Eggcellent Egg Buddies: are you IVF cycling in June/July/August 2013? Then get your druggy arses over here for some pure fucking menkulling...

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juicypair Mon 27-May-13 14:51:02

NokklingtonStStation, I couldn't find a new thread so I made this one, cock. Hope I did the right thing <inadequate>

juicypair Mon 27-May-13 20:38:29

<wipes spunk off chest> I have just given th'usband a spectacular tit wank.

Nokkie73 Mon 27-May-13 21:44:05

Sheba ? sheba ? Fucking cheapskate chavs. If I am slapping anyone with anything it will be with Gourmet Perle. Come here wish and have a chicken in gravy slap for mentioning babydust.

Cue a rant from a spaff covered joos about me and my fancy Dan London middle class ways for cussing Sheba.

buzz I shall be 8+5 on Weds.

tame I am VERY impressed with your sweary, slatternly ways on this new fred. Keep up the good work.

tametortie Mon 27-May-13 21:59:33

Juicy- I wish my tits were big enough for a spectacular tit wank! Especially at the mo....

Noks- I do suffer from potty gob but I think you and joos hold the crown.

I have a 10kg bag of James wellbeloved right here and if one more person smuggles a bag of baby dust up their shitter onto this Fred, ill batter you all.

wishuponapositive Mon 27-May-13 22:14:33

Thanks for the upper class slap!

Put me back in my place ill tell ya!

buzzybee123 Mon 27-May-13 22:22:22

tortie first thing tomorrow you are going to buy your digi and make it official

yes some are more courgettes than others on this thread wink

my cat won't stop meowing at me.......................

buzzybee123 Mon 27-May-13 22:23:03

tourettes not courgettes FFS

tametortie Mon 27-May-13 22:32:49

You sure its not too early? Digi's aren't very sensitive are they? Shall I do another 'line' test tomorrow and buy a digi for Wednesday? By Wednesday, I will be 18 days post trigger x

Nokkie73 Mon 27-May-13 22:36:14

wish I am smearing cat food all over your face in an affectionate way grin

tame is that dry cat food that you are proposing to shove up the babydust shitter ? That's evil and brilliant all at the same time. When I go back undercover to rid the world of babydust and smug shite like 'all you need to do is relax', I shall use that as my prime method of torture.

buzz heehee courgettes.

tametortie Mon 27-May-13 22:39:41

Yes noks, and they come in triangle shaped kibbles to cause maximum shitter damage should I find babydust.

Nokkie73 Mon 27-May-13 22:43:26

tame next time I 'go dark' under cover, you're coming with me. You are delightfully eeeeevil

buzzybee123 Mon 27-May-13 22:44:38

I was told that implantation happens 72 hours ET, I tested 11 days ET and got a line, the next day I did a digi, they are reasonably sensitive, the sooner you test the sooner you know

wishuponapositive Mon 27-May-13 23:23:21

Nok that sounds pretty kinky to me.... Whatever floats your boat I guess. My hormones are all over the place so whatever you wanna call it, I'm game! wink

tame the way I see it is that if they're not sensitive and you're getting a positive then it's not the trigger. If you go too sensitive then it could be picking it up? I know it's a bitch but yeah, try and leave it a couple days cause no matter what it tells you, you'll convince yourself it's the trigger. Nearly there smile

tametortie Tue 28-May-13 07:22:40

Morning you filthy lot.

I have been awake since 1.40am. Worrying about tests. I fucking shit you not. I am 6 years into this and the last time I was pregnant was 5 years ago. In fact it was 5 years last week that I lost that baby. DH forgot. But I didn't.

And I think I am at one with the fact that I am pregnant again. I have lain awake all night worrying about doing a test this morning and it being blank. Or worse, mega faint cos then you just dont really know either way.

But its neither. It is a proper proper big fat positive. The line is pink, not dark but darker than yesterday and I can hold it at arms length and see the line. Shit me, I could put it over the other side of the room and see the line. Its a proper line!!!

I might not be pregnant tomorrow, or the next day but today I finally am.

We have crap eggs, shit sperm, the works. And we have done it. smile

chocoloco1 Tue 28-May-13 08:18:30

tame that's brilliant news! Well done, and now I can put the salmon whiskas away <pikey>

Wow, I can finally legitimately be on this fred as it includes July and August!

Lifeasafish Tue 28-May-13 08:22:58

Congratulations tame! And what a lovely post, i wuite like the end. Funnily enough one of my fears is the fear of how i might ee when/ if pregnant hmm

tametortie Tue 28-May-13 08:29:42

OTD is Friday so still 3 days to go before I am 'official' with the clinic hmm

Lifeasafish Tue 28-May-13 08:29:53

Right - I am on the right new thread!

Nooks - congratulations to you to and grin for pussy/face! Me too.

I've been missing in action due to the bank holiday - how is everyone coping with symptoms? I'm sleeping a lot, but I'm also not thinking straight ( fought to get the kettle into the fridge this morning)is this normal? Is anything normal anymore grin

mejust Tue 28-May-13 10:01:57

tam im pleased for you congratulations smile

life iv been forgetting a few things and had an uncomfortable nights sleep as my legs a little sore now in 4 weeks time ill have no leg space left,im a bit snappy aswell but no hot flushes or headaches .
how are you getting on?

i found the new thread you lot have gone bloody mad i blame the drugs ha ha

feeling down past couple of days its prob the drugs but the end of this process seems so far away im starting to get really worried about the stimms now and ohss as my condition puts me at higher risk .

DjuicyUnchained Tue 28-May-13 10:23:28

Mornin' sweet'earts! Can you tell I watched Django Unchained last night? grin

TortItOut, you're effing pregnant for sure!! Well done, lovely lady, and believe me..if I could charter a plane to fly over your gaff trailing the words 'YOU HACKCHEWOOLLY HAVE A BABY IN YER TUM-TUM!!!' I would. You've been through so much to get here and I hope the time will come very quickly when you can relax and enjoy it. Here: thanks these are from my garden so apologies if there's cat piss on them.

NokkAndCranny, 8+5?? Surely that blighter's kicking? Chuffed to bits for you and Buzzy but losing hope that the same can happen to me when I go next

Where's Twinkle? Thinking of you, love, and nice to see fish, too - laughed my head off at the kettle in the fridge x

I'm loving the new-and-improved, TameAgainPlease. Mouth like a fucking sewer.

MejustNeedaFag: one day at a time, lovely. If it worked for Dolly Parton.....

In other news I'm still laughing at DjuicyUnchained grin

Lifeasafish Tue 28-May-13 10:27:11

Mejust - we started same day right? I am also a bit down and snappy but my period was due today, so not sure how much is PMT.

incidentally: 'yoohoo, uterine nuclear fallout where are you?'

I'm injecting in my stomach and its a little sore but nowt major. My stomach may or may not be bloated, but as I've been telling myself that for some months while fighting to zip up jeans I'm not too sure.

No headaches, I'm sleeping a lot then waking at four am oh, and I'm also constipated.

The process may feel far away, but it is much much closer than when we all started TTC'ing excitedly, yes? Regarding worry over OHSS anything else, it'll happen or it won't worrying won't change that fact. I am repeating this while looking in The mirror btw.

NookNook Tue 28-May-13 10:27:28

Hi All looks like I've missed a very pottymouthed bank holiday!

Tame I am so so pleased for you!

Mejust I know what you mean about running out of jabbing space! I've been using my stomach and will try to keep my legs for menopur.

Life I have been utterly exhausted and nauseous all weekend. I didn't get any symptoms before so all a bit weird and surprising. I'm thinking it could be all the supplements I've been taking. Or maybe we are so tired because this whole process is just so damned draining!

Nokkie73 Tue 28-May-13 11:02:05

tame woooooooohoooooooooo. That is super lovely news. To have it confirmed by a big fat positive line is just brilliant. Am really pleased for you. Lets all have a fucking swear. grin

wish it wasn't meant to be but if you want it to be, I can do that for you. I'll have to get my Xena Princess Warrior outfit down from the loft to really look the part. I'm nothing if not thorough.

choco you are welcome any time ! When are you due to start it again ?

fishywishy thank you ! You may want to lay off sticking the kettle in the fridge though. Only saying.....

mejust you are well on your way now, that's what you need to think about. You will be driven mad by all this but at least you know that !

nook sounds like you are feeling it too. Keep going !

djangopullmychain is it worth seeing ? I can get it on Sky now (I know, I am a right upper class toff for having Sky Movies) and am tempted to watch it this week, if only to avoid watching Britain's Got Frcking Talent. No flutterings or nuffink so far. It is all quiet, hence my fretting. All will be revealed tomorrow at 2pm.

Noks x

buzzybee123 Tue 28-May-13 11:45:43

tame I told you it wasn't the trigger shot, congrats grin

back later

mejust Tue 28-May-13 11:47:37

hey life constipated tell me about it,yeah i think we started same day iv been injecting 6 days but had 2 go bit wrong so had to give myself another shot .im also waking few times in the night i started cycle day 2 so had af now she just showed up again but shows the meds are working .been really busy over the weekend so taking it easy today.

nook when i was taking pregnacare i felt like that so had to stop taking them

nokkieyour right stay positive im a nervous person anyway so prob the worst person to do this but im doing it.let us know how u get on

juicy your off your rocker what have they give you ,how you doing

wheres motor you started treatment now

hello to wish

tametortie Tue 28-May-13 13:08:08

Juicy- I lurve the new name. I want a new name sad mine is boring.

Guys! Guys! Its official. Pregnant 1-2 on a digi. Stand down everyone. Nothing to see here. grin

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