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<lugs giant suitcase in>

<dumps sack of lemons by counter>

I've put my contact details on "the other place" if anyone wants to do the xmas pressie thing.

Like Polly, I want more pressies!

Grasping harlot

Pressies! I want pressies too!

Ski, I speak enough Dutch to know what that meant in the last thread Now then, Christopher Hitchens or Richard Dawkins for you? Hurry, cos I'm on Amazon right now

<drags in binbag full of piss sticks>

Right, shall I just get myself behind the bar and open up? How about flaming sambucas all round?

Yay, bring on the presents

Secret Santa is the word I've been looking for isn't it? Doh!

Scorpss <giggle> But it is bumsex friday!

BUMSEX

that has cheered me right up

not supposed to be here, but i up for pressies

for the Richard Dawkins fans:

Science is Interesting

Hah, love it Iggy!

So do the piss sticks go in the flaming drink then? This is kind of like that foo foo or mr. hanky's house question isn't it? Do you put your pee stick

a)in a drink
b)in your stream
c)between your teeth as you tango
d)not sure, but I think it has something to do with BUMSEX

Oh my Gran would have been so proud . In fact, I'm going to invite her to join us here (obviously only in spirit). She was always a good sport.

OK catching up:

scorp no, it's good news about temp as I thought that I hadn't ovd because although I'd had LH surge, ov pains and some (but not really much) FFJ, my temp stayed low. I had plenty of fun up to and after when the other signs said ov.

gin sailing sounded fab. LOL @ mum!

ski I wondered about the 4 hole thing too

Everyone - I've made banana muffins. They're fresh, warm and contain banana = healthy. Help yourselves. Just off to make fairy cakes now.

I'm actually looking forward to 2WOOFLing.

mmmn muffins.

I too thought gin's sailing hol sounded wonderful. My parents had a boat when we were younger and I really hated it - no room for poniez and too much in the way of "safety" tsk. But I think now I'm older I'd appreciate it much more... when I lived in Istanbul I toyed with the idea of spunking ALL the money I had on a wee boat I found for sale in a canal off the Bosphorus and sailing it around to Antalaya or something.

cuntshine that's really brilliant news - put in a spare for each of us plz - pretty plz! Do you WOOFL mad? Cheggers got a bloody brilliant result from her frozen baybee - so for the BESH Palace the process has a good history.

<going to fridge now for banana bread that lurks there> I'll have a kaluha and coffee, please!

ski Fingers crossed I'll follow in Cheggers foo foo steps! I have no idea how the 2WOOFLing will be this time, typically I can make it through the first week alright, it's the second that goes haywire. This time, I'm lining up major distractions including a TRIP! Soooo hopefully that will help, or at least you won't have to hear me for a couple of days. [raspberry] (Is that what you call it???)

Is one swollen ankle a good sign of fertility? I think I read that somewhere

What does BESH stand for? Did a quick search but found nothing please enlighten me?

Beautiful Educated Stylish Harridans?

Barmy Egotistical Shouty Harpies?

Sorry Slim, think it stands for Barren summmat Selfish Hags. Help me out someone?!

Ah OK - so is this a 30's TTC thread, or an assisted conception thread?

It's a 30's ttc thread, although some of us might need some assistance.

Would you like to join us? We have a set of questions for newbies to answer. <shuffles paper and peers over the top of her granny glasses>

Cuntshine this month I am all for dipping my piss sticks in the sambuca... can't give me a worse result than trying to wee on it surely?!

<staggers in dragging the bar behind her>

how the fuck did you lot forget this? it's salt tequila lime time!

ski I want to own a boat. They are expensive little bastids though!

BESH is barren evil selfish hag

How could I forget the 'evil'? Mwaahh haaa haaa <attempts to do evil laugh but ends up having a coughing fit>