've been fine gringringrin

you're on MUMSNET - see above link for sex advice - we can also help with grammar and spelling on here too grin

EvansMr Sun 15-Jun-08 22:21:03

Delicate, it means banging sideways from behind.

notjustmom Sun 15-Jun-08 22:21:11

lads ? lads ? there are no lads on here i thank you very much

we like men here thank you

YeahBut Sun 15-Jun-08 22:21:20

Well, I suppose an inflatable doll is easily satisfied. And it might explain how the seemingly impossible position is achieved...

Lol grin

notjustmom Sun 15-Jun-08 22:22:02

but how can you fuck her sideways if she is lying on her back ?

EvansMr Sun 15-Jun-08 22:22:37

Are you all on HRT or something?

YeahBut Sun 15-Jun-08 22:22:53

NJM, I refer you to my "inflatable doll" comment...

onepieceoflollipop Sun 15-Jun-08 22:23:50

HRT? Gosh aren't you the witty one this evening?

EvansMr Sun 15-Jun-08 22:24:48

Notjustmon: it's all about technic, banging sideways from behind look it up on the karma sutra.

notjustmom Sun 15-Jun-08 22:24:57

YB - that has cleared that up thank you

i by no means am inexperienced but i just couldn't get my head round this ?

justjules Sun 15-Jun-08 22:25:07

I think "Bang Yer Banjo" sounds like a technic classic in the making...

<<wipes tears from eyes>>

i have never laughed so much at a mn thread,

my bump is actually hurting grin

EvansMr, i think i love you...

LynetteScavo Sun 15-Jun-08 22:25:20

I can only read EvansMr's posts with an Ali G accent in my head. grin

notjustmom Sun 15-Jun-08 22:26:16

tech fucking nique

but you aren't doing her from behind if she is lying on her back are you

and baby i don't need no kama sutra

VeniVidiVickiQV Sun 15-Jun-08 22:26:21

Perpendicular ladies, perpendicular

umberella Sun 15-Jun-08 22:27:06

how's your winkle EvansMr? is it getting large yet?

We would hate to disappoint you. What with our fantastic banjos and all.

EvansMrs Sun 15-Jun-08 22:27:20

it's all to do with the extra hole i've had sugically inserted int my thigh. i highly recommend you try it.

umberella Sun 15-Jun-08 22:27:56

pmsl lynette!!!!!!!

umberella Sun 15-Jun-08 22:28:34

oh god Evans Mrs!

shaking with laughter!

notjustmom Sun 15-Jun-08 22:28:36

oh you blew it with that last comment i'm afraid

Join the discussion

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now