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After setting my alarm for 4am and snoozing it for 4 hours it seems I am not doing well with the temps this month! Oral temping starts tomorrow (cd8 so should be ok)...

viv it's burns night hence the Scottish smileys!

Cycle buds AF is fast approaching, place your bets that she rears her ugly head tomorrow as a birthday gift

[beats off Bunny's period with sausage]

Lol Viv!!

Weighing in on the boob debate...I get sore boobs every month now at a few dpo (after coming off depo injection in 2011) so it'll only be the month I don't get sore when I'll be hopeful

Yes tis indeed Burns night hence the Scottish smilies. It's also the Welsh St Valentines Day which is far more apt for TTC

<joins queue behind bunny to have AF beaten away by viv>

[brandishes bratwurst menacingly at any approaching menstrual blood]

Aquarius, I will only believe I am pregnant if the veins on my tits spell out 'YOU ARE PREGNANT AT LAST, YOU SHRIVELLED-UP HAG'.

Happy, I hate Welsh people.

Viv we are a lovely bunch

<brandishes giant veggie sausage in defence of my people>

Aw, Happylass, I was only joking [wields massive leek in the air as proof]

Quodlibet, if you are lurking, how are you? Thinking of you and hoping you're okay x

S'ok viv lived in Manchester for a few years so am more than used to a bit of Taffy bashing

Echoing the thoughts for Quod. Hope all is well.

<scuttles off to do some work, wasting way too much time on MN today>

I'm feeling very disorientated by the fact that it's Friday and no one has shoved any medical equipment up my snatch yet this week.

LOL at Captain surely thats a good thing!

Do you think the scary sausage beating will work? Away evil witch AF be gone!!!

I was wondering about Quod the other day too - hope she is ok!

Well, it's made for a more pleasant week, but does mean I'm still waiting for the results on my MRI, cancer blood tests, liver blood tests and whether I'm getting surgery.. I'm assuming no news is good news.

Captain, you crack me up

Hey, Sidney, aren't you going to your family's overnight? Enjoy the muffled bed-rocking! [lends sausage to Sidney to use as door jam to keep out pesky rellies]

Newby(ish) question - does this thread end at 1000 posts?? Have a question but don't want to post and then not be able to get answers til there's a new thread!

Yes it does 2cats. Is usually Bunny's job to start the new thread. Bunny where fore art thou? Think you may also need to bear the recent sausage obsession in mind when christening our next home!

Ooh new thread... Can we call it Elderberry pavlovas and the eternal sausage of wang? Seeing as the sausage has survived quite a battering these last few days?

Or whatever boodle or viv suggested (too much scrolling on the iPhone app)

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1668556-Elderberry-Pavlovas-And-The-Eternal-Sausage-of-Wang-Part-4-a-frightfully-good-thread-for-the-over-30s-TTC-their-first-baby

Oh Friday, you couldn't have come soon enough! Good evening everyone! Just doing my bit to help fill the thread up - quick Bunny! Come and start the new one, quickly! Quite like the eternal sausage of wang suggestion, Aquarius! Whatever the thread starter decides, it needs to start with 'Elderberry Pavlovas' so that I can spot the thread easily when I'm on my kindle!

at Captain's snatch-shoving free Friday! You know your life has gone down a strange path when you jubilantly celebrate going seven days without a fanjo invasion.

Well done, Viv! Off we go to the new thread. Climb aboard the sausage shuttle and hold on tight!