We laugh in the face of OPKS and stomp on our thermometers! Don your customised shag capes, ladies; it's Just Shagging Thread 15

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Bearface Wed 15-May-13 18:12:39

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1674505-Out-with-the-OPKs-ban-the-body-temping-heres-Just-Shagging-thread-14

The link to the latest grads thread is here:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1699553-Shagged-Out-Viroids-7th-Thread-From-conception-to-birth-living-proof-that-JSing-really-does-work

Happy shagging shaggers!

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 21:31:00

Okay - I think I hadn't enabled my profile properly. Maybe try now.

Minion Wed 15-May-13 21:32:30

Hello hello girls. I've found you!
Cracking shiny new Fred to get us all up duffed!
Like it like it!

Minion
TTC 1
CYcle 5, although 2 only seriously

cookielove Wed 15-May-13 21:32:48

Bear i got access and i see a line grin and they all say a line is a line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 21:36:08

Thanks Cookie - I just don't believe it at the moment. Especially as the other two came back negative after. Does that mean I could have used up the hormone I was producing maybe and it'll come back again over night?

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 21:36:33

Oh yes - shock

cookielove Wed 15-May-13 21:38:02

Well lets see what tomorrow's FMU brings smile fx!!

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 21:38:30

smile

MrsAVB Wed 15-May-13 21:43:31

I saw, and I say there is a line bear smile
<warms a seat for bear on the grads thread>
Seriously though, I hope you sleep ok tonight and that the morning brings all you want. Either way, we are here with hugs.
My sesame seed sized bean is also crossing its non existent fingers and toes xxx

cookielove Wed 15-May-13 21:44:21

Ok, i'll see you in the morning bear wink i am off to bed as i am knackered

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 21:49:00

Thanks cookie and mrsavb. I'm having some denial issues thinking it can't possibly be true. Thanks for the reassurance. I guess lets see what tomorrow holds as you said cookie. I'll be up early as I leave for work by 7.20 so will let you know as soon as I can. Suspense, huh? grin

I think it could be a line too bear, am crossing fingers tightly that it is! Do you have a digi test in the house?

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 22:14:11

No I don't Humpty. Thanks for looking too.

AQuarkTooFar Wed 15-May-13 22:17:02

Name: Bearface
Any DCs?: Nope.
TTC since: August 2011 (shagging with intent). Since knowing what we were actually doing - September 2012 - So what's that . . .? 21 months and 9 months respectively if my maths is right.

Name: Rockchick1984
Any DC's?: 1 DS
TTC since: September 2012, with a miscarriage in April.

Name: Perkins1
Any DC's? Nope
TTC since: January 2012......so 17 months Conceived twice (Aug 12 & Jan 13) but they weren't sticky.

Name :totesamazeballs
Any DC's? : 1 DS
TTC since November 2012, only recently started being serious about it.

Name: IceNoSlice
Any DCs? One DS, born Aug 12
TTC since... Last week!! So possibly a bit premature to join the JS Fred, but it's so exciting when someone POAS and it's positive!! Gives me a boost

Name: Cookielove
Any Dc's?: None
TTC: Sept 2012

Minion
TTC 1
CYcle 5, although 2 only seriously

Name: AQuarkTooFar
Any DCs: Nope
TTC: Since Nov/Dec 2012 so 5/6 months - gulp!

AQuarkTooFar Wed 15-May-13 22:22:39

Hi all! Loving the New Fred, very comfy!

<flaps out crumpled forgotten cape and hangs it out in the corner>

Too excited for you right now Bear!! Too excited!

No shaggage has happened in the quark house this month apart from one drunken time two weeks ago. We are both v. busy at the mo and beds are just for sleeping in. Lots of pant snot today so maybe I might jump on tonight.

Work colleague brought their week old baby in today and I got some nice cuddles. Super jealous though. Other work colleague said "oh thats nice they are a proper family now! You only become a proper family when you have a kid!". I almost burst into bl**dy tears! sad

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 22:32:08

Oh no quark. How insensitive. Poor you. Sending you a lilttle hand squeeze. X

AQuarkTooFar Wed 15-May-13 22:35:36

Worse thing is she knows we are trying! Confided in her the other day as there was a lot of baby chat going round the office. I just dont think she thought about what she was saying!

Thanks for the hand squeeze Bear. x

Bearface Wed 15-May-13 22:37:44

hmm I bet if you told her she'd be mortified. Some people just don't think unfortunately.

Redshoes56 Wed 15-May-13 22:45:30

Yay, I found you ladies! New fred! And since you started it, bear, you will be BFPing for sure. Why do you think they are all evap lines? Are you just afraid to be disappointed? I am so freaking hopeful for you. Biggest smile possible! Dying for info.

Hi new folks!

Here we all are:

Name: Bearface
Any DCs?: Nope.
TTC since: August 2011 (shagging with intent). Since knowing what we were actually doing - September 2012 - So what's that . . .? 21 months and 9 months respectively if my maths is right.

Name: Rockchick1984
Any DC's?: 1 DS
TTC since: September 2012, with a miscarriage in April.

Name: Perkins1
Any DC's? Nope
TTC since: January 2012......so 17 months Conceived twice (Aug 12 & Jan 13) but they weren't sticky.

Name :totesamazeballs
Any DC's? : 1 DS
TTC since November 2012, only recently started being serious about it.

Name: IceNoSlice
Any DCs? One DS, born Aug 12
TTC since... Last week!! So possibly a bit premature to join the JS Fred, but it's so exciting when someone POAS and it's positive!! Gives me a boost

Name: Cookielove
Any Dc's?: None
TTC: Sept 2012

Name: Redshoes56
Any Dc's?: None
TTC: "Not preventing" since May 2012

Redshoes56 Wed 15-May-13 22:46:43

Ahhhh look at all the posts that came in while I was typing!

Redshoes56 Wed 15-May-13 22:48:30

Real, updated roll call:

Name: Bearface
Any DCs?: Nope.
TTC since: August 2011 (shagging with intent). Since knowing what we were actually doing - September 2012 - So what's that . . .? 21 months and 9 months respectively if my maths is right.

Name: Rockchick1984
Any DC's?: 1 DS
TTC since: September 2012, with a miscarriage in April.

Name: Perkins1
Any DC's? Nope
TTC since: January 2012......so 17 months Conceived twice (Aug 12 & Jan 13) but they weren't sticky.

Name :totesamazeballs
Any DC's? : 1 DS
TTC since November 2012, only recently started being serious about it.

Name: IceNoSlice
Any DCs? One DS, born Aug 12
TTC since... Last week!! So possibly a bit premature to join the JS Fred, but it's so exciting when someone POAS and it's positive!! Gives me a boost

Name: Cookielove
Any Dc's?: None
TTC: Sept 2012

Minion
TTC 1
CYcle 5, although 2 only seriously

Name: AQuarkTooFar
Any DCs: Nope
TTC: Since Nov/Dec 2012 so 5/6 months - gulp!

Name: Redshoes56
Any Dc's?: None
TTC: "Not preventing" since May 2012

Redshoes56 Wed 15-May-13 22:50:35

I am on cycle day 2 here, by the way, the witch did come 'round as anticipated. Really painful this month, too. Determined to get that BFP one of these days! There is going to be a LOT of cape-wearing this month - no school, no stress grin

Bearface Thu 16-May-13 06:38:10

Morning. Well, just did another IC test with FMU and got a BFN so I guess that other test must have been faulty or something. Still no Ertd though. confused sorry for getting you excited for nowt. sad

coffeewineandchocolate Thu 16-May-13 06:49:36

name- coffeewineandchocolate
ttc since- March 2013
dc? 1 ds 28months

AQuarkTooFar Thu 16-May-13 07:16:37

Oh Bear it's not over until the red lady sings! How many days late are you?

cookielove Thu 16-May-13 07:22:00

bear I still have my fingers crossed for you

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