Hell no Aunt Flo! You can't park that red convertible here. This space is reserved. Turn on, tune in and cop off. It's Just Shagging part 23!

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Minion Sun 27-Apr-14 04:05:18

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo
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ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 22 is Here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

Minion Sun 27-Apr-14 04:07:21

I'll start the ball rolling.
Name: Minion
Age: Nearly past my best before date
TTC since: Jan '13
Kids: hopefully one due 17 December.

Roll call peeps!

ZingWatermelon Sun 27-Apr-14 04:47:19

Marking place

ZylaB Sun 27-Apr-14 06:39:55

Name: ZylaB
Age: far too old!
Ttc: since Sept 2013, May will be month 8

Thanks for starting us off minion

Wilhelminand Sun 27-Apr-14 07:28:04

Name: Wil
Age:34
TTC since: Dec 13
Kids:1

Thanks Min. May your good fortune rub off on all of us!

lala5 Sun 27-Apr-14 08:04:09

Nice Fred min!

Name: lala
Age: 33
Ttc since: July 2013
Kids: no non-furry ones yet

Bring on the bfps!

DulcetMoans Sun 27-Apr-14 08:48:17

Yay! Thanks min! Right, on phone so can I remember what goes into roll call...

Name: DulcetMoans
Age: 28
TTC: 20 cycles in total
Kids: none (haha, typed nine at first!)
AF/BFP due: 2nd May

Lets get that other one filled up!

Nessalina Sun 27-Apr-14 08:49:25

Name: Nessa
Age: 32
TTC since: April '13
Kids: none, but currently 12 weeks upduffed with everything crossed for a sticky one smile

Lovely Fred Min! grin

RPopz Sun 27-Apr-14 09:22:41

Woo shiney new fred!

Name: Rpopz
Age: 28
Ttc since: Sept 2013
DCs: 2 cat babies, 1 dog baby!

Awesome fred name btw!

lala5 Sun 27-Apr-14 09:53:47

Just went back to look at old Fred dulcet loving the shop names! Dulcet baps, happy baps

Yum. Hungry.

cookielove Sun 27-Apr-14 10:00:43

Name: cookielove
Age: 32
Kids: 18+4 weeks pregnant!

Long time lurker smile

aylesburyduck Sun 27-Apr-14 10:07:08

Name: Aylesbury Duck
Age: 40 (sad sob)
TTC #1 since Nov 2013.

Dulcet I think you should buy a kebab van and call it Jason Doner Van. Saw it on Facebook and it's still making me chuckle!

Thanks for the shiny new fred Min and hoping that this fred brings load of BFPs and 2015 babies!

Babblehag Sun 27-Apr-14 10:13:14

Hiya Viroids, just tried for that imaginary second line on an opk stick,that is still not happening, still have 6 days until bfp/af.

Stats are

Babblehag, 31 ttc#3, cycle #1, kids already 2 biological, 1 step, 4 grown up step-step.

Not adding the step-step grandkids though makes me feel old, also they don't call me Nannie but they do call dp grandadbabble hahaha

ZingWatermelon Sun 27-Apr-14 10:36:06

zing

JS-ing graduate, pg with #7 who is due in July

as always happy to alter and mend capes and throw some baby glitter about, you can rub my belly for good luck and I'm here to root for all the viroids.
love you all loadssmile

DrFunkesFamilyBandSolution Sun 27-Apr-14 11:31:15

Dulcet, ice cream sandwich sounds amazing! Thanks for the name compliment, i've been using it just over a month and everyone else shortens it to drfunk, I've seem mner called LucilleBluthe and another reference I can't remember!

Due 14th of Dec (race with Minion it would seem). Having a private scan on Thursday!

Zing, are you still JSer Unicorn Master?

ZingWatermelon Sun 27-Apr-14 11:34:47

yes, have a stable full of them!

Here's the happy one

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lil1ady Sun 27-Apr-14 12:14:43

Name: lil1ady
Age: 29
Ttc: Nov 12, cycle 14 with AF/bfp due 2nd May

dulcet if I get WiFi we can syncro pee!

Wilhelminand Sun 27-Apr-14 12:50:22

Gosh stats make me feel old!

RPopz Sun 27-Apr-14 13:05:59

Jason Doner Van!! Bahahah! Love it.

Boobs hurt. Feel sick. def not because of all the curry I ate last night Twotty twotty!

Lil you better have wifi! (or wofo as my phone just put) - we can't wait 2 weeks to find out! wink

ZylaB Sun 27-Apr-14 13:09:09

Still no ERTD! But I'm not hopeful after 2 BFNs

Babblehag Sun 27-Apr-14 13:47:06

I swear I can see a very faint line on this mornings opk, also yesterdays has developed and even fainter line... SYMPTOM (unless of course I'm hallucinating, which means AF may be waiting instead) but mrbabble thinks he sees it too, (however he might just be saying that to humour me)

Having to take a break from studying to supervise the older 2 children, you'd have thought that at 8 and 12 they would be capable of being in a separate room with entertainment (PC's) and the annoying part is I have to get my work done and a tma and an icma in by Thursday! The Easter hols were equally as bad, so glad I have only done 60 credits instead of 120 I would have been up poo creek then!!!

Wilhelminand Sun 27-Apr-14 13:59:46

Are you often late Zyla?

Sore boobs Rpopz?? shock...

Does anyone else get headaches and nausea around icing time?

Dulcet I love your hangover sandwich shop idea. Am furiously trying to think of a funny/clever name but am failing on both counts.

ZylaB Sun 27-Apr-14 14:11:33

I'm not always on same cycle length, just to complicate matters... But never over 35 days, which today is.

SnowCoveredHills Sun 27-Apr-14 14:47:02

Ooh new thread, and a shiny new name for me (It's Mich here)

Name: SnowCoveredHills (obsessed with a song with that lyric)
Age: 35
Kids: 2 furry ones, no human ones
TTC: Since June 2013

SnowCoveredHills Sun 27-Apr-14 14:48:56

Zyla that sounds interesting... lots of people have gone on to get a BFP after several BFNs... don't want to feed the crazy, but it aint over till the red witch sings.

I want to see a Jason Doner Van - best takeaway name ever!

Ice cream sandwich just sounds wrooooong!

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