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Recipe of the week

penguinmum's creamy fish pie: smoky, seasonal fish in a creamy white sauce with grated, rather than mashed, tatties on top - a meal of the highest comfort-food order.

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30s TTC The Loch BESH Monsters

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Welcome along women of a certain age. The new palace has a post modern water feature, spouting forth gin from a serious of suspicious looking humps...
cunty just remembered you mentioned pregnacare t'other day. That def made morning sickness worse. Could be worth trying a differentbrand. Boots own were less vomitty for me. Pregnacare was awful.

Nice idea ski
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 06-Nov-09 11:35:19
tis my best northern word <preen>
Ski I'd be up for xmas presents (anything to get more presents)

Ooh Gin, don't envy your poor norks. Can I rub them better for you? wink

CurlyCasp have a great weekend away!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 06-Nov-09 11:33:19
It was going to be called this:

30s TTC - After all, we're not nice 'down there' at the BESH of times...

Who wants to play hostess with the mostess?

Also votes for more use of the word mithered, is fucking brilliant.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 06-Nov-09 11:33:00
guy-ropes? <makes the sign of the cross with fingers> noooooooooooo

Work are kindly sending me for a stress relief session but the office snoop tells me that it brought on her sisters periods that she had been without for years???

If I tell her I'm TTC she might press my foot and laugh (and think to herself "she's got no hope, dried up old prune") grin
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 06-Nov-09 11:31:15
cunty liking the werd mithered.
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We'll need a new thread soon, peeps...
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 06-Nov-09 11:30:26
eeek we're going to have to move home in a minute! Somebody put an offer in somewhere!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 06-Nov-09 11:29:42
so basically you're all saying I should shift my arse down to greggs and pig out?

Well if you say so - I guess I should <sprints out door>

haglet bruised tits sounds both pants and confusing in the updiffed department..

ski not sure I could cope with the pressure of trying to think of a suitable present - would baby booties be innapproprate? <ponders>
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<runs away from terrifying and teetering pile of work to the safety of the palace> Am contemplating making a small fortress out of my paperwork - will that keep people away?

Hello all! Igloo, am sorry to hear that you're feeling so down. Have a lovely mulled wine and some mince pies, as I'm feeling the Christmas funs. If you cry more at your assistant, he might do all your work today?

GINGINGINGINGINGINGIN! Hello! Am glad that you had a lovely, lovely time with the sailing and the filthy sex anniversary and EVEN GLADDER that your lumpy boobs are not a thing to worry about.
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