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Put on your capes and rub the Unicorn belly aka "my dear, please pour baby gravy on my egg!" - JUST SHAGGING PART 18!

999 replies

ZingWantsCake · 04/09/2013 21:42

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.


JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 17 is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

no grad thread link sorry, can someone else add this please?
OP posts:
pizzaqueen · 04/09/2013 21:52

just checking in thanks for doing the Fred, have some Cake.

ttc #2 since feb13

ZingWantsCake · 04/09/2013 21:56

oh, roll call, of course!

Name: Pizza
TTC: #2 since Feb 2013

Name: Zing
Children: yes
TTC: since Aug 2013

OP posts:
Curly86 · 04/09/2013 21:57

Ooh shiny new Fred

Curly checking in came off pill Nov2012 actively TTC#1 since Mar 2013

ZingWantsCake · 04/09/2013 21:59

Name: Pizza
TTC #2 since Feb 2013

Name: Zing
Children: yes
TTC since Aug 2013

Name:Curly
off pill since Nov 2012
TTC #1 since Mar 2013

OP posts:
Fox82 · 04/09/2013 22:03

Name: Pizza
TTC #2 since Feb 2013

Name: Zing
Children: yes
TTC since Aug 2013

Name:Curly
off pill since Nov 2012
TTC #1 since Mar 2013

Name: Fox
TTC #1 since Dec 2012

Bearfacedchic · 04/09/2013 22:11

Can't copy as on mobile. Please can someone add moi?

Name: Bear Bearfacedchic
Kinder? Nooooo
Ttc #1 since forever it feels like but actually August 2011. Currently undergoing investigayshons.

Bearfacedchic · 04/09/2013 22:13

Lovely Fred Zing.

ZingWantsCake · 04/09/2013 22:17

Name: Pizza
TTC #2 since Feb 2013

Name: Zing
Children: yes
TTC since Aug 2013

Name:Curly
off pill since Nov 2012
TTC #1 since Mar 2013

Name: Fox
TTC #1 since Dec 2012

Name: Bear Bearfacedchic
Kinder? Nooooo
Ttc #1 since forever it feels like but actually August 2011. Currently undergoing investigayshons.

OP posts:
ZingWantsCake · 04/09/2013 22:18

done Bear!

yummy biscuits, thanks!

OP posts:
AQuarkTooFar · 04/09/2013 22:25

Name: Pizza
TTC #2 since Feb 2013

Name: Zing
Children: yes
TTC since Aug 2013

Name:Curly
off pill since Nov 2012
TTC #1 since Mar 2013

Name: Fox
TTC #1 since Dec 2012

Name: Bearfacedchic
Kinder? Nooooo
Ttc #1 since forever it feels like but actually August 2011. Currently undergoing investigayshons.

Name: AQuarkTooFar
No Kids
Ttc #1 since nov 2011

AQuarkTooFar · 04/09/2013 22:28

Oo nice thread zing! Here's to all the BFPs it shall bring Wine!

Loves loves loves my wee rocket symbol! Thanks muchly bear

lil1ady · 04/09/2013 22:28

Name: Pizza
TTC #2 since Feb 2013

Name: Zing
Children: yes
TTC since Aug 2013

Name:Curly
off pill since Nov 2012
TTC #1 since Mar 2013

Name: Fox
TTC #1 since Dec 2012

Name: Bearfacedchic
Kinder? Nooooo
Ttc #1 since forever it feels like but actually August 2011. Currently undergoing investigayshons.

Name: AQuarkTooFar
No Kids
Ttc #1 since nov 2011

Name: lil1ady
Dcs: no
TTC: #1 since Nov 12

lil1ady · 04/09/2013 22:30

ah Zing the baby glitter mascot has got us all set up nicely for part 18. heres hoping we all get bfps on this one. especially Bear and red and dulcet now the docs are intervening

AQuarkTooFar · 04/09/2013 22:31

Woops i ment ttc since Nov 2012 not 2011!

AQuarkTooFar · 04/09/2013 22:32

Name: Pizza
TTC #2 since Feb 2013

Name: Zing
Children: yes
TTC since Aug 2013

Name:Curly
off pill since Nov 2012
TTC #1 since Mar 2013

Name: Fox
TTC #1 since Dec 2012

Name: Bearfacedchic
Kinder? Nooooo
Ttc #1 since forever it feels like but actually August 2011. Currently undergoing investigayshons.

Name: AQuarkTooFar
No Kids
Ttc #1 since nov 2012

Name: lil1ady
Dcs: no
TTC: #1 since Nov 12

DulcetMoans · 04/09/2013 22:36

Baby gravy!! Haha. Love it!! Just going to try get me some now, wish me luck!!

ZingWantsCake · 04/09/2013 22:42


it really was a close call, I tell you! I posted the link, clicked on link to see if it worked and the site went off line! Shock

I couldn't go back on for 5 mins - I hate it when that happens!
but all is good, glad you like it - I copied pretty much everything that Essie said on previous thread starter post.

I don't know anything about the "grad link" thing though.

lil

links are easy - if you look at full screen on computer just check underneath the "message box" and it is all explained there in the LINKS bit.
it is a bit of a fiddle to start, then copy, paste & link a new thread onto the old one, but it's not hard. Smile
OP posts:
ZingWantsCake · 04/09/2013 22:48

if anyone's on phone just post your own details, I can copy and paste everyone later.

Dulcet

Grin - that's from MrZing's refined vocabulary!

do you want to add your details to roll call?

OP posts:
fifi669 · 04/09/2013 23:04

Name: Fifi669
One DS
TTC#2 since April 13

fifi669 · 04/09/2013 23:05

Think we should keep a running total of BFPs too....

DulcetMoans · 04/09/2013 23:25

Sure, add me on.

Name: dulcetmoans
No kids
TTC: march 2012 with break

BroodyTroody · 04/09/2013 23:48

Thanks for the new thread! I'll add my info Smile

BroodyTroody
Ttc #1 since Feb 2013

Due on this weekend, kinda nervous! DH says my moods are really unpredictable, but have had a dreadful cold this week so think it's that- not feeling too hopeful for a BFP this month.

Have I missed the synchro pee??

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BroodyTroody · 05/09/2013 00:14

Just read the last few posts of the old Fred... Lil and Fifi I'm an accountant too! But we're quite a young sociable bunch and I love it- many an evening with too much alcohol! Shock

Redshoes56 · 05/09/2013 01:39

Hi all! Thanks for starting the new thread. Here's hoping it is lucky!!!

Name: Pizza
TTC #2 since Feb 2013

Name: Zing
Children: yes
TTC since Aug 2013

Name:Curly
off pill since Nov 2012
TTC #1 since Mar 2013

Name: Fox
TTC #1 since Dec 2012

Name: Bearfacedchic
Kinder? Nooooo
Ttc #1 since forever it feels like but actually August 2011. Currently undergoing investigayshons.

Name: AQuarkTooFar
No Kids
Ttc #1 since nov 2012

Name: lil1ady
Dcs: no
TTC: #1 since Nov 12

Name: Fifi669
One DS
TTC#2 since April 13

Name: dulcetmoans
No kids
TTC: march 2012 with break

Name: BroodyTroody
Ttc #1 since Feb 2013

Name: Redshoes56
No kids
TTC: Hmm....May 2012. Also being poked by the FBI (f*ing barren investigation)

I think I got everyone?!

Redshoes56 · 05/09/2013 01:42

I got a call back from the nurse today but was in a meeting. She didn't leave any info about the semen analysis except to say she'd call me again tomorrow, but did drop a bomb on my voicemail that even though my tubes are open, my uterus is slightly septated. I didn't even know that was a word. It apparently means I am likely doomed or may even need surgery according to Dr. Google (yes, I know, I should wait until the call tomorrow to jump to conclusions!). Nervous.

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