30s TTC - We Started TTC When the LAST Coalition Government Was In Power

[Muser]

BESH is BACK for Spring. Come in, admire the cocktail bar stylings I have created for you. It's all lowlights and smooth sounds, and there's a rehearsal room in back for the GLEE practice.

The barman are beautiful, the Pit has been well stocked with beanbags and gin. So roll up all you 30-something BESHies who stopped counting cycles sometime in the last century, and grab a martini.

[PerfectDromedary]

'allo my pretties.

Off to the rehearsal room for some Monday morning tune-ups. How is everyone feeling after weekends of gloom?

[CUNextTuesday]

ooooh nice cushions! Loving that homage to Denise van Outen as well - nice touch.

[Scorpette]

I is so honoured to have my fred title used Next one should be ginnypop's excellent 'It was the BESHt of times, it was the worst of times'

Like what you've done with the place, Muse, old chap

[PerfectDromedary]

Mostly meh, also. Didn't have the greatest of weekends - picked a fight with TNB for no good reason. Think I have moved from bargaining ("If I take supplements and do yoga and go running and give up booze then I can haz baby, pliz?")to depression.

[ginhag]

so EVERYONE is going to ignore EVERYTHING I wrote at end of last thread then? (except you scorps.you noted my existence.for which I thank you.)



whhhyyyyyyyyyy?????

Bastards.

[ginhag]

Posted a link and everyfing.

[Scorpette]

We saw you saying how much you love us, Gin. Perhaps folk didn't want to make a double-hard bastard like you feel embarrassed at being such a secretly soppy bugger? And that cartoon was verh verh funny. You are ace, so shaddap, ya fool!

It'sGotToBePerfect, so sorry for your . The waiting must be agony, I dunno how you cope as well as you are doing. It's such a shitty limbo, the IVF thang. Please to accept a fumble under the My Little Pony duvet whilst we watch a Glee boxset together? Wish I could do summat - anything - to make you feel better

[laurielou]

Helloooooo! gin fanks for the ode, did make me laugh (if it didn't stop me coughing up a lung).

Who was it that mentioned hot water, lemon & honey? I thought we were friends here! Twas rank!

I was feeling better until aries mentioned Nana's & orgasms in the same sentence. Pliz to not do that agin.

poo welcome back!! Am sooooo over my last droid. Since then I've been Clomid-ed, grapefruit-ed & Conceive Plus gel-ed up to the max. What could go wrong? Oh, & we have SWI on CD's 7, 10, 12, 15, 17 - I shall endeavour to keep going (currently CD18).

The sis-in-law (kinda, if the boyf & I were wed) had little boy yesterday morning. The day after her first son's birthday. Yey! Am obviously genuinely chuffed at the same time as wanting to scratch her eyes out.

Anyway, back to the grind - for a while anyway! See ya, x

[Muser]

I had to go to work gin. Your cartoon made me laugh a lot. And I was going to feel you up, but Scorps barged in there.

[laurielou]

Twas v funny.

[Scorpette]

I only snogged her, Muser! You could've copped a feel whilst her mouth was busy!

Loz, so long as you remember that she's only had those kids so quickly just to spite you, then you'll cope

[AliceAyers]

Yo! Like new Fred Amuse-ingGrace ...bit confuzzled today I am afraid. I am supposed to go and get my bloods tested on CD1 to 3, but just had braahn spotting on Friday and Sunday, and I was only CD 19 on friday.

Now, last month i only had a 3 wek cycle, but it was proper blood though I had been brown spotting since my op 11 days earlier. SO...dya fink this is early droid, or just left over post-op goo (tho' not had any since last droid departed)? Answers on a postcard please, after you have finished hurling your breakfast up?

I need to decide and go to clinic, like NOW if it's the former...

A bit to say that I have inaugurated my name change by having a rant on the 'childless people should shut the fuck up' thread...grrr

[Headbanger]

Hello. Eeyore here . Just slumping in to see what's what and where's where. Am loving the new place. Soon as I've clambered from the Room of Gloom I'll be taking up residence by the bar.

Alice ... I feel I should be able to figure out who you are bit can't . Now I want to find this thread and see your rant. G'waaan. It'll cheer me right up.

[AliceAyers]

Check elsewhere MrEadthetalkinghorse, but don't repeat here please! It's in AIBU, unsurprisingly!

[PerfectDromedary]

As far as I know, PamAyres, it only counts as droid once its in full gush, so you don't need to worry about running to clinic with brahn bits. Could well be post-op debris.

TantrumHag I love you lots and lots and you're brilliant and I'm quietly excited about your hurty buzzwams.

And the cartoon was brilliant.

Lorry Bonkathon...

[Headbanger]

[ginhag]

sorry for tantrum... I am a DHB but also very emotional and slightly wobbly in the head.

cam you sound proper low my sweet. Am sorry it's so tough. A week today we will be meeting for scintillating chat (that's your job) and incoherent swearing (that'll be me then.) and wine of course. None of this will fix anything but we can do ranting and stuff as neccessary.

ead you actually did sound completely like eeyore. Which has made me want to cuddle you.

[Ariesgirl]

So here you all are. I was wondering why the BESH thread was disappearing off the end. Am very excited about the mooosical rehearsal room at the back - though it may be an idea to make it soundproof.

It's that time of the month. Poking around with a cigar to check for egginess. Ordering Husband to service me as though he was a ram and him getting sulky because I'm "using" him. Pouring nasty grapefruit juice down my throat and swallowing cough mixture for no earthly reason other than I read it somewhere. Any other tips? Joy oh joy oh joy. Such fun!

[Ariesgirl]

Oh and I'm v glad you've come out from the Room of Gloom, HB. Or is it a temporary emergence?

[Ariesgirl]

Shit, you haven't come out have you? Must read posts properly.

[AliceAyers]

Well, Aries...are you doing foofoo/winky sex? Are you RELAXED? and have you stopped trying?

...yes...then you will be diffed by the end of this fred...deffo!

[laurielou]

Cough mixture? Really? I tried to avoid it & become au natrel. Until I tried hot water, lemon & honey. Had me reaching for the paracetamol & cough medicine!!!

I had as much grapefruit as I could stomach. Now have pineapple in the fridge which I read is meant to help implantation. However, thanks to Clomid & it drying out quals I know not when I ovulate & when to switch from nasty grapefruit to lubberly pineapple. Bah! Tis too funking complicated.

WhothefuckisAlice I know not of your brown v red driodage. I would hazard a guess its not full on droid.

I work with a twat. A lying, sweaty, moon-faced twat. Permission to poke my fingers in his eyes?

[Headbanger]

I'm very tearful and panicky still. No idea why. I'm turning into the sort of woman I hate.
Can't concentrate on anything and am mildly intrigued/panicked by the fact the droid began than went away. Almost certainly stress and misery, mind you.

[PerfectDromedary]

Head Have you POASed?

[AliceAyers]

Oh, BangBangMyBabyShotMeDown, what a shitty time you are having . What happened with your droid - did it disappear? Were you supposed to be getting your bloods done on CD2?

Laurie tell us more about your twat...