Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove Sun 07-Jul-13 09:46:42

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

ChocChaffinch Sun 07-Jul-13 20:17:03

Name:Cookielove
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

Name: babylann
Any dcs: DD is 3
TTC: Starting in next couple of weeks (July 13)

Name: Bearface(dchic)
Any DCs? Noooo
TTC: since forever it feels like, but started in August 2011

name- coffeewineandchocolate
any dc's- ds 2.6
ttc since- March 2013

Name: Andie
Any DCs: Two and two step DCs
TTC: August 2012

Name: Fox82
Any dc's: nope
TTC: December 2012

Name: pizzaqueen
Any dc's: 1 DC
TTC: ?

Name: MrsCatFace
Any dc's: no
TTC: June 2012

Name: ChocChaffinch
Any dc's: 2
TTC: April 2013

ChocChaffinch Sun 07-Jul-13 20:21:20

watching man vs food here. could just about murder some pancakes :-)

CondimentCentral Sun 07-Jul-13 20:43:27

Hi viroids! Can I join in too please? Have been meaning too for a while but keep putting it off, just in case it turns oot I fall pregnant that month & annoy you all blush. Stopped taking my pill last June, so have been JSing for a year now, lucky me wink

Name:Cookielove
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

Name: babylann
Any dcs: DD is 3
TTC: Starting in next couple of weeks (July 13)

Name: Bearface(dchic)
Any DCs? Noooo
TTC: since forever it feels like, but started in August 2011

name- coffeewineandchocolate
any dc's- ds 2.6
ttc since- March 2013

Name: Andie
Any DCs: Two and two step DCs
TTC: August 2012

Name: Fox82
Any dc's: nope
TTC: December 2012

Name: pizzaqueen
Any dc's: 1 DC
TTC: ?

Name: MrsCatFace
Any dc's: no
TTC: June 2012

Name: ChocChaffinch
Any dc's: 2
TTC: April 2013

Name: CondimentCentral
Any dc's: nope
TTC: July 2012

fifi669 Sun 07-Jul-13 21:38:55

Name: fifi669
Any DCs? : 2 1/2
TTC: April 2013

EssieSaysRelax Sun 07-Jul-13 21:53:44

Ooooohhhh look at all the newbies! <waves at all the lovely new viroids>

Thanks for bringing the pity pool over. I'm not in it at the moment but I don't like to stray too far away!

Can't cut and paste so could someone add me?

Name: Essie
Any DCs? Nope
TTC: since dec 2012

Didn't Andy Murray do well!

Xx

fifi669 Sun 07-Jul-13 21:58:18

I think there were a lot of births/ heart attacks during that match. It was emotional barely managed not to burst into tears like a hormonal fool

cookielove Sun 07-Jul-13 22:12:44

Name:Cookielove
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

Name: babylann
Any dcs: DD is 3
TTC: Starting in next couple of weeks (July 13)

Name: Bearface(dchic)
Any DCs? Noooo
TTC: since forever it feels like, but started in August 2011

name- coffeewineandchocolate
any dc's- ds 2.6
ttc since- March 2013

Name: Andie
Any DCs: Two and two step DCs
TTC: August 2012

Name: Fox82
Any dc's: nope
TTC: December 2012

Name: pizzaqueen
Any dc's: 1 DC
TTC: ?

Name: MrsCatFace
Any dc's: no
TTC: June 2012

Name: ChocChaffinch
Any dc's: 2
TTC: April 2013

Name: CondimentCentral
Any dc's: nope
TTC: July 2012

Name: fifi669
Any DCs? : 2 1/2
TTC: April 2013

Name: Essie
Any DCs? Nope
TTC: since dec 2012

have added Essie and fifi

MrsCatFace Sun 07-Jul-13 22:24:22

Yes FiFi i was crying when Andy won and I'm not even British. But then almost anything makes me cry its heredetory blame my mother....

cookielove Sun 07-Jul-13 22:29:22

I turned onto it after he had won, i got a bit emtional to when he was hugging his family. I don't even follow tennis yet it all gets me sobbing confused

ChocChaffinch Sun 07-Jul-13 22:32:57

I always get choked up when people win stuff - it's the being proud thing. hmm
bless him, he forgot to kiss his mother, had to go back to her grin
do like djokovich too, such a gentleman.

Bearfacedchic Sun 07-Jul-13 23:35:59

Oh yes what a sportsman Djokovich is - if he lived a thousand years ago he'd be a knight fo sho.

Went out with DH this evening and had a lovely time in a bar where they had a bit of jazz not the poncy shit just nice stuff with an actual tune I've also been hammering the gym again. Yesterday I cycled 20km and ran 2.5km. Today I did cross trainer, rowing machine, ski machine and cycled 10km. And yet still my stomach persists in being annoying and staying wibbly. confused yet more exercise awaitsd tomorrow! I do like exercise but I wish that the results were the equivalent to how much effort I put in!

Hello to all the newbies! It's nice to have some more shaggers along for the ride pun definitely intended grin

Strokethefurrywall Mon 08-Jul-13 03:00:51

Hey viroids - I have been pretty incognito the last few weeks or so, kind of figured that the less I think about it the easier it is to get through the process!
That being said, I've been using crappy contraband this week (Answer ovulation sticks cos that's all I could get here) and i'm not even approaching my LH surge according to the stick so I figure they're either bollocks, or I ovulate later than expected. In fact, I reckon I'm ovulating today (day 16) so I just told DH that we should just keep on shagging until Wednesday. He nodded sagely in agreement, haha!

Wonderful to see Andy Murray win, I'm a Wimbledon girl so I feel very homesick when I see everyone sitting on Henman hill! It's times like this I get all patriotic and want to fly my union jack on this side of the pond!

Mehrida Mon 08-Jul-13 09:01:42

Also find it too traumatic to c+p on my stoopid phone so please add me thanks muchly.

Name: mehrida
Any DCs?: DS 13m
TTC: One month. ERTD due tomorrow so expecting to make that two months shortly. DS was conceived with Clomid after 3 years of ttc and now we're JSing to try for another. Consider ourselves super lucky to have one tho.

Andy Murray has gone a long way to help me feel better about probs having no need to POAS this month!

EssieSaysRelax Mon 08-Jul-13 09:51:17

Morning everyone.

DH has gone to Lancashire with work and not back til Thurs. I'm 99% sure I'm going to ov in the next 24 hours. Sob sad

Pass me my arm bands cos I think I'm going back in the pity pool.

On the plus side though it means I won't have to watch the cricket!!! Wahooo!!!!!!!!!!!

EssieSaysRelax Mon 08-Jul-13 09:51:37

p.s cookie thanks for adding me. x

commsgirl Mon 08-Jul-13 09:52:08

It should be illegal to be in an office on a day like today! Sulking.

Boobs are still doing a Babs but I'm getting crampy as well now so expecting ertd soon! Due on tomorrow, better get the pity pool ready viroids!

bear do you do any weight training? Or intervals? Cardio is amazing for fitness but its easy to plateau weight loss wise

AndieDisestablishment Mon 08-Jul-13 14:28:17

Comms If you think it's too hot in your office try a maternity ward (which are usually too warm anyway) I swear it's hotter than the fires of hell today! I'm sweating rather unattractively whilst caring for other people's babies and trying desperately not to become crazy broody baby thief.lol

AF is due Wednesday, had sore boobs yesterday and am massively tired so I suspect she's ready to arrive.

* Disclaimer: I wouldn't really steal a baby, that was just for comedic effect.

AQuarkTooFar Mon 08-Jul-13 15:05:05

Hello all and hello all to the Newbies! Lovely to meet you!

Exciting news - my baby(dog) is having puppies!

Sad news - I can't be at home with her and am sticking in my roasting office!

2 so far and just waiting for Dh to phone with more news!

AQuarkTooFar Mon 08-Jul-13 15:05:31

Sticking = stuck in

ZolaBuddleia Mon 08-Jul-13 15:10:43

Afternoon shaggers, can I loiter about here please?

Name:Cookielove
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

Name: babylann
Any dcs: DD is 3
TTC: Starting in next couple of weeks (July 13)

Name: Bearface(dchic)
Any DCs? Noooo
TTC: since forever it feels like, but started in August 2011

name- coffeewineandchocolate
any dc's- ds 2.6
ttc since- March 2013

Name: Andie
Any DCs: Two and two step DCs
TTC: August 2012

Name: Fox82
Any dc's: nope
TTC: December 2012

Name: pizzaqueen
Any dc's: 1 DC
TTC: ?

Name: MrsCatFace
Any dc's: no
TTC: June 2012

Name: ChocChaffinch
Any dc's: 2
TTC: April 2013

Name: CondimentCentral
Any dc's: nope
TTC: July 2012

Name: fifi669
Any DCs? : 2 1/2
TTC: April 2013

Name: Essie
Any DCs? Nope
TTC: since dec 2012

Name: ZolaBuddleia
Any DCs: 1DD
TTC: Jan 2013

frogchops Mon 08-Jul-13 15:12:47

Ok quark...exciting. What kind of puppies?

AQuarkTooFar Mon 08-Jul-13 15:33:22

Frog they are wee terriers! Dh says number 3 is here ok! Gutted, I so wanted to be there, it's her first litter.

commsgirl Mon 08-Jul-13 16:13:36

quark how cute!

andie definitely feel for you in this heat!

I can't remember the last time I was this tired, I'm dropping off at my desk. It's probably just the heat.

EssieSaysRelax Mon 08-Jul-13 16:19:27

nnaahh! puppies!! I went to see my friends 7 x 6 week old black lab pups on Saturday, they all climbed all over me, it was lovely! Enjoy all the puppy cuddles for the weeks to come.

My office is quite a pleasant temperature actually, which makes a change as usually its baking in winter and freezing in summer.

I bloody love this weather.

Welcome Zola!

frogchops Mon 08-Jul-13 17:13:44

Is that the lot now? Three pups....cute!

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