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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

999 replies

cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.


JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here


Happy shagging shaggers!
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cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:52

New Fred is here ladies, and we need to start off with a roll call!!

Name:Cookielove
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

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AQuarkTooFar · 07/07/2013 09:56

Name:Cookielove
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Sept '12


Name: AQuarkTooFar
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

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AQuarkTooFar · 07/07/2013 10:00

Live new Fred title cookie!

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lil1ady · 07/07/2013 10:09

Name:Cookielove
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

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lil1ady · 07/07/2013 10:12

Cookie did you bring the pity pool across? Don't want you leaving Essie behind if she's still busy dangling her legs in!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 10:27

Yes, pity pool is here, i have customised it into a jacuzzi, we might aswell enjoy it while we can Smile

Although i'll pass on the chocolate covered raisins I don't do fruit!! I'll have some chocolate covered chocolate Smile

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Rockchick1984 · 07/07/2013 10:28

Still loitering.. 5+5 today but not ready to piss off and leave you alone graduate yet Grin

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Writerwannabe83 · 07/07/2013 10:29

Name:Cookielove
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's - nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Hello everyone!!!!!!!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 10:41

9 posts in and we already have a newbie Smile

Hello writer nice to meet yooou!!!

rock loiter away!!

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DulcetMoans · 07/07/2013 10:50

Oh, better add myself on then. Didn't see one of these last time!

I think JSing for July will commence today. I give it until Friday before we are too tired again!

Name:Cookielove
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

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commsgirl · 07/07/2013 11:38

Name:Cookielove
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

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babylann · 07/07/2013 11:43

I love that this thread still exists! Hello from me, proud member from probably a million threads ago now... I was also creator of one of the threads... Probably lost in archives now!

Anyway, ready to js again so here we go!

Name:Cookielove
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

Name: babylann
Any dcs: DD is 3
TTC: Starting in next couple of weeks (July 13)

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Bearfacedchic · 07/07/2013 15:35

Hello

On my phone and don't seem to be sble to cut and paste from web. Can someone add me to the roll call please? (Maybe the next shagger?) thanks.

Name: Bearface(dchic)
Any DCs? Noooo
TTC: since forever it feels like, but started in August 2011

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Bearfacedchic · 07/07/2013 15:41

Sorry about the cold Quark. I gave it to DH too. Hope you feel better soon. Here, have a tissue.

Red hope you manage to cool off somewhere!

Hello to Writer and Fifi.

Bless you lil for going such a good thing. Family can be really tough sometimes. I think you did the right thing. X

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coffeewineandchocolate · 07/07/2013 16:36

also on phone so can't add

name- coffeewineandchocolate
any dc's- ds 2.6
ttc since- March 2013

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 17:46

I'll add you both Smile

Name:Cookielove
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

Name: babylann
Any dcs: DD is 3
TTC: Starting in next couple of weeks (July 13)

Name: Bearface(dchic)
Any DCs? Noooo
TTC: since forever it feels like, but started in August 2011

name- coffeewineandchocolate
any dc's- ds 2.6
ttc since- March 2013

Cheers quark i was going for fun, i think i pulled it off Grin

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 17:47

OOOoooh, i forgot to welcome and oldie newbie tooo Blush hello Babylann

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AndieDisestablishment · 07/07/2013 17:56

Ooooh, shiny new fred! >hangs some pictures<

Could someone add me too please?

Name: Andie
Any DCs: Two and two step DCs
TTC: August 2012

Ta muchly.

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 18:01

Name:Cookielove
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

Name: babylann
Any dcs: DD is 3
TTC: Starting in next couple of weeks (July 13)

Name: Bearface(dchic)
Any DCs? Noooo
TTC: since forever it feels like, but started in August 2011

name- coffeewineandchocolate
any dc's- ds 2.6
ttc since- March 2013

Name: Andie
Any DCs: Two and two step DCs
TTC: August 2012

There you go Andie Smile

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AndieDisestablishment · 07/07/2013 18:17

Thank you Cookie Smile

I went into Mothercare today to look at shoes for DSS (whose mother keeps sending him to us in shoes 1-1.5 sizes too big!!) and my magpie eye spotted the new Quinny Moodd so me and DP were looking at it as if we were actually in the market for a new pushchair! This baby making appears to have mad us both crazy.lol

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Fox82 · 07/07/2013 18:46

Name:Cookielove
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

Name: babylann
Any dcs: DD is 3
TTC: Starting in next couple of weeks (July 13)

Name: Bearface(dchic)
Any DCs? Noooo
TTC: since forever it feels like, but started in August 2011

name- coffeewineandchocolate
any dc's- ds 2.6
ttc since- March 2013

Name: Andie
Any DCs: Two and two step DCs
TTC: August 2012

Name: Fox82
Any dc's: nope
TTC: December 2012

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pizzaqueen · 07/07/2013 19:03

ooh can I join, loving this thread!

TTC dc2, although not actually ttc yet as still recovering from a miscarriage but will be as soon I get the all clear from the doc.

bought opks in a moment if madness last week but not going to use them unless things get really desperate.

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MrsCatFace · 07/07/2013 19:23

Hi viroids. Can I join the this fun Fred :)
No dc's
TTC since jun 2012

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Fox82 · 07/07/2013 19:42

Name:Cookielove
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

Name: babylann
Any dcs: DD is 3
TTC: Starting in next couple of weeks (July 13)

Name: Bearface(dchic)
Any DCs? Noooo
TTC: since forever it feels like, but started in August 2011

name- coffeewineandchocolate
any dc's- ds 2.6
ttc since- March 2013

Name: Andie
Any DCs: Two and two step DCs
TTC: August 2012

Name: Fox82
Any dc's: nope
TTC: December 2012

Name: pizzaqueen
Any dc's: 1 DC
TTC: ?

Name: MrsCatFace
Any dc's: no
TTC: June 2012

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ChocChaffinch · 07/07/2013 20:17

Name:Cookielove
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

Name: babylann
Any dcs: DD is 3
TTC: Starting in next couple of weeks (July 13)

Name: Bearface(dchic)
Any DCs? Noooo
TTC: since forever it feels like, but started in August 2011

name- coffeewineandchocolate
any dc's- ds 2.6
ttc since- March 2013

Name: Andie
Any DCs: Two and two step DCs
TTC: August 2012

Name: Fox82
Any dc's: nope
TTC: December 2012

Name: pizzaqueen
Any dc's: 1 DC
TTC: ?

Name: MrsCatFace
Any dc's: no
TTC: June 2012

Name: ChocChaffinch
Any dc's: 2
TTC: April 2013

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