Drop all things contraband, we don't want you're OPK's here. Grab a cape, stroke the unicorn and reserve your spot in the pity Jacuzzi...It's JUST SHAGGING THREAD 21!!

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lil1ady Mon 24-Feb-14 09:16:12

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo
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ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 20 is here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is here grin

Happy shagging shaggers!

lil1ady Mon 24-Feb-14 09:18:19

Name: lil1ady
Age: 28
Any DCs?: Nope
TTC since: Nov 2012
Currently waiting for DH's second SA after first one showed he has lazy swimmers sad

MichonnesSamuraiSword Mon 24-Feb-14 09:20:29

Ooh hello!

Name: MichonnesSamuraiSword
Age: 35
TTC Since: July 2013

Minion Mon 24-Feb-14 10:12:31

Bonjour!
Name: minion
Age:31
TTC since: 14 months and counting!

MissHobart Mon 24-Feb-14 11:08:09

Name: MissHobart

Age: 33

DC: Three cats

TTC: Since Jan '13 (2xmc)

Lots of tests done, vit d deficient, been given uber supplements, fx this was the problem, OH having S.A. done this week!

Spotti Mon 24-Feb-14 14:31:39

Oooh, new Fred! :D

Spotti, 23, TTC #1, Cycle 3, Currently scoffing white chocolate and cranberry gluten free cookies - anyone want one? somewhere around icing time or early days in the 2ww...hard to tell exactly where I'm at so I'm keeping up with DTD, just in case!!! BFP due around 10th March.

Fx this is the thread full of BFPs!!,

DulcetMoans Mon 24-Feb-14 14:33:09

This is where you all are! Come fill the other one up with me - can't have an unfilled thread!

Name: DulcetMoans
Age: 28
Any DCs?: None
TTC since: 18 cycles

State of play: Referred to clinic by GP following all the usual tests. First appointment at fertility clinic had in Jan, new bloods been taken as indicate no ovulation. Last 21 day blood test was in a 23 day cycle so trying to arrange another one. Next appointment is May when we get all the cameras - inside and out!

FurryScoob Mon 24-Feb-14 16:22:03

Name: FurryScoob
Age: 30 <-- still feel sad writing this
Any DC's: Nope
TTC since: July 2013

Currently 8 dpo & for the first time we managed to DTD every day over ov

aylesburyduck Mon 24-Feb-14 17:35:45

Ooh la la Minion gone all francais 'ave we?

Name: AylesburyDuck
Age: Very very old...39
Any DC's?: Not yet (does Mr Duck count??)
TTC Since: Nov 2013.

General stuff you might want to know - I am the queen of friendly punches on the arm and all round sharer of Jaffa cakes.

lil1ady Mon 24-Feb-14 18:02:49

Name: lil1ady
Age: 28
Any DCs?: Nope
TTC since: Nov 2012
Currently waiting for DH's second SA after first one showed he has lazy swimmers sad

Name: MichonnesSamuraiSword
Age: 35
TTC Since: July 2013
Name: minion
Age:31
TTC since: 14 months and counting!

Name: MissHobart
Age: 33
DC: Three cats
TTC: Since Jan '13 (2xmc)

Name: Spotti
Age: 23
DC's: No
TTC: #1, Cycle 3, Currently scoffing white chocolate and cranberry gluten free cookies - anyone want one? somewhere around icing time or early days in the 2ww...hard to tell exactly where I'm at so I'm keeping up with DTD, just in case!!! BFP due around 10th March.

Name: DulcetMoans
Age: 28
Any DCs?: None
TTC since: 18 cycles
State of play: Referred to clinic by GP following all the usual tests. First appointment at fertility clinic had in Jan, new bloods been taken as indicate no ovulation. Last 21 day blood test was in a 23 day cycle so trying to arrange another one. Next appointment is May when we get all the cameras - inside and out!

Name: FurryScoob
Age: 30 <-- still feel sad writing this
Any DC's: Nope
TTC since: July 2013
Currently 8 dpo & for the first time we managed to DTD every day over ov

Name: AylesburyDuck
Age: Very very old...39
Any DC's?: Not yet (does Mr Duck count??)
TTC Since: Nov 2013.
General stuff you might want to know - I am the queen of friendly punches on the arm and all round sharer of Jaffa cakes.

Dulcet is it bad that i'm jealous you have an appointment to get a camera up your foof!?! blush

Nessalina Mon 24-Feb-14 18:16:12

Helloooo! <gives the unicorn a sugar cube and makes a beeline for the Jaffa cakes>

Name: Ness
Age: 32
DCs: none
TTC since: March '13 - close to the dreaded one year anniversary! Went 5 cycles before conceiving, which ended in a termination due to a chromosome abnormality sad Picked ourselves up and started trying again in December, so this is cycle #3.

I've got a good feeling about this thread!!! grin

RPopz Mon 24-Feb-14 18:22:46

Ha just killing myself laughing at that Guardian article!!

Name: RPopz
Age: 28
DCs: Er, 2 cats and a cocker spaniel!
Ttc since: Sept 2013

I'm such a fecking control freak. I really ought to be doing all that contraband stuff... but I just can't bring myself to go there!

Nessalina Mon 24-Feb-14 18:27:21

I've come home and POAS again. Why?!?! If I couldn't see a line with FMU then it's hardly going to have changed much in 10hrs!! shock
Thank god for internet cheapies.

lil1ady Mon 24-Feb-14 18:34:52

oh nessa have a hooya!

lil1ady Mon 24-Feb-14 18:36:12

hi rpopz I too am a control freak and honestly the contraband may tell you a lot but it costs you your sanity! believe me I have done it all. not any more of course now that I'm a jser! grin

aylesburyduck Mon 24-Feb-14 18:36:56

waves hello at rpopz

Do Not Do The Contraband. That way madness lies. - We have never ever done contraband on here...not ever -

aylesburyduck Mon 24-Feb-14 18:37:56

and just so ya know.... my previous post may or may not have been a big fat fib grin

Nessalina Mon 24-Feb-14 18:51:17

Thanks lil - I needed that!!! grin

RPopz Mon 24-Feb-14 19:24:03

Waves! Think madness has already taken hold...

Bottles of wine this week: 47
Takeaways: 274901

DulcetMoans Mon 24-Feb-14 19:54:44

haha. It's an odd thing to be jealous of lil but I understand. I am hoping I won't need to get to that. Only three more tries though, I think? Need to check the app for confirmation on that.

Bit of a Bridget Jones style update there RPopz! Welcome, try stay sane. Although being here might not be the best way to keep the crazy at bay...! We are all a little bizarre!

aylesburyduck Mon 24-Feb-14 20:00:03

I really really want a takeaway. please will someone order me prawn toast, chicken chow mein and chilli beef?

Then can you come and feed it to me because I am lying on the sofa and I am tring not to symptom spot.

Spotti Mon 24-Feb-14 20:08:20

I just posted the 1000th post on the last Fred...feeling rather privileged (even if it was a rambling post about creme egg cake ;)).

You ladies are awesome! Ok, so we might be a little bit nutty here, but you guys make me laugh so much and oddly make me feel more sane (because you can't be weird if everyone is doing the same crazy thing!). Here's hoping Fred 21 bris lots of BFPs for us all!

Spotti Mon 24-Feb-14 20:09:11

* brings lots of BFPs even (silly autocorrect).

Minion Mon 24-Feb-14 20:13:52

21! We've officially entered adulthood. Keys to the door and all that!
Come on folks.
Bets on next BFP being taken now (from the back room of babies 4u).

JuniperJones Mon 24-Feb-14 20:19:10

* enters brandishing curry comb*

Don't mind me, just giving the unicorn a rub down. grin

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