Blokey things didn't get this year: Any smellies at all. (does this mean after years of practice I'm finally getting the hang of personal hygiene?) No socks. At all. Disappointed. No joke 'beer mug'. No footie-related stuff. (did get two bike books so that's okay). No 'rude' Christmas cards.
Can I detect a 'change' going on, and no-one has told me?
Just for all those specifically male orientated things that happen over the christmas period.
Like: Doing the washing up after the christmas meal. Thank goodness that's done for another year! Having to avoid sniggering when talking about legs and breasts when carving the turkey. Having to put toys together. Pretending to really like socks. Putting up with children interfering when you're playing with their Lego for them. etc