Throw your contraception in the bin and your legs in the air! JS II

[frakkit]

The 'rules'

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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The list (if you haven't posted since the last one you've been scrubbed - you're welcome to come back though)

Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Frakkit ? JS
BrassicaBabe - JS
takethatlady - JS
vallinnapod - JS
Gormers ? JS
Pipistrello - JS
MrsWajs - JS
RedNinaBlue ? JS
alien82 - JS
takingtheplunge - JS
almostknockedupgirl - JS
cowboylover - JS
swizzlestar - JS
HarderToKidnap - JS
Miffles - JS
milanomum - JS
fyimate - JS
lovemylulu - JS
haplesshippy - JS
Halliegirl - JS
Williamsmummy1986 - JS
ljg72 - JS
30andMerkin - JS
trixie123 - JS
bringbackwham - JS

I'm sorry if I missed you - please add yourself!

[takingtheplunge]

I'll be good this time, miss...honest! Altho in my defence I haven't actually done anything naughtier than develop a perhaps unhealthy interest in my pant snot. Speaking of knicker mucus, I haven't really noticed much of it this month at all, so perhaps not a lucky month for me.
have you been on hiliday frakkit? Where did you go?

[frakkit]

Nope not been on holiday - have just been busy with the end of term, an assignment due and a busy social life! Plus preparations for my mother's arrival (tomorrow) which means I won't be around much for the next 10 days

Not sure how I'll cope with the 2 week wait without you lot to laugh at keep me sane. I'm due to test in a week but my mother's going to be around!

[almostknockedupgirl]

Pant snot - love it! Fab new thread frakkit, don't know what we'd do without you!

Bugger. I just realised that I'm now entering my first two week wait. At least this week I have holiday shagging to keep my mind off it... Right, I'm off to do the spirit of the thread proud! Talk to you lovely ladies later.

[HarderToKidnap]

I'm REALLY looking forward to some decent pant snot. I don't think my CM has ever looked like EW and so far, that has been a blessing. Egg white in my pants? Now, however, very interested to see it!

JSed TWICE yesterday. Haven't done that for years and years. We are definitely not trying to TTC, you understand, and to underline the point DH did withdraw. Plus the fact that at this stage in my cycle it's not possible. But the JSing was awesome!

[almostknockedupgirl]

Just shagging is awesome. Long live just shagging!

[BrassicaBabe]

Morning All

I've a different confession for you ...yesterday I had a brazillian wax. Not unusual. I usually ask for a landing-strip to be left. But this time she left a little strip on top but removed everything underneath. There's more hair on my legs a couple of days after shaving than down there! Blime! She went places where previously only DH or medical professionals have been! . Full on knickers off legs in the air for a whole different reason to JSing!!!

Hmm, good for JSing though! If a little porn star-ish!

And I actually feel better this month for having negative OPKs than last month when I had a positive one. There's less to obsess about. Maybe I've peed that one out of my system!

[curiouselle]

As a newbie, can I hesitantly question the relevance of pant snot? Am I being ditsy?

We threw our contraception (pill) our the window 3 weeks ago and am realising I know nothing about this malarkey, I rushed to the chemist to get my folic tablets yesterday!

[cowboylover]

Well from my last post:

Tough week as my nan passed away on Friday morning and she was the last of my Dads family alive so its just me now. Glad im recently married as I have a really good support network now.

Makes me hope we can extend our new branch of the family soon but nothing like feeling a bit low to stiffle the JSing sexyness required but my DH is being so nice my little glow is coming back

[BrassicaBabe]

Sorry about your nan cowboy An un-mn'ly (((hug))

[takethatlady]

Welcome curiouselle! You'll get pant snot on the most fertile day of the month, so you need to shag like crazy that day ;)

OMG Brassicababe (or should that be Brazilianbabe?)! My DH would love it if I did that, but I'm too to go in and ask for one! Loving your JS spirit, though! Go girl!

I just posted on the other thread by mistake. I got absolutely hammered yesterday. And I loved every minute of it . Just what I needed after all my stupid tests this week, and I'm back on the JS saddle! Yeeehhhaaaaa!

[takingtheplunge]

sounds good takethat! Hope you had a lovely time!

Sorry to hear about your gran cowboy ...sending virtual un MN like gentle hugs.

Brassica that sounds like quite a wax...hope you'll be getting full JS mileage out of it.

This JSing is fabulous for my sex life I must say. I just feel in the mood all the time! The sex is good cos I'm really in the mood and so I'm in the mood even more!

Have to say I think we'll be JSing for a while longer as I haven't seen any pant snot this month I don't think. Not that I'm complaining about the need for further shagging!

[curiouselle]

OMG takethatlady I did not know that, did not realise there was any significance to the timing - you learn something new every day! haha

I'm impressed with waxing brassica, I have tried it twice, but seeing as it DREW BLOOD I decided to give it a miss hmmm doesn't bode well for giving birth tho...

Also sorry about your gran cowboy gran's are very important people.

[GirlWithTheMouseyHair]

Can I join in too please? DS born 20months ago when we went by the JS rules too (fell pregnant immediately but didn't get BFP until 7 weeks, on an almight sambucca hangover ooooops).

Chucked out the condoms last week and got my first brazilian in ages the other day (brassica what do they normally leave behind?! I love love love them, always much more up for shagging after a good wax but then get lazy and don't go as often as I should)

curiouselle I've already done this once before and didn't know that about the pant snot!

[takingtheplunge]

A brazilian to me is that they leave a little landing strip. What's the total porn star onw where they whip off the whole lot?

We JSed for 2 months before conceiving DS and when I wasn't pregnant the first month I just assumed it would take a while (not sure why really) so was totally gobsmacked to test positive the second month. Also, that month I felt exactly like I was going to come on nay minute...period cramps and everything.

[GirlWithTheMouseyHair]

I took so many test in those 7 weeks I was apparently pregnant for, the final BFP I almost didn't even bother looking and nearly just chucked it away...nearly fell off the toilet when I realise, then horrid flashbacks of playing ridiculous drinking games until 4 that morning...DS seems fine though

[takethatlady]

mousey (speaking as someone whose AF is very very late but who spent yesterday drinking rose, white wine, pimms, and finally apple vodka) you're going to fit right in

You should check out the conception information for the pant snot and other delights. But don't look too hard - wouldn't want to lose two happy-go-lucky JSers to the charts and the stress and the thermometers!

[takingtheplunge]

I am getting a little obsessed with thinking about ttc I have to admit, but I really am faaaaar too lazy to chart and take my temp. Too scientific for me. I do love the whole pant snot thing tho, I think it's fascinating what the body can do. Geek emoticon.

I am loving the JSing though...like sky diving each time, especially around ovulation. hope to keep that side to it, that enjoyment of sex, especially if it takes a while. Such a shame if ttc sex becomes like a "chore".

[BrassicaBabe]

Morning all.

I'm doing time on my 2WW. Don't feel too bothered at this stage. There's a busy week ahead for both of us so not much JSing I would imagine.

Glad you enjoyed a good drink takethat. Sounds like a good night!

taking I'd say I had more of a triangular tuft than a landing strip .

Hope you are doing ok cowboy

Trying to avoid work today, but it keep catching me

[vallinnapod]

Brassica - I am a complete fan of the Brazilian, although I agree with the shier posters...dildo-cam lady saw less than my waxing lady! Still, it means if I need more professional fidlding below the wait I have no quarms about whipping my knickers off - a moto for this thread I beleive

Weekend away was great but no shagging...I know, I am talking myself into a boot up the backside and off this board BUT...DH had hrrid hayfever and we spent the time p*ssed and then sleeping. Oops....still the benefit of not being a super fertile mertile!

It seems EVERYBODY else is pregnant...from friends to randoms. Even DH has commented on it...shortly before hopping in the jacuzzi and steam room then snapping back into some tighty-whiteys...not helping!

[gormers]

Lots of JS this weekend! Hurrah!!

Odd moment during my bikini wax on Saturday- it was the first time I'd been since they'd renovated the reception area. Nearing the end of the wax the therapist asked me if I "liked the look of everything now downstairs!" Well, I suppose it always looks neater after a wax!!

Loving the new thread, although the inner prude in me recoils at the term 'pant snot' - EWCM may be the one acronym that I allow myself to use!!

Happy Just Shagging ladies!xx

[takingtheplunge]

I love the term pant snot..it's gross but so so apt!

[takethatlady]

Hello ladies,

I'm back to whipping my knickers off after drunkenness (thanks for a new phrase vallinna) and the runs prevented us for a week!

Just rang the doctor for my blood test results but I missed the nurse so I have to ring back tomorrow. The receptionist said 'all I can tell you is it says here HcG blood test for pregnancy - normal'.

What does 'normal' mean? Normal for a pregnant lady, or normal for a not pregnant lady! I reckon it means normal for a normal person (i.e. not preg). But can't help speculating ...

My prude-o-meter is all out of whack I think ... pant snot is fine, brazilians are scary (wonders what happens if the two collide )

[BrassicaBabe]

"WTF??!!" at recptionist vaugeness takethat Everything crossed for tomorrow's call though...

[cowboylover]

What a nightmare! Hope u get a better answer soon takethat!

I made a ikkle error at the salon for my wedding preening and asked for a Hollywood: Now I can confirm that means EVERYTHING off so not the landing strip I expected x

Thanks for all the MN love; Pant snot is better than everything else I end up talking about with random old reletives now anyway

[frakkit]

Normal?! That's bloody unhelpful if I ever heard it. I wonder if the receptionist knew how frustrating she was being?

I daredn't get a wax done - last time I had a hot wax in a salon I reacted really badly to it and came up in a rash. Not something I want down there.... PMSL at the downstairs confusion, gormers. How long did it take you to realise she wasn't talking about her handiwork?!

So sorry to hear about your nan, cowboy Hope you're doing okay.

Welcome to the newbies!