The BESH Old Skool Gin Palais: if you're name's not down, you're not coming in

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Fri 29-Mar-13 21:19:00

Cream walls? Check
Pit of Doom? Check
Obscene amount of gin in well stocked bar? Check

The BESH Gin Palais is open to those who fit our demanding criteria. Seek out the BESHtionnaire and prove yourselves worthy - under 30s and instadiffers will be escorted from the premises <stern face>

Nokkie73 Tue 09-Apr-13 23:06:50

Euro love it. Love the DaniScandiWegians. They would never defecate in a hole in the floor.

I am very excited that Masterchef is on tomorrow. I do love the fat green grocer.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Wed 10-Apr-13 07:15:07

Good luck today Euro.

TWinklyLittleStar Wed 10-Apr-13 08:29:47

Bonne chance euro

CBA with work today.

EuroShaggleton Wed 10-Apr-13 10:26:04

FFS. Went for smear. They won't do one within 3 months of an MC, apparently. But that would be after IVF#2, so there is a slim chance I could be diffed by then and have to wait anther year. The nurse is going to phone someone and ask if they will accept one 2 months after mc if I go back next month. Which would leave me getting my result during an IVF cycle again. That went so well last time...

So thanks for all your shiny cervix thoughts and good wishes. Can you hold those thoughts for a bit please?

How is everyone this morning?

HesterShaw Wed 10-Apr-13 10:30:01

Would it be TOO MUCH to ask for a bit of joined up bloody thinking?

<exasperated>

Bet you had to have time out of work for it too.

EuroShaggleton Wed 10-Apr-13 10:47:08

No, but I had to get up earlier than usual to go before work. <sigh>

The entry about the mc was the last thing on my electronic notes on screen, so it was right there. The nurse had seen it before I arrived and so knew before I walked through the door that she wouldn't do the smear. What a waste of an appointment (and missed sleep for me).

Northey Wed 10-Apr-13 11:15:25

I think sometimes they feel like they need to talk to you in person to make sure you understand, or something, which is very frustrating when you are busy and intelligent and able to discuss and understand this sort of thing over the phone perfectly well, and not go off confusedly and walk on the broken leg for ten years or whatever.

HesterShaw Wed 10-Apr-13 11:43:06

The NHS assumes everyone is stupid. Just look at the letters they send out. My first one from my consultant told me there is no evidence to show that time intercourse results in more pregnancies and that you should do it three times a week. In perpetuity <prepares noose>

Obviously it is far beyond any of us to understand ovulation and so on.

EuroShaggleton Wed 10-Apr-13 11:52:45

This is true. And I have to say, looking around the average GP waiting room, they might have a point....

I don't think I have ever dtd 3 times a week regularly. I didn't live with a bf until KFZK as a pre-marriage trial run, so back in the day it tended to be a week's worth of dtd at the weekend. And then we were old and had been together for about 5 years when we moved in together, so we were a bit past frantic humping at that point.

HesterShaw Wed 10-Apr-13 11:55:54

Arf at "frantic humping". We did it 3 times in one day once. I got cystitis hmm.

HavingALittleFaithBaby Wed 10-Apr-13 12:45:47

We did it three times in a day once. On our honeymoon. Doubt it'll ever happen again...

Sorry about the cock up euro but I'm convinced our positive vibes won't go to waste!

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Wed 10-Apr-13 13:02:09

Arf @ the irony of "cock up", it's what we're trying to achieve wink <juvenile>

We've always struggled on the regular sechs front, not living together during the week plus HWHNN's overseas postings don't really help! I'm sure we've had more sechs in the last 3 years of TTC than we had in the first 8 years of our relationship hmm

Thinking follicle popping thoughts for you in advance of tomorrow Hesty

evilgiraffe Wed 10-Apr-13 14:05:27

We had frantic humping at uni - we studied on opposite sides of the country, so holidays were making up for lost time. Still, I think we've held on to the teenage feeling of constant sex relatively well. I do find it odd when people ask what we did on our honeymoon though - we slept, ate, drank, and fucked. Sightseeing took up a total of about 24 hours over a fortnight's holiday. That was wonderful, I want to do it again...

TWinklyLittleStar Wed 10-Apr-13 14:30:58

Oh how I miss frantic humping. Though not the cystitis - when we started going out we went on a team trip to Riga for 4 days, the uti I got from the drinking and shagging was horrendous. But oh, how I love shagging <horny> <frustrated>

HesterShaw Wed 10-Apr-13 14:36:11

I'm hoooooorny as anything at the moment. Must be the super ovulation. I'm dying to go out in the pull <wistful>

TWinklyLittleStar Wed 10-Apr-13 14:42:15

<shaves legs>
<heads off to drag hest out on the pull>

<remembers husband & sulks>

RaspberrySnowCone Wed 10-Apr-13 14:45:17

Well, paperwork is officially lost. The funding lady is off sick so they rang her at home :/ and she said she doesn't know where it is but is going to arrange a confirmation email to the hospital today so a letter can FINALLY go to the FC this week, just like it should have 7 weeks ago. Fuck it, what will be will be, ill ring them after my holiday if there's nothing come in the post while we are away. Knobs.

We haven't been frantic humpers for a while but we used to be, we once had sex 4 times in one day. Only quickkies but I'm still impressed at that number! Still having a bit of a drought at the moment but I'm sure that will change when we get back from hols an MATV has had some chilled time.

So ladies, Ilive pruned my nethers, cleaned and packed the van, just having a bath and sorting a few final bits and we are ready. Might be about a bit tonight but we are staying with my parents in the van to (we've left it there cuz it's a big ole thing to manoeuvre around out tiny estate!) and will be setting off early for Portsmouth tomorrow and I intend to have a full two weeks off all social media/news or attachment to the real world of any sort. xxx

RaspberrySnowCone Wed 10-Apr-13 14:46:08

Ps Hest if you do get luck ..... don't get spunk on your silk shoes! Lol.

Northey Wed 10-Apr-13 14:53:52

Oh God, I'd forgotten ole spunky shoes!

RaspberrySnowCone Wed 10-Apr-13 14:57:41

Spunky SILK shoes norks.

EuroShaggleton Wed 10-Apr-13 15:00:42

Oh FFS rasp! How irritating.

Enjoy your hols!

HesterShaw Wed 10-Apr-13 15:05:39

FranticHumper would be a good username.
As would SemenOnMySilkShoes (TM Norf. Or was it Frank? wink )

Very exciting Rasp about the hollydays! You go off and enjoy yourself and forget if you can the idiots at the FC.

evilgiraffe Wed 10-Apr-13 15:23:53

Fucking useless knobbers, rasp angry I am impressed at your calmness! Hope you have a lovely holiday smile

I have never been out on the pull. The whole idea is terrifying. <peeks out from behind rock>

HesterShaw Wed 10-Apr-13 15:33:02

Oh no, I would only ever pull someone I knew already.

I am regarding a couple of men I know with extreme interest at the moment. Insane. As if.

HavingALittleFaithBaby Wed 10-Apr-13 18:12:54

Oh I used to pull random strangers on a regular basis (just snogging of course). I found that more appealing than kissing people I knew... hmm I actually only broke that habit in the six months before I met MSB.

Have a luffly holiday rasp and I hope it all gets sorted when you get back.

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