Af is on her way to get me....could i be more pre menstrual???

[deanychip]

Good god, the kid is bugging me because he put too much mayo on his plate at tea time,

ive just stood on the table outside to put the summer brolly down and the table collapsed under me, like a twat my legs went through the table, searing agony...
sent the kid to shout dh to come wuickly....dh on the loo having a pooh, was fuming about this. on the fecking loo when my bones are nearly hanging out possibly broken in several places....selfish twat he is.

had fingers crossed that it might be this month.....THINK FUCKING NOT, thats obvious.

sigh, maybe next month.

back to premenstrual madness....

[nobodyputsBBinthecorner]

oh deany sorry to hear but you have made me chuckle re DP pooing!!

[deanychip]

selfish TWAT!
How dare he have shit when i am in the grip of death.

I could have died you know.

[nobodyputsBBinthecorner]

lol i know completely unreliable these men folk and there pooping! i know what its like with the PMS, tis an illness!

[babyignoramus]

Yep, wasn't sure when AF was due - then I spent two hours bitching about the football last night. Hmmmmm.

[Squack]

I love the irrational state that is PMS

It's like a red mist descends on even the perfectly reasonable. Your post made me giggle, thank you.

[deanychip]

AND BREATH....
she is here is af.....

if he puts a spoon in the FUCKING FORK DRAWER ONE MORE FUCKING TIME.....i swear im going to stab him in the eye with it.

think calm chocolate deany.....

[Squack]

Ahhh! Many's the time I've wanted to stab dh for merely breathing the wrong way!

Hopefully tomorrow you'll feel a bit better