Put on your capes and rub the Unicorn belly aka "my dear, please pour baby gravy on my egg!" - JUST SHAGGING PART 18!

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ZingWantsCake Wed 04-Sep-13 21:42:54

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 17 is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

no grad thread link sorry, can someone else add this please?

Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 11:29:40

To round us off, this was the Fred that brought us:
IVF referrals for RedShoes56 and Bearfacedchic - good luck ladies, this next Fred could be the ONE! grin
Sad news for cookielove, QuarksInAPearTickle, and Nessalina - back JSing after BFPs ended up turning back into BFNs, extra sprinkles of baby dust please!
And finally SIX beautiful Fred BFPs for BroodyTroody, bludgerwitch, Curly86, fifi669, AuntieMaggie, and Zing! Congratulations viroids! flowers

lil1ady Sun 10-Nov-13 11:29:39

my mums roast dinner!

ZingWantsGin Sun 10-Nov-13 11:00:58

<hugs Ness>

Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 10:50:08

It's been emotional, but it's time to move on...

ZingWantsGin Sun 10-Nov-13 10:45:58

bye-bye Fred! thanks for everything!
flowers

ZingWantsGin Sun 10-Nov-13 10:45:09

<sniffs>

ZingWantsGin Sun 10-Nov-13 10:44:56

thanks Princess!

<gets out hanky>

PrincessKitKat Sun 10-Nov-13 10:43:29

Congratulations Zing!

ZingWantsGin Sun 10-Nov-13 10:42:49

you know, for best results! grin

Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 10:42:02

So gross, I ewwwed twice by accident! wink

Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 10:41:17

Ewwww @ Zing - fresh baby gravy?! confused grin

Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 10:41:03

Ewwww @ Zing - fresh baby gravy?! confused grin

ZingWantsGin Sun 10-Nov-13 10:38:24

<gets misty-eyed>

Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 10:36:50

Fajitas! I love Mexican food, and me & DH have got homemade chicken fajitas down it a fine art grin

ZingWantsGin Sun 10-Nov-13 10:33:00

<puts "fresh batch of baby gravy" on shopping list>

DulcetMoans Ecuador Sun 10-Nov-13 10:32:53

Haha. Did you get through it fifi?

ZingWantsGin Sun 10-Nov-13 10:31:40

<collects unused baby glitter - precious commodity, not to be wasted!>

ZingWantsGin Sun 10-Nov-13 10:31:03

<makes unicorn's fur nice and shiney for new fred>

fifi669 Sun 10-Nov-13 10:28:16

Trifle! When I found out I was pregnant with DS I bought myself a family size trifle to celebrate!

DulcetMoans Ecuador Sun 10-Nov-13 10:01:50

Come on, only 19 messages.

Let's make it easy. Comment with your favourite food/s!

DulcetMoans Ecuador Sun 10-Nov-13 08:58:38

I find it hard to keep up with the fast moving Fred's. I'm on the TTC 10month plus one and they all seem like such lovely ladies but they all move so quickly and they almost talk another language when they get on to IVF chat! If it comes to that stage for me maybe I will be in the loop a bit more.

Right, mission for the day: fill up this fred! Secondary mission, join new one!

lil1ady Sun 10-Nov-13 01:14:03

wagga hope Ur back soon reporting your bfp!

lil1ady Sun 10-Nov-13 01:13:25

I guess that's the price you pay for getting a bfp...Fred silence!

Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 01:02:17

Agreed btw, grads Fred is very quiet indeed unfortunately. I joined but it kept dropping off my feed!
Most people join the Fred for their PG due date, the April one had about 80 people on it, so lots of chat. My friend tried to join the March one, but they were literally going through a thread every 2-3 days so it got a bit silly.

Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 00:58:20

Maybe mark your spot on the new Fred though! wink

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