Lady free thread for those scary times!

(34 Posts)
TiggyD Mon 26-Aug-13 20:14:11

Come in and relax. There's big squashy leather sofas, a variety of games consoles, a drinks fridge, bottomless bowls of crisps (Frazzles, ridged ones and nachos), paintings of trains, boats and cars, and everything is black/white or chrome.

StephenFrySaidSo Mon 26-Aug-13 20:20:46

have u got any fat free dips? wink

TiggyD Mon 26-Aug-13 20:24:05

A female eh?

We only have full fat dips, AND I've stirred in some extra butter!

We also have absolutely no diet drinks either. Apart from Man-Coke (Coke Zero).

StephenFrySaidSo Mon 26-Aug-13 20:30:51

ok i'll settle for man coke but please tell me you have some matt cardle for the iphone? grin

StephenFrySaidSo Mon 26-Aug-13 20:31:20

ipod

cant even get the gadgetty names right!

TiggyD Mon 26-Aug-13 20:34:46

We only have ROCK!

SigmundFraude Mon 26-Aug-13 20:36:38

Are patriarchal handmaidens allowed?

StephenFrySaidSo Mon 26-Aug-13 20:37:04

oh no! all that headbanging tangles up my clip-in extensions.

too far?

DeathByTray Mon 26-Aug-13 20:37:35

Well, I'm no lady.

I hope you have Yorkie bars.

TiggyD Mon 26-Aug-13 20:46:06

"Are patriarchal handmaidens allowed?"

We don't need any. The furniture all wipes clean in theory. The dips are served in the plastic pots they came in so there's no washing up there. The crisp bowls/doilies/glasses are all disposable. The floor is all laminate, so a quick flash round with a leaf blower will dust the whole place. No cleaning at all to do.

SigmundFraude Mon 26-Aug-13 20:57:18

Bugger. There must be some servitude I can perform? How about if I fetch the man-coke and then hover around expectantly for orders or something?

SinisterSal Mon 26-Aug-13 20:58:17

you're so funny.

SigmundFraude Mon 26-Aug-13 20:59:53

I'm not serving YOU. Wrong bits.

StephenFrySaidSo Mon 26-Aug-13 21:05:29

Sigmund you could keep the bowl of super ridgey crisps topped up and make sure there is lots of ice for the man coke.

and someone has to wipe the floor after each man has had his wee grin

SigmundFraude Mon 26-Aug-13 21:18:17

Ah well, I've had a lot of practice at wee wiping, my DH and DS's just pee all over the floor and, naturally, being a mere woman, it's my job to clean it up.

My cloth is ready, and I'm feeling downtrodden. We're good to go grin

StephenFrySaidSo Mon 26-Aug-13 21:22:37

grin

ah bless, they can't help it really can they.

HoneyDragon Mon 26-Aug-13 21:24:52

<<grabs best chair>>

<<sprawls>>

TiggyD Mon 26-Aug-13 21:27:58

You lot have the whole site to enjoy yourselves in. This bit is only for us real men like Honey and I.

HoneyDragon Mon 26-Aug-13 21:29:33

<<nods in affirmative fashion whilst not removing eyes from tv screen>>

StephenFrySaidSo Mon 26-Aug-13 21:31:21

<squeezes in between honey and tiggy and switches xtra factor on- while simultaneously calling tracey on the phone and discussing Dermot's bum hugging suit>

HoneyDragon Mon 26-Aug-13 21:33:37

<<sighs>>

TiggyD Mon 26-Aug-13 21:35:26

<<grunts in recognition towards Honey>>

MacaYoniandCheese Mon 26-Aug-13 21:37:28

<<adjusts ball-sac>>

<<farts silently>>

Runs

grin

SigmundFraude Mon 26-Aug-13 21:37:30

'You lot have the whole site to enjoy yourselves in.'

But the whole world is your oyster of privilege.

<stares wistfully out of the window>

<twists wee cloth in hands>

StephenFrySaidSo Mon 26-Aug-13 21:38:20

ooh, while you two are here- there's a shelf in the bathroom needs fixing back up- you could hammer it back up- or whatever it is men do to shelves wink

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