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Inappropriate children's books

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FrannyandZooey · 04/09/2008 21:18

"That's not my penis - its veins are too bulgy"

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yogabird · 04/09/2008 21:20
Shock
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FrannyandZooey · 04/09/2008 21:21

oh come on
it amused me

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MintChocAddict · 04/09/2008 21:21

Shock Grin

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Portofino · 04/09/2008 21:21
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FrannyandZooey · 04/09/2008 21:23

"That's not my mummy - her coat is too Boden"

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onepieceoflollipop · 04/09/2008 21:24

My dd's nursery teacher at the end of the Very Hungry Caterpillar used to say "and he then had very sloppy poos!" - very amusing for 3-4 year olds to hear such rude words.

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poppy34 · 04/09/2008 21:24

"thats not my daddy - he only drinks stella"

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ladyjogsalot · 04/09/2008 21:24

Those aren't my boobs, they're too pert.

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FromGirders · 04/09/2008 21:25

That's not my toyboy - his legs are too skinny.

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onepieceoflollipop · 04/09/2008 21:25

Also we have Brum and the Golden Loo, but I call it Brum and the Golden Poo. Not desperately rude Franny, sorry if you were hoping for worse.

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FromGirders · 04/09/2008 21:25

That's not my mummy - her hair is too tidy.

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Portofino · 04/09/2008 21:26

"That's not my fanjo - it's lips are too...."! Sorry can't continue.....

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FromGirders · 04/09/2008 21:26

That's not my daddy - his chin is too smooth

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FrannyandZooey · 04/09/2008 21:26

no don't worry, poo jokes quite adequate

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Califrau · 04/09/2008 21:27

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MintChocAddict · 04/09/2008 21:27

"We're all going on a beer hunt"

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Portofino · 04/09/2008 21:27

LOL poppy34

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ladyjogsalot · 04/09/2008 21:27

that's not mummy's wine glass, it's too full

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Portofino · 04/09/2008 21:28

That's not my mummy - she's only drinking water

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ladyjogsalot · 04/09/2008 21:30

portofino, we've almost got the whole book now...

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Gingerbear · 04/09/2008 21:32

Hairy Maclairy has a Brazillian

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ShowOfHands · 04/09/2008 21:32

Little Women, Know Your Place
Water Babies, Skinny Dipping for Beginners
Black Beauty and Other Naked Lovelies
The Magic Faraway Tree and 100 Other Mushroom Trips for Recreational Users
Guess How Much I Love You, the Kama Sutra Made Easy

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ladyjogsalot · 04/09/2008 21:32

lol gb

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MadamAnt · 04/09/2008 21:33

That's my Mummy! Her eyes are so bloodshot.

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