Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Mon 04-Feb-13 17:58:54

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids wink

<stands back to the wall near open doorway, gun in hand>

Cover me, I'm going in!

<leaps through door action hero-stylee>

<lands in a heap>

MadameBoolala Mon 11-Feb-13 21:08:53

<wanders in snottily to shake booty for Bugs and Euro and wanders back out again, not hugging anyone because of the germs>

<mine, not yours>

MadameBoolala Mon 11-Feb-13 21:10:13

Bitter Barren TTC playlist? Gotta be Please Please Please by The Smiths.

evilgiraffe Mon 11-Feb-13 21:11:36

Bottle of wine all gone, HOTB killing aliens, and me still all giggly over that dude from Arrow. He's got such twinkly eyes as well as being gorgeous. Definitely prettier than a man-eating polar bear.

HavingALittleFaithBaby Mon 11-Feb-13 21:18:06

Boo that song always makes me think of TTC! Luffed the DM thread the other week by the way smile

I luff penguins too. So waddly on land, so elegant in the water.

JustplainoldBuggerlugs Mon 11-Feb-13 21:24:52

Penguins are hard as fuck. Fact.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Mon 11-Feb-13 21:26:12

I just burst into tears at the one which got left on its own sad

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Mon 11-Feb-13 21:26:36

Squeeeeee at the bouncing rockhoppers!

EuroShagmore Mon 11-Feb-13 21:28:07

I just got in. Will have to catch the penguins on iplayer another night.

I just had a light work out at the gym. Squats in public are highly hazardous when you resemble a whopee cushion... Still my bum got a good work out from all the clenching.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Mon 11-Feb-13 21:28:29

Can we have a penguin feem? <doesn't hold out much hope>

Northey Mon 11-Feb-13 21:31:56

Hmmm, I'm not totally averse, bit what would we do in it.

Though I suppose we do generally forget the feem after two page anyway.

Northey Mon 11-Feb-13 21:32:32

It could work quite well with all the fish that get flung around.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Mon 11-Feb-13 21:33:51

Don't know really. Just pretend to be penguins, you know.....<trails off lamely>

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Mon 11-Feb-13 21:36:41

We could call it March of the BESHguins and have Morgan Freeman doing the voiceover.

Northey Mon 11-Feb-13 21:38:55

Well I do like titles we can shoehorn BESH into.

HavingALittleFaithBaby Mon 11-Feb-13 21:44:08

<waddles in like an Emperor penguin>?! I think it's a bit limited....

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Mon 11-Feb-13 21:45:16


HavingALittleFaithBaby Mon 11-Feb-13 21:50:52

Like I say, I luff penguins! I'm just not sure it's got much in the way of legs (much like penguins)...

<gropes *rie's boobies to cheer her up>

JethroTull Mon 11-Feb-13 22:18:31

Those Rock Hopper dudes just keep trying. Like the BESH.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Mon 11-Feb-13 22:34:09

See? Jeff agrees with me. BESHguins.

Northey Tue 12-Feb-13 07:24:32

I suppose we could quack and waddle and slide on our tummies. Hmmm, maybe the PESH should actually nick it wink

HavingALittleFaithBaby Tue 12-Feb-13 08:35:39

Or you could see it as a practice run?

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Tue 12-Feb-13 08:43:47

How are the newly diffed doing this morning?

Any more fivers peed on?

Northey Tue 12-Feb-13 09:35:42

I think it would actually be heartbreaking to pretend to be penguins as a practice run for something I feel despairingly certain today that I will
never achieve.

evilgiraffe Tue 12-Feb-13 09:46:04

Me too, norf

Although penguins are birds that can't fly (and what is the point of a bird that can't fly?), and that's rather how I feel about being barren. All the other birds are differs while I sit on the ice flapping my wings and going nowhere.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Tue 12-Feb-13 09:51:53

Oh, melancholy BESH sad

<does stupid dance in effort to raise a smile or two>

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