Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Starky, cycle 2, cd 8 (27/41) plan to dtd every other day all month, 1 opk a day. No symptoms to spot. Ovia is more of guide than an Oracle this month. Feeling happy, chirpy and positive!

[Feefeefs]

Excellent thread title starky

Feef

TTC #1
Cycle 2
CD 20
1-3 DPO

[IndiX]

Indi
25 y/o
TTC #1
Cycle #2
1st day of 2ww, DTD a LOT so far so fingers crossed DH swimmers caught my egg!
Due AF/poas 5th Feb.

[Chocaholic88]

Chocolate
TTC #3
Cycle #1 technically

Don't know what I'm waiting for. Who has answers or why I am like a slobbering basset hound with giant (for me) breasts.

Not sure when I'll get answers... trying to stay level headed. Failing. Miserably x

[Cthulhoo]

Cthulhoo
39 y/o
TTC #1
Cycle 7? 8?ish
CD 17
5 dpo

Predicting AF January 28 (with an - for me - average luteal phase of 12 days)

[BelliniButterfly]

Hi all

Bellini
TTC #1
Cycle 1
CD 21
6 DPO

Testing 28th January fingers and toes crossed!

[Pyxie]

Hi ladies

Pyxie
TTC #1
Cycle 3
CD30 AF due 28th Jan
8 Dpo

Desperately trying not to think about ttc during the tww so I'm thinking about it all the time!

[ImpYCelyn]

Hi all

Impy
30
Cycle 1
TTC #3
Testing 29th Jan

[ImpYCelyn]

Fx for you Snow

My cheapies are here!!! Off to locate my stashed ramekin...

[ImpYCelyn]

I would like to suggest that nobody stashes fmu for 6 hours. Something very odd happens (or maybe I have freakish piss). Will leave it til another time.

Also, I thought I should be testing on 29th, but fertility friend says 26th! (Still too early, but I got my first bfp 6 days before af)

[Mileymoocow]

No impy I'm too curious now? imagining radioactive piss

starky laughing at nobody listens 😂 we wish we had the willpower you do.

Miley
26
TTC #1
Cycle 2
CD17
5dpo

Testing 2nd feb 29th jan 28th Jan.

Ovia doesn't have a clue.

[Snowdog37]

Hello all 😊

Snow, 37
Ttc #1 cycle 2
14/16dpo nothing to report
Testing on Monday with a Proper Expensive Test if af doesn't roll up in her red limo of doom beforehand

Thanks starky for keeping us motivated/organized/company in our padded cells

[ImpYCelyn]

It was like it separated. Have you ever nuked butter in the microwave and left it a bit too long and it separates - like that. Weird as anything! I sort of want someone else to try it so I can find out if I'm just a mutant. Also it had little air bubbles around the edges which gave it a very odd look.

[Mileymoocow]

Is it weird I want a picture?

[Mileymoocow]

snow I'm heading to the bookies to put money on you being a little bit pregnant.

[ImpYCelyn]

Sorry, I should have taken one! I'm now bleaching the bowl

[KatOnATinRo0f]

Omg so much to read. I can't remember most of it to comment.

Only that someone was saying about feeling :( about TTC and feeling like have let self/dh down by not conceiving yet... I completely get that. I'm on cycle 6 now, I really honestly thought I'd have a 3/12 bean shaped foetus by now. :( I think I'm just coming into fw, did an OPK yest but still no line- it was a bit diluted though.

Can't do one today as at work now and don't get back till 10pm (can't do one at work and will probably dtd tonight anyway) I think I'm going to try to be a cervical position queen this month instead of relying on ovia. I blame ovia for not being upduffed yet. (I prob would have still dtd the same anyway so it's Prob not ovias fault).

[KatOnATinRo0f]

Miley yes it's weird you want a picture.
Lol

[Kathrino]

Is it weird that I want to go and pee into a cup now and see what happens to mine if I leave it a few hours?!

Thanks for the new thread. My stats:

Name: Kathrino
Age: 32
TTC #1
Cycle 2
CD 15 today but no idea if I'm in the TWW yet. Ovia tells me I'm not ovulating until the weekend but I'm pretty sure it's been and gone. Due to test on 6/7 Feb unless I crack.

[ImpYCelyn]

Lol Kathrino yeah, it's a bit weird. I had a full on wtf?! moment when I saw it

[FXSkip]

FXSkip checking in
Age: 27
TTC #1 (trying, but failing, not to try)
Cycle 2
CD 11 (Ovia tells me I'm in the 2WW but my cycle hasn't regulated itself since coming off pill in December. Several days of faint lines on OPKs not helping)
Trying to DTD every other day anyway to avoid becoming more like flatmates

[Mileymoocow]

Think I'm just trying to be a little bit too in tune with my body buy I have a slight pain just to the left behind my belly button and I'm still feeling (TMI WARNING) very wet and sticky. I'm also so thirsty.

Funny how you start to notice little things like this when TTC!

[Snowdog37]

I've got a wicked bad headache 😝 And I want to go to bed. Instead I'm working late today. Blah. miley I'm not sure you should bet too much l'm thinking af will arrive just when I let myself get excited.

[Chocaholic88]

Peeing myself laughing a radioactive pee and red lino of doom aka AF

I have some crampy pains going on, yesterday I had shooting pains in the right side, just under my pelvic bone... today it started by a dull ache on the right side abovery my pubic bone but it's now cramping on an off like mild AF cramps... odd?!

[Chocaholic88]

miley I had the belly button thing a few weeks ago... oddest feeling isn't it!!