come on girls, may as well have a laugh at our situation!!
1.You go to the toilet every 10 mins in the days before AF is due
- Any twinge, feeling of nausea or tiredness is 1 up to being pg and not AF
3.Your PMT signs change everymonth leading you to believe you are pg
4.Your leovly normal 28 day cycle is now not!!
5.You share every intimate, disgusting detail about what your body is doing (or making) with complete strangers.
6.You find yourself tapping into mumsnet every day , at least once or twice like an addict.
7.Your cupboard is full of EPO, Vit B6, Agnus Castus, Robitssuin cough mixture and you dutifully use it each month thinking it works!!
8.Your fridge is full of grapefruit jucie and NOT the concentrated kind.
9.Your DH thinks his christmas's have all come at once mid cycle and he is then left to his own devices in the last week!!
10.You become paranoid about short luteal phases
11.You wee on every OPK stick every day and wait for the double blue line to come up and if it doesn't come when expected your paranoid you are not ovulating.
Please feel free to add your own ones