ZOMBIE THREAD ALERT: This thread hasn't been posted on for a while.
Out with the OPKs, ban the body temping; here's Just Shagging thread 14!(1000 Posts)
Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!
Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)
1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.
ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.
Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly opk's or temp charting. They are Contraband
The link to Part 13 is here
The link to the latest grads thread is here
Happy shagging shaggers
minion hope you are ok. Have you had a sore throat or anything recently? That could cause the blood. As lil said, try not to worry, and have some hugs and . And go to the doctor if it happens again. Are you still flying this weekend?
lil - I have had a few symptoms but they may be totally unrelated. Around the time I probably ov'd I had 3 or 4 painful mouth ulcers erupt overnight, plus a cold sore, which I never get. Have been very hot in bed at night (I mean temperature hot not sexy hot!), when normally I get quite cold. And hotter and sweatier generally - nice! Have been feeling nauseous since Sunday, but had put this down to other things. Have been dry retching a lot but no actual vomming. And boobs feel tender and heavy.And some lovely trapped wind, and occasional tummy cramps. But I have IBS so a lot of the tummy stuff could be related to that...
A going to test again tomorrow I think, then I might believe it! mrsbri thanks for the invite to the grads thread, I'm a little too scared at the mo, but might lurk!
Happy Friday all xxx
mrsAVB no sore throat, now am thinking it was because I just burst a capillary in my gullet somewhere when I was retching.
lil and mrsAVB thanks for talking me down. The husband was completely useless last night. Though I think he now feels guilty about being so blasé about it. Asking me every ten mins 'are you ok' etc.
My lower abdomen cramping is getting quite sharp now and the bad back just will not shift. The penny taste is back and still feel nauseous. I sincerely hope I've picked up a bug, cause if this is up duffed the next 9 months won't be pretty.
I have a very low pain threshold
I'm a wimp
I'm still flying this weekend unless he takes pity on me and brings me home a peestick, I doubt that though.
Hope Friday is treating all of you well. Here's to the weekend x
Congrats MrsAVB now the sheer panic but huge fun begins! Fingers firmly crossed for a sticky one!
Congrats on the BFP MrsAVB! Lovely news!
minion hope u are ok, fingers crossed its cause you are up duffed because it might make the pain etc more bearable!
I have taken the day off work today for some much needed me time and I am just taking a wee break from stripping wall paper.
What is everyone up to this weekend?
Oops posted too soon.
Thanks quark less nausea today thank goodness, prob just a wee bug or something.
crossing fingers she's hopelessly wrong
Ahhh finishing early on a Friday...priceless. Have just had a snooze and about to get ready to go out. dinner with hundreds if accountants...why did I pay to go to this again?
glad Ur feeling better minion and hoping you are wrong about it being a bug. would be great to have another BFP. when are u due ertd/to test? sorry you have to work all weekend
hi quark I'm packing for my holiday this weekend and helping my friend make save the dates for her wedding. and then there's the cleaning, washing ironing etc of course
Minion - sounds v promising! Hope you have the BFP bug! Seriously, hope you feel better soon. Sometimes you can get blood in vomit from just retching - the throat can get sore - or when the stimach is a bit inflamed. Keep an eye on it and maybe head to the doctors if it doesn't shift
its big bug ass. There's a lot going around at the moment, but would be lovely if it was BFP. Sorry you're working all weekend - what a big pile of poo. At least you (hoepfully) get to relax next week when we're all at work?
Frog - forgot to say that's wonderful that you're having a little boy. Have you got any names yet? (You don't have to say what they are though.)
Quark - Dh and I wallpapered one wall a few weeks ago. Our walls are not straight at all and we very nearly shouted at each other. Was glad when it was over - phew!
DH and I are going away for the weekend for his birthday. Very exciting. Hopefully the weather will be okayish. Really looking forward to it! Hoping that the thrush shifts too so I can get the cape back on. <cape emoticon needed here>
Ha ha - wouldn't it be great of MNHQ gave us a cape emoticon?! Please . . . ?
Something tells me we stand no chance with the knitted crotchless onesie emoticon!
Minion glad to hear your on the mend. Boo you have to work though.
Bear have a fab time away, I hope it was you who said they were away.
Sorry I've been awol these last couple of days. Been so busy with work babysitting and visiting my lovely brother, having the most disgusting meal ever!!
Good news, had a really light af already finished. So back on the wagon with my sparkly stripey cape !! Oh yes, I dare to be different
minion am thinking of you flying and hoping you're not feeling too vommy. And that there are no annoying passengers. bear have a fab weekend away with DH and your cape! MNHQ I am seconding bear's request for a cape emoticon
but not a crotchless onesie.
This weekend have nothing much planned. Went to an arty farty exhibition last night. Have got a stinking cough and cold & feeling vommy so going to take it easy and hope DH brings me another pee stick.
Just retested with a clear blue digi and got "pregnant 2-3 weeks", <gulp> xxx
Yessssss!!! I remember that gulp well! How very exciting! Congrats x
Yay MrsAVB I bet its still sinking in though isn't it?
Loving the cape emoticon idea bear.
Well I don't know what's wrong with me tonight, I feel soooooooo tired.
If ERTD hadn't shown up I'd have been sure it was a symptom!
bear I am done with school TOMORROW (!!!!!), hence my radio silence here across the pond. Super busy, but sneaking over to catch up with all of you right now. I promise I'll be a better fredmate once school is over.
mrsavb - YAY! That is so friggin' exciting! We need a party hat emoticon, too, or a noisemaker. <blows imaginary noisemaker>
Hope everyone is having a fantastic weekend. ERTD has come and gone, so we're back on the shag wagon for yet another month. DH is in denial that a visit to the specialist might be imminent. He thinks it's going to happen immed. once the stress of school is over. Hope he's right!
Yay to finishing school red <blows imaginary noisemaker back>
Lots of love xxx
Minion metallic taste in your mouth is definitely a symptom so keeping everything tightly crossed!!
Red singing a bit of "school's out" in my head now, glad it's all done! How long have you been JSing for now? Have you been using contraband or doing honest Just Shagging?
Cookie loving the stripey cape! Dare I ask about the awful meal???
Bear hope you're having a lovely weekend away.
Hope everyone else are all ok. I think I had EWCM last night, so hoping my cycle will get back to normal nice and easily. At the moment I have no idea if we are JSing for fun or SWI
Morning all (well, AM in Mexico).
Nice easy flight and burger and fries for dinner make minion a happy chappy.
Totally minging metallic taste all day yesterday and it's started again. However think I may just be imagining it
hoping as I just don't feel 'odd' anymore. Boooo
app says due on tomorrow, but depends how long cycle is suppose. so tonight I shall be trying my hardest not to think of it.
Maybe TMI but I checked the old cervix today and it's gone low and insure thats a sign ERTD is due to rear her ugly head.
I'll catch up back home as wifi signal not so good.
Keep well all x
AND DON THOSE CAPES JSers! X
It was a three course meal:
Steamed bun with mushroom inside
Thin water beef soup
Cold baby aubergine
Warmed goat cheese
Main: (this was nice)
Spinach and black garlic puree
Oh and a spring onion
Raspberry puree stripe
With 2 chocolate cups on
And inside the chocolate cups was
It was horrible
We had pureed avocado for pud in Brazil last year, it was utterly minging. I love avocado too, but not for pudding! Bleurgh! Not sure about that black garlic stuff either, its a weird taste and I have yet to find anything I think it goes with?
Yay MrsAVB, is it feeling real yet?
Minion, fx for you!
Bear, I think we should campaign for a cape emoticon, or at least a unicorn one?!
Yay Red well done on finishing school!
So I survived the hen weekend, there was a frigging stripper on Friday night. I am still traumatised. He was grotesque and tried to get the bride to touch his bits! How very dare he! Bride refused and was pretty cheesed off. I really felt for her. Luckily everyone was much more civilised on Saturday and we had fun from then on.
According to my app my fertile week starts today so cape will be on for the duration.
Still no internet at home which is a pita because my phone is pants so can only really log in at work.
Love to everyone. xxx
Starting to feel real essie, but trying not to get carried away. Have booked a GP appointment this afternoon, I know there's nothing really to do at the moment but wanted to start the ball rolling...
Stripper sounds gross, as does avocado pudding <vom>.
Have a good day all
MrsAVB Massive congrats to you - that's ace news! Woohoo!
Minion when will you be back
cookie that is vommy. Truly vommy.
bear so glad you got your referral at LAST. Bloody doctors.
Not much to report here - having a lovely hollibobs, although I do wish it would stop raining all the time. x
Ladies... I have worked out that the night I most probably conceived was... <<<<drumroll please>>>>
The night the Boob was singing to the preggers ladies on Graham Norton!
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