Is my weiner sexist??

[DaddyCool]

i mean, is it? surely women should have the right to a weiner as well?

abolish all weiners I say.

[Flame]

lol - you know you just want a episiotimy instead

[DaddyCool]

oh don't say that word. gives me the willies (no pun intended)

[beansprout]

Oh hear, hear - get rid of the lot of them!

[OrmIrian]

Dunno. Is it an equal opportunities weiner?

[DaddyCool]

No. No it isn't. It's married and is bias toward just one person.

[DrDaddy]

The correct spelling is "wiener", surely?

[DaddyCool]

you know, i googled it and it was unclear!

some spell it weiner, some wiener. i got the impression that the american bastardised version was weiner and that's what i used as I wasn't referring to anything like 'schnitzel' but in fact... my c*ck.

[Pan]

can some patient poster please explain these are? And would I wish for one???

[moondog]

It was the damned willies that got us into the whole episiotomy mess.

[DrDaddy]

DC - I realise it's not schnitzel, but probably Wienerwurst (sausage), which is also from Vienna obviously. Anyway, I didn't really follow your original post. I'll bugger off now.

[DaddyCool]

i was just taking the P out of all the sexist talk that seems to be floating around

[DaddyJ]

Sexist talk? Against weiner/wiener/frankfurter?

Not on Mumsnet surely!

[expatinscotland]

I think the weiner just needs a bit of upgrading and modernisation.

Let's repackage it!

We'll start with the name.

I vote for tallywhacker.

[DaddyJ]

DaddyJunior
(just making sure no one else says it before me)

[JeremyVile]

Very hard to judge......
Would probably need to see a line up of all Weiners going for the title.....
tho to be honest i think they tend to be pretty ugly things...







Oh







Got you now..... "Is my weiner SEXIST"?
Well, in that case, yes completely

[MerryMarigold]

DC, I have always hankered after one. Mostly because of weeing convenience. No queuing (sp?) for the toilet. No hovering over filthy toilets, desperately trying to keep yourself away from the mucky seat whilst not weeing all over the floor. Being able to whip it out and wee over someone's garden wall if you're really desperate. THERE WILL NEVER BE EQUALITY. Call me a defeatist.

[DrDaddy]

tallywhacker is good, expat. Was just trying to think of the Monty Python song...."here's a little number I tossed off at the academy.."

[DrDaddy]

"Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can tie it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't get it out in public or they'll
Stick you in the Dock
And you won't...a..come...a...back!
errrrrr....thankyouverymuch"