Come and join us on the brand new, rather fabulous, and very slightly notorious (or so we'd like to think!) JUST SHAGGING PART 19!!

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Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 00:46:35

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo
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ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 18 is here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we become a little bit notorious is here grin

Happy shagging shaggers!

DulcetMoans Wed 08-Jan-14 22:21:37

We could and have done twice a day but for six weeks? Not a chance. Not even one week!! Fair play to you!!

Asked if DH wanted to DTD and he doesn't, thank god!! We are off the hook tonight. Just got to wait and see if it did any good, should know by next week. Ate my pineapple with a hopeful face on today.

thelentil Wed 08-Jan-14 22:32:13

In symptom spotting world today

Bloated, gassy, tinnitus, bacne, snotty, dizzy and hungry (the other 7 dwarves)

4 days to ERTD/POAS day and counting, all of my clothes have shrunk

Nessalina Wed 08-Jan-14 22:43:04

Back in the day we could definitely go twice a day, pre-TTC twice a month was a good score! blush
Last year we tried to do the 'sex every day for a month' challenge - not for babies, just for fun! We managed four days in a row before DH cried off using 'chafing' as an excuse... I was so relieved!! grin

Nessalina Wed 08-Jan-14 22:43:36

Ooh, we're getting to vital end-thread zone...

lil1ady Wed 08-Jan-14 22:48:50

so we are ness

pre TTC we could go months without DTD. I think because there was a period of about 18months where I just couldn't because it was so painful useless dr never found out y so we learned to live without. now we're like "why didn't we do this more before?" lol

Nessalina Wed 08-Jan-14 22:54:51

It's silly isn't it? Whenever we get round to it we're like, "oh, this is rather fun isn't it?" grin

juniper81 Wed 08-Jan-14 23:25:03

Strangely, we just worked out that the 9 times we've dtd this month was about a quarter of our usual annual average! DH not complaining but I am so not that into it after about go six. Lie back and think of booties wink

Redshoes56 Thu 09-Jan-14 01:17:20

latium when are you testing again? Thinking good thoughts!

cosy that is awesome news - what a weight off your shoulders!!

I am excited to see so many new folks on the thread, especially as we gear up to start a new one.

I am minutes away from ERTD. I mean that literally, she's coming and I know it and there's nothing I can do about it. DH is still cheerleading for this to be the month we beat the odds, our "Christmas miracle," rubbing my belly at night and everything. My god, his positivity used to be charming, but right now I just want to hit him. [hmm no bitch icon] I haven't told him yet that the sticky pink "stuff" we foolishly thought could have been a good sign has turned into full on red spotting. I think he figured it out when he saw the new box of tampons in my bag from the drugstore tonight.... Boo.

All my drugs for my second IVF cycle are on order. They are trying a different protocol called microflare, which involves more shots than last time. That's no big deal, the shots were easy compared to the waiting around for phone calls. But of course I Googled microflare and some sites say it's the "point of no return," basically the most aggressive treatment for women who respond poorly, and the last stop before egg donation. Christ. Way to bring a girl down. I feel like I'm broken. I guess that's how he felt when they came back and told us his sperm were misshapen.

ACK! Sorry I am bringing the thread down. Time to pour some wine and eat some cheese.

Twice a day, nessa?! Maybe way, way back in the day, but I am not sure even then I had that sort of energy!

Nessalina Thu 09-Jan-14 07:50:40

You're not bringing it down Red - we all feel a bit like we're busted sometimes.smile It sounds like these doctors of yours know their stuff, so if they reckon the scary micro flare is your best bet, I'm sure that's the case thanks The BFP is getting closer! Xx

Nessalina Thu 09-Jan-14 07:52:37

I feel rubbish this morning - set my alarm to get up early abc ended up snoozing it about 10 times hmm So now I didn't get up early, but I also didn't get any extra sleep!! I suck. So tired!
Might cheer m'self up by starting our next thread... smile

Nessalina Thu 09-Jan-14 07:59:51

Shiny new Fred is ready and waiting here grin

lil1ady Thu 09-Jan-14 08:08:00

I feel the sane this morning ness yawn yawn zzzzzz

CosyTeaBags Thu 09-Jan-14 09:14:21

Red I updated on the new fred, but wanted to come back to say Hi in case you didn't get to the new one.

Sorry ERTD got you too, sweet of your DP to be so hopeful. The new drug might be scary, but it must work for some people, so it could well be you. Fingers crossed for you.

Minion Thu 09-Jan-14 09:18:48

I've migrated over, but I hate it when....

Minion Thu 09-Jan-14 09:19:09

Things are left...

Minion Thu 09-Jan-14 09:19:32

Unfinished!
Come on shaggers, fill this bad boy....

Minion Thu 09-Jan-14 09:19:47

Up.

Minion Thu 09-Jan-14 09:20:00

8

Minion Thu 09-Jan-14 09:20:09

7

Minion Thu 09-Jan-14 09:20:45

Anyone?
Bueller?
Bueller?

FurryScoob Thu 09-Jan-14 10:11:20

3

FurryScoob Thu 09-Jan-14 10:11:33

2

FurryScoob Thu 09-Jan-14 10:11:46

1

FurryScoob Thu 09-Jan-14 10:11:58

Done

Latium123 Thu 09-Jan-14 11:43:57

Hi red. will test again tomorrow and then go to doc if still negative. Am now just more worried something is wrong rather than hopeful of a bfp. Will join new thread.

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