Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove Sun 07-Jul-13 09:46:42

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

Bearfacedchic Mon 08-Jul-13 17:22:43

Oh God - I WANT A DOG!!! DH has said that if I never manage to pop out a baby, then I can have a dog. Common sense tells me this is not a good substitute as it would probably be in a pram with a sun hat in minutes, but what the hell! Joke - I'm not that weird! I've never had a pet either! <wails> Not even as a kid. Move over Essie - I need to get in the pity pool with you!

I did see the cutest little white puppy (not sure which breed but could have been a Lab) while at the car wash today. A couple in a Bentley drove up with it and I just stood gawping at it like a loser. I want a puppy! I want a Bentley! <wails and stamps foot> <has worn self out and shuffles off to play in the mud again>

Quark - that's amazing news. I feel sorry for your dog giving birth in this heat though - can't be easy. I hope you have lost of fun when you get home tonight though. smile

Comms - I have just started doing weights again today. I went to the gym this am and used the machines. I'm also going again this evening (it's not overkill, I promise, before anyone worries). I need to take DH to gym as he does a club there and needs to get there by a certain time so I have to pick him up. So, figured I may as well do some other stuff while I'm there. Honestly, I feel like Cardio Queen. I'm very cardio fit and I do lots of interval training (I have asthma so need to be), but I am HEAVY! So, I'm back at the weights and Insanity to try and get myself into some kind of shape before holidays. I did measure myself last night though and I've lost an inch off my bust, half an inch off my thighs and 3 inches off my boobs so I must be doing something right! I just know I'm going to go to the fertility appointment and they're going to weigh me and it's going to be horribly embarrassing. sad So I'm doing my best to get my weight down before then.

lil1ady Mon 08-Jul-13 17:59:01

Hi all. in knackered! Saw Olly Murs in concert yesterday and he was amazing but we queued for 3hours to get out if the car park twice as long as Olly was on stage so didn't get home until 2am! let's say work has not been very productive today!

Thanks for the support about my brother. its nice to know u guys think I did the right thing. my mum was seeing my bro today so hoping to phone herclater and see

Bearfacedchic Mon 08-Jul-13 17:59:59

Oh yes and I was naughty and did a little test. BFN - no surprise there then! Still got about 5 days to Ertd though, so maybe the impossible could happen . . .

lil1ady Mon 08-Jul-13 18:00:52

*phone her later and see how she got on.

Ertd has left the building but dh hasn't been well. hoping to get some cape action soon tho.

hi to all the newbies....and to readmitted babylann!

lil1ady Mon 08-Jul-13 18:05:34

ooh bear we posted at the same time Lol. defo early so bfp could still be around the corner. u know what they say....expect the unexpected grin

Bearfacedchic Mon 08-Jul-13 18:41:23

I hope so Lil. Sorry for the X-post. Hope your mum has got on okay with your older bro.

AQuarkTooFar Mon 08-Jul-13 19:08:00

Frog and bear there was 6 in the end! Hoping she has finished because she is so tired she can't keep her eyes open! Poor soul!

Sitting listening to puppy squeaks! Cute!

Bearfacedchic Mon 08-Jul-13 19:24:28

Awww. smile

MrsCatFace Mon 08-Jul-13 19:57:59

Awwww man I want a puppy too. Minus the peeing on the carpet part. Got older boy dog. Still trying to convince DH to get a girl dog but he said we must have human puppy first.

ChocChaffinch Mon 08-Jul-13 19:58:54

Name:Cookielove
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

Name: babylann
Any dcs: DD is 3
TTC: Starting in next couple of weeks (July 13)

Name: Bearface(dchic)
Any DCs? Noooo
TTC: since forever it feels like, but started in August 2011

name- coffeewineandchocolate
any dc's- ds 2.6
ttc since- March 2013

Name: Andie
Any DCs: Two and two step DCs
TTC: August 2012

Name: Fox82
Any dc's: nope
TTC: December 2012

Name: pizzaqueen
Any dc's: 1 DC
TTC: ?

Name: MrsCatFace
Any dc's: no
TTC: June 2012

Name: ChocChaffinch
Any dc's: 2
TTC: April 2013

Name: CondimentCentral
Any dc's: nope
TTC: July 2012

Name: fifi669
Any DCs? : 2 1/2
TTC: April 2013

Name: Essie
Any DCs? Nope
TTC: since dec 2012

Name: ZolaBuddleia
Any DCs: 1DD
TTC: Jan 2013

Name: mehrida
Any DCs?: DS 13m
TTC: One month. ERTD due tomorrow so expecting to make that two months shortly. DS was conceived with Clomid after 3 years of ttc and now we're JSing to try for another. Consider ourselves super lucky to have one tho.

Is this nearly all of the mad shaggers now?

commsgirl Mon 08-Jul-13 20:17:48

bear there's still time, fingers crossed! Sounds like you're doing everything right on the fitness front, you'll probably see some fast results with Insanity.

lil hope everything went okay with your mum/bro.

quark so jealous of you right now! I bet they're adorable. Six as well, you have a clever/brave dog there!

Everyone should have a dog - they're the best! My puppy has just stopped treating the house as a toilet so it's all fun now smile. He actually made me more broody not less though!

Still feel like ertd is going to hit any second but I've had no spotting which is weird for me. Trying to hold out until Thursday. Who else is still waiting this month?

DulcetMoans Mon 08-Jul-13 20:24:23

Wow, chatty ladies! The sunshine must have made everyone less productive at work. Haha.

I have new PJs on and fresh bedding tonight. Is it sad I am really looking forward to it?!

First cape of cycle 11 commenced yesterday, I think happy weather helps get the mood right. Although the heat does not go well with DP so it is an effort for him to not completely melt!

DulcetMoans Mon 08-Jul-13 20:25:46

Oh looks like it only partly downloaded messages on phone too! 6 puppies?! Amazing!

lil1ady Mon 08-Jul-13 21:09:41

I think I may be the only one here who would never EVER want a dog....I still think puppies are cute, when they are in someone else's house or on TV, but just no no no no. not for me!

EssieSaysRelax Mon 08-Jul-13 22:11:16

I have a major phobia of dog poo and have been known to throw away a pair of trainers cos they got dog poo on. Had only known DH a few months then, he retrieved them from the bin and cleaned them, bless him, and he still married me! So therefore, whilst I LOVE dogs and puppies, I don't think I could ever have one, so you are not alone lil!

lil1ady Mon 08-Jul-13 22:39:50

Thank goodness Essie, I don't like being a loner grin i would so have thrown the trousers away too!

lil1ady Mon 08-Jul-13 22:42:23

and thanks comms sounds like my brother will never change but at least keeping him out if prison means my mum is spared the nightmare of it. hopefully we can just forget it now and wait and see if he pays her/me back move onsmile

DulcetMoans Mon 08-Jul-13 22:54:04

I like dogs but wouldn't own one. I'm a cat person, got two and love them! DPs family dog got put down last week though, very sad.

Nessalina Mon 08-Jul-13 23:21:21

Sorry Cookie there's me too! smile Love love love the new thread title! It's cracking me up that the heading at the top of my phones browser is 'Young woman, what are you doing to me?' Hehe! The succubi are out in force wink

Name: Nessalina
Any DCs: Nope
TTC since: April '13

Nessalina Mon 08-Jul-13 23:24:19

I reckon I OV'd on Saturday according to the contraband anyway! so me & my DH have done all we can now shag-wise. We didn't start as early as we should've done, life's rather gotten in the way this month, so I'll just be crossing my fingers & toes!

EssieSaysRelax Tue 09-Jul-13 09:48:30

Haha lil, glad it's not just me. Yukky yuk.

Yeah I'm a cat person really, I have one cat, he's my baby. DH had never had pets before when we met and was a bit wary of the cat, but they are best mates now.

I'm ultra excited because I'm going to see the Kings of Leon tonight. My Mum is also ultra excited because she is having my DH's ticket cos he's had to go away with work.

I don't think I've ovved yet, so hoping I can hold it in til DH gets back on Thurs!!

babylann Tue 09-Jul-13 12:17:29

Hope everyone is well and enjoying the weather! Summer isn't really peak time for jsing in my opinion, far too hot and sticky.

AQuarkTooFar Tue 09-Jul-13 12:31:39

I totally get not being a dog person, they are not for everyone. At this point though while the puppies are still on their mums milk she eats all their poo! bleurgh! Imagine if we did that.............shock

Essie that is proper exciting about kings of leon!

Babylann I know what you mean, I cant let DH anywhere near me! He is like a heater! and with hayfever added in there is just no jsing happening right now!

ERTD due for me tomorrow. Not getting signs either way but I did have a stupidly long cycle last time that was over by 10 days so maybe i'm going to have another of those!

Any one poas soon?

EssieSaysRelax Tue 09-Jul-13 12:41:24

yeah we need some poas action around here....

Poor Mummy dog. I remember our cat doing that too when we had kittens once. Gross.

lil1ady Tue 09-Jul-13 13:47:11

I would happily have a cat but nowhere to put a cat flap in our house sad I'd settle for a bfp instead though, no cat flap required!

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