Following on from best lyrics...
my vote would be
Deanna Carter - "Did I shave my legs for this?"
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Pan
Sun 01-Jul-07 13:30:58
Bohemian Rhapsody. Best song title. Best song. Best video. Best band. Best everything. Just best.
Pan
Sun 01-Jul-07 14:04:57
just my opinion...not meant as a thread killer........
doughnuts
Sun 01-Jul-07 18:28:00
ds is obsessed with making up imaginary song titles - the latest is 'Solar Powered Horse'
talcy0
Sun 01-Jul-07 18:31:59
hangover from hell...zodiac mindwarp
WigWamBam
Sun 01-Jul-07 18:33:02
There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis
or maybe
I'm In Love (With The Girl on the Manchester Virgin Megastore Checkout Desk)
doughnuts
Sun 01-Jul-07 18:36:44
any of Stereolab's songs - for eg' Jaunty Monty and The Bubbles of Silence'
McDreamy
Sun 01-Jul-07 18:38:16
Hit Me with your Rhythm Stick
WigWamBam
Sun 01-Jul-07 19:01:10
Pan ... you're such a charmer 
janeite
Sun 01-Jul-07 19:20:27
WWB - yes the Kirsty McColl one is a fab title.
Snow Patrol yave a song called something like "Pass The Balsamic inegar, quick you fool" which is pretty impressive too!
Also - "Bikini Girls With Machine Guns" - The Cramps.
janeite
Sun 01-Jul-07 19:20:51
Balsamic inegar - please translate as vinegar
I still think my original one wins (but then I would, wouldn't I)
Pan
Sun 01-Jul-07 19:51:23
Kew - one of my friends fav. albums has this on the front....she looking all hot, he sat down on a chair with a beer....this right?
thats right - its album title too
My sister's dh plays in a jazz band which features among its numbers a piece called "We have seen the cheese."
mmm quite thats one but still doesn;t beat mine.
southeastastra
Sun 01-Jul-07 20:29:22
where are the prawns by the soft boys
am thinking...
but in the meantime Take the skinheads bowling by Camper Van Beethoven is a good start...