My tits are on the brink of exploding and Im late. Fuck

(28 Posts)
MamaTeeTee Sun 08-Nov-15 22:56:18

So the last week or so, I've noticed my boobs are feeling "fuller" (I'm usually a droopy b cup but I had to buy c cup bras today). My nipples look different too. If I'm being completely honest, they look bloody amazing. Im also horny as hell. Usually Im not fussed on sex.
I'm also 3 days late.
Not on any contraception, we just pull out I know I know. Strangely we decided this week that we would start to TTC next year once I finish my degree. We already have Dd5 and ds4.
Fuck.

Is there any other possible explanation? I'm half hoping ive just had a booby growth spurt and these amazing nubs are here to stay!

timelytess Sun 08-Nov-15 22:58:55

congratulations?
hope things turn out the way you want!

MamaTeeTee Sun 08-Nov-15 23:00:11

Going to get a test on my break in work tomorrow. I'm pooing myself!

blueistheonlycolourwefeel Sun 08-Nov-15 23:00:21

What do you want us to say?
You've had a secret boob job in your sleep?
Clearly you've been using a famously bad contraception method and the only way to find out for sure if a to do a pregnancy test.

ThisPasadenaHomemaker Sun 08-Nov-15 23:00:31

You're of childbearing age.

You're having unprotected sex.

Congratulations flowers flowers

grin

MamaTeeTee Mon 09-Nov-15 07:39:55

Today's the day! I'm going to POAS

WaitrosePigeon Mon 09-Nov-15 07:40:55

Best of luck and hope you get the result you want

doceodocere Mon 09-Nov-15 07:42:09

Honestly, why would you not use contraception unless you want a baby? I think you want a baby smile

Moohoomeltdown Mon 09-Nov-15 07:53:16

I also think you want a baby or you wouldn't be having unprotected sex

Good luck OP, I hope you get then results you and your family want.

Happy peeing! smile

Let us know!

BikeRunSki Mon 09-Nov-15 07:57:08

The cosmetic surgeon gremlins have been in while you were sleeping. Obviously.hmmsmile

Good luck with the test.

TheGreenNinja Mon 09-Nov-15 08:00:25

Some friends of ours used the same contraceptive method as you - result being another DC!
Hope you get the result you want!

Junosmum Mon 09-Nov-15 10:59:06

Did you poas?

MamaTeeTee Mon 09-Nov-15 12:50:40

It's bloody negative! Wtf?!

MrsPCR Mon 09-Nov-15 13:17:29

I assume if you're doing it at 12pm then it's not FMU. Which test did you use? You need one with as low as mlu (10-25 ideally) and FMU otherwise might not be enough Hormones to detect.

doceodocere Mon 09-Nov-15 13:22:43

Do another one in the morning.

MushroomMama Mon 09-Nov-15 13:26:14

Do one first thing! It might be too early just yet anyways

DinoSnores Mon 09-Nov-15 14:37:40

"Clearly you've been using a famously bad contraception method"

While the withdrawal method has not a good reputation, it is actually almost as good (or as bad, depending on which way you want to look at it) as condoms.

www.guttmacher.org/pubs/journals/reprints/Contraception79-407-410.pdf

MamaTeeTee Mon 09-Nov-15 18:18:02

I've got another one to do first thing in the morning. The last thing I wanted right now was a baby but I'm gutted by the result and feel a bit sad and silly

Leigh1980 Mon 09-Nov-15 18:29:00

I've been using the withdrawal method for years and it's always worked for me. Once we tried to have a baby but I miscarried and never tried again. I'm allergic to latex and the contraceptive pill.

MamaTeeTee Tue 10-Nov-15 05:14:24

It's still negative sad

doceodocere Tue 10-Nov-15 06:03:10

So I think you are now 5 days late. Do you know for sure when you ovulated?

MamaTeeTee Tue 10-Nov-15 06:37:30

to be honest I don't know how the human body functions wrt conception and ovulating and whatnot blush all I know is I get my period every 29/30 days. Like clockwork. I'm on day 34 now I think.

MushroomMama Tue 10-Nov-15 11:27:34

Have you been stressed? Or been to the dentist? I know that sounds mad but I had a load of dental work done and my period was 20 days late!!

doceodocere Wed 11-Nov-15 07:17:21

My ovulation was once delayed by a week after a near miss in the car on a country road. A fright or a stressful experience can do it, like mushroom's dental work.

MamaTeeTee Wed 11-Nov-15 07:47:09

I haven't been stressed at all. I've got slight stomach cramping today so hopefully that's a sign of period arriving. I'm feeling really queasy though and I'm not sleeping well at all.

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