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need to know when my bikini needs ironing by.

MNHQ e-mailed me this morning to tell me that I've won.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
really?

<waits to be slapped on the wrist by MNHQ for such a blatant lie>

No, not really.

phew. still in with a chance then. [mops brow] [waits patiently]

you mean cod duped me??

oh the

Those of us that need to know, know

My bag is packed already doncha know ?

what? what costa rican thing?

Yes, they told us already .

oh come on, they so need a wacky one for a reality tv thing. im your woman, s'obvious innit.

you are all liars becuase IM going!

Nappies - I heard the Costa Rican government said specifically "NO!" when they saw your name on the list

<pats plane tickets fondly>

<<buffs elbows and ankles ready for pre-hol fake tan sesh>>

<<packs 'I'm mad, me!' t-shirt>>

me and the costa rican govt, we're like that we are [holds up two fingers entwined]

<<packs 'I'm with stupid' tshirt>>

what, for me? are you coming with me then bald?

Us two I think !!

<<skips around the kitchen>>

fark off
Sophable and I are going

Ahem.

I have it on very good authority my own that I will be going.

Me and the wabbit.

oh sorry
it's CD I am chez soph

Nappies - what, you cross your fingers and hope they don't realise it's you again?

<nudges CvQ in suitcase and tells her to stop wriggling>

im going with sophable and sophable actually. she and i have some couches to dance on, its long overdue.