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By Sat 11-Apr-09 18:01:52 Add message | Report | Contact poster
is fed up with seeing babies everywhere
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 10-Sep-09 15:12:39
Lucy wishes she hadn't done quite such a thorough job of shaving her bikini line for the gynaecologist yesterday - it's now as itchy as hell!! blush
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 09-Aug-09 07:13:17
ok new to site but mine would def be "sick of hearing about everyone elses pregnancy when I can't, but donations to vasectomy reversal are welcomed"
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 07-Aug-09 16:16:02
is wondering how everyone is?

paddington is also wondering when dp is going to ask her for her hand in marriage!!! im getting rather impatient!

paddington is sure the couple of drinks she had at lunchtime has not helped her frustrations of no baby and no ring

yes... paddington is having a virtual tantrum
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 26-Jul-09 14:54:08
Just bumping thread to the top. smile
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Tue 14-Jul-09 15:40:52
paddington is offering some hand holding for ray.
paddington is taking some time out to have a think about what she wants and prepares herself for the worst when she has her scan next fri.

good luck for 2moro ray- fingers crossed.

paddington also thinks we could all do with some good news!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 10-Jul-09 20:32:45
Ray is very very pleased that Thandekas scan went well will be routing for you to get to 12 weeks.

Ray is so so so fed up why cant she be pregnant FFS she has soooooooooooooo had enough of this ttc shite.

Ray is also shattered as work is doing her head in and she is on the 2ww.

Ray has her appointment for the blood clinic on weds, she is wondering if they will tell her not to have more children and thinks she will tell them to shove it where the sun doesnt shine if they do.

Ray will have a another baby she will!!!! and Ray is happy she realy is. (sobs)

Ray wonders if that was convincing enough. (yeah right)
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 10-Jul-09 00:58:39
...has just been diagnosed with PCOS. That explains almost everything.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Tue 07-Jul-09 14:04:04
paddington has read heat and reveal watched crap tv booked her silly scan in and had lunch... oh and googled bad times. why oh why cant i be pregnant
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Tue 07-Jul-09 12:57:27
thats great news hun. well my consultant doesnt work tuesdays so am stuck in limbo now. had very sore boobs and still ust bit of silly discharge ( silly being a technical term you know) went home from work just burst into tears- i never cry at work
i dont think i should take the clomid until i see er fresh blood?

paddington is happy for thandeka
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Tue 07-Jul-09 12:30:07
Thandeka tiptoes on to this thread- whispers scan went okay- bean 28mm and all good for dates. Thandeka is a relieved bunny and going back to work tommorrow- boo, not sure how I will teach a class of thirty kids when I would quite like to vomit on them!
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