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Bid for the 'Stop, fat!' Christmas card artwork

(52 Posts)
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 01-Dec-08 14:58:38
oh no Guad! we should have clubbed together to buy it for the veggers' village hall

good stuff wildseahorses
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 01-Dec-08 11:56:32
Fuck it, I forgot.

<sends daggers to wildhorses>

grin
Add message | Report | Contact poster By (MNHQ) Mon 01-Dec-08 11:23:15
Gone [gavel falls] Here are the winning bids:

Birthing ball - Muppetgirl £75

Stop, fat! - WildSeaHorses £95

Precious first born - TheSeriousOne £75

Baby names - flickthelittlefireengine = £100

So a grand total of £345. Thank you!

Payments here please (and anyone else who'd like to make a donation, please feel free )
Add message | Report | Contact poster By (MNHQ) Mon 01-Dec-08 10:19:15
Going going ... last chance for any more Christmas card bids to raise money for Kids Company. The auction will close in half an hour and then we'll post the winning bids for each of the four original paintings. Thanks to everyone who has posted (and to anyone who's preparing to up the ante by sneaking in a cheeky last-minute bid ).
I have magic beans....!

And a vast fortune in chocolate coins....?
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 01-Dec-08 09:10:44
do you accept goats?

beans??
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 01-Dec-08 09:08:45
oooh it's so exciting
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 01-Dec-08 09:02:46
£95
All designs
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 30-Nov-08 13:14:18
Does anyone know if we can use auctionsniper?

£90

<narrows eyes>

<does triple eyebrow lift>
Can I ask a probably dumb question? Where can we see all the card pictures together? I didn't realise there was more than the one on the front page link.
hoorah!
I didn't think you were going to pinch it fmv, I just didn't want you to think I was showing off in a Loadsamoney way. smile

£85 (shows off)
I really did rofl laughing at the names one. But I voted for the hydrohgenated fats one as it is ruddy ruddy amusing [good fruity bitch that I am]

Bran - your wad is safe from me - I merely meant, even if I can't buy one, I wanted you rich types to bid and bid and bid grin
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sat 29-Nov-08 11:42:49
This wasn't my favourite at first but it has grown on me. I still think the names one is very funny.
This is my favourite
wish I was flush so I could out bid everybody
but I'm not
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sat 29-Nov-08 09:57:04
so I am guessing it was me and the other veggers who got this something like 4% of the vote when it is by far the funniest one?
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sat 29-Nov-08 09:56:01
i'm all heart, me
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sat 29-Nov-08 09:55:48
If anyone wants to buy me this for Christmas I will allow them to
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 28-Nov-08 22:09:37
The last bit was a joke btw.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 28-Nov-08 22:08:13
£80

I voted for names but the Parking Law has swung it for me.

I retract my offer if I can't read parking law on the original.
£75 <hides wad from fmv>
This was my favourite and I like it even more now I know about the zombie plan. But I only have about 70p in my purse and not much more than that in the bank... couldn't the Tate buy it for the nation or something? grin
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 28-Nov-08 09:09:21
£70
Boco I just wanted to say, these pictures are really really excellent.

As you were...
lol at zombie plan...

This is my favourite
Wish I could afford to bid, but it would mean selling the children's kidneys!

Come on you wad-waving mumsnetters, let's be 'aving you!! <<Slurred in a Delia-esque sort of way>>
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 27-Nov-08 21:18:59
<finds some more change under the sofa>
£61.25
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 27-Nov-08 20:56:01
it is worth a lot more than £60, I think we are all agreed

who has got more than £60, that is the question
It's gotta be worth 60 now we know what's on the shelf...

£60!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 27-Nov-08 18:50:43
love the books
hehe you are FUNNY Boco
The image itself is roughly 20cm x 15cm

The other books on the shelf include AIBU? Baby names and PARKING LAW.

I amused myself anyway.
Also- please could someone tell me what sizes these are?
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 27-Nov-08 18:02:02
oh that's not fair
we can't see the books
what are the others?

<wonders about likelihood of bribing Boco to do her a photocopy>
If you look very carefully on the bookshelves there's even a Zombie Plan.
lol yes I can imagine you like it FRANNY
am going to restrain myself until the last minute then slip in with some outrageous sum and out bid the lot oof you.
£55
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 27-Nov-08 17:39:09
this one is so the best
<counts coppers>
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 27-Nov-08 17:35:36
<wonders how high Justine will go>
£52
£50
Gambling habit (although we don't like to speak of it too much).
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 27-Nov-08 17:10:22
Oh bravo Boco!

Justine did you delete YMT's bid in an attempt to curtail his gambling habit? shock shock

......or his cheeky joke at your expense? wink

£45
oi THIS WAS THE BEST

look at little Rudolph's face

it's the work of a genius
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£35

(Can't have MP coming bottom in this one too grin)
£25
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 27-Nov-08 14:52:36
£20
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 27-Nov-08 14:51:42
£15
'Stop, fat!' picture
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 27-Nov-08 14:29:38
£10
Add message | Report | Contact poster By (MNHQ) Thu 27-Nov-08 11:11:40
What are we bid for Boco's brilliant original handpainted 'stop, fat!' artwork? The money raised is going to Kids Company, which provides therapeutic care for vulnerable children and young people, so please get bidding. The virtual gavel will fall on the morning of Monday 1 Dec, and then we'll announce the winning bid.

Post your bids here - the highest one wins.
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