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Football rules, power tools, scratch your balls.............................

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/08/2006 19:46

Here you go lads..........

I promise to only lurk on this thread.

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AllieBongo · 30/08/2006 19:47

that nearly rhymed V.

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fattieSlapper · 30/08/2006 19:47

i am not here....you boys carry on as you were





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AllieBongo · 30/08/2006 19:48
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VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/08/2006 19:58


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Panman · 30/08/2006 20:11

Girls. This really isn't going to work!!

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AllieBongo · 30/08/2006 20:14

i did try panman.

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Panman · 30/08/2006 20:20

I know, and thank you. Did come across an internet joke doing the rounds, spoof ad-lines for products -

"K-Y - because you are shit at foreplay."

any others?

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Panman · 30/08/2006 20:23

Just made one up with last tango in paris reference..

"Lurpack - because your foreplay is shit."

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/08/2006 20:37

pmsl!

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AllieBongo · 30/08/2006 20:39

you're getting a lashing on the channel 5 thread from cowmad, panman and boris have stepped in to defend you. this is playground shite

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Panman · 30/08/2006 20:48

anyone for a bit of testosterone-driven banter? Think the fragrants have gone now...

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AllieBongo · 30/08/2006 20:49

yeah, i saw this bird with big tits earlier... then realised i was looking in the mirror

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/08/2006 20:52

Thank Allie

Top ten tits....?

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Panman · 30/08/2006 20:55

Top 10?

Well at no.1 is this woman who works in the jewellry shop near me....(notice a theme emerging here??)

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WelshBoris · 30/08/2006 20:56

When did you become a man Panboy?

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Panman · 30/08/2006 20:58

After having a spat with you, and realised I would have to grow up a bit if I am going to survive in this hot coven..

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/08/2006 21:02

okay, tell us about jewellery shop woman.

(am wondering how much you have spent on jewellery recently......)

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WelshBoris · 30/08/2006 21:05

It wasn't a spat, I became jealous and took it out on you

All cool now though?

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Panman · 30/08/2006 21:10

WB - smothering you in kisses.

haven't spent any money! Just go in and discuss jewllery and ask her opinion on styles and what would suit me with my clothes etc...and compliment her each time and we play verbal footsie, and it is all very 'innocent' and a bit flirty from time to time which I like. Andthat isabout it. Apart from her having no 1 tits and ass, but Ionly notice them occassionally, as she also has v. beautiful eyes....[swoon]

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/08/2006 21:12

Is she on commission?

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Panman · 30/08/2006 21:13

she owns the shop...so..yeah. Don't say it!!

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Panman · 30/08/2006 21:18

have some RL to partake in. - catch u later?

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/08/2006 21:36

oh no! Not real life.....

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