The Mumsnet Nativity Play, Christmas 2006

(111 Posts)
TheMumsnetNativityNarrator Mon 18-Dec-06 21:55:08

Good evening, ladies and truckers.

The children have worked very hard this term to bring you this, so without further ado, here is the Mumsnet Nativity 2006.

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This is the story of Mary, Joseph and the birth of Baby Jesus. Along the way we shall meet shepherds, angels, wise men, a crotchety innkeeper and all manner of animals.

Our story starts with Mary having a very special visitor...

TheAngelGabriel Mon 18-Dec-06 21:56:18

Hello, Mary!

Oh, sorry, did I make you jump?

AngelNo3 Mon 18-Dec-06 21:57:06

<cries - "i want mummy">

MaryMotherOfJesus Mon 18-Dec-06 21:57:07

<<gazes with wide eyes, having forgotten lines>>

Miaou Mon 18-Dec-06 21:57:12

<<<<round of applause for AG whose halo has slipped slightly>>>>

MaryMotherOfJesus Mon 18-Dec-06 21:59:09

<<pulls at blue dress>>

yulemoonfiend Mon 18-Dec-06 21:59:34

'''ooh, er, hello there'' <<hisses to unseen person to stage right ''get yer trousers on, quick, and get into the wardrobe, someone's at the door, and it ain't Joseph!>>>

Miaou Mon 18-Dec-06 21:59:56

Loud whispered hiss <<Stop picking your nose Mary>>

NativityPrompt Mon 18-Dec-06 21:59:58

<<hisses line at Mary>>

2ndKing Mon 18-Dec-06 22:00:15

<farts>

yulemoonfiend Mon 18-Dec-06 22:00:25

whoops, sorry, wrong thread!

MaryMotherOfJesus Mon 18-Dec-06 22:00:59

Hello, Angel.

I like your wings.

thechoir Mon 18-Dec-06 22:02:58

Likkle don.key. Likkle. DON.key.tum-ti-tum. la la.
Likkle DONK-ey. cary MARy. Safely on. her waaaayyyyy.....

StarofBethlehem Mon 18-Dec-06 22:03:54

<twinkle>

Miaou Mon 18-Dec-06 22:04:02

<<<<applause>>>>>

MrsMaloryTowers Mon 18-Dec-06 22:04:27

play is interrupted by snivelling emotional mothers

ptmum Mon 18-Dec-06 22:05:52

Mary was very pleased to hear such great news, especially as she only got to be a sheep last year

MrsBadger Mon 18-Dec-06 22:06:00

<takes photograph and blinds entire cast with flash>

<snivels into hankie>

ThreeWiseWomen Mon 18-Dec-06 22:06:13

Virgin my ass.......

ThreeWiseWomen Mon 18-Dec-06 22:06:41

I knew her at school, proper little goer she was.

thechoir Mon 18-Dec-06 22:06:56

<<<Loudly, with great gusto>>>

''AWAYINAMANGERNOCRIBFORABED''

<<Huge breath>>

''THELIKKLELORDJEEESUSLAYSDWONHIS SWEE TED''

etc etc

MrsMaloryTowers Mon 18-Dec-06 22:06:59

<<<<annoying toddler throws keys onto stage and announces loudly that he "needs a wee">>>>>>>

ThreeWiseWomen Mon 18-Dec-06 22:07:09

Drop them for a bag of chips and 20 Woodbine.

StarofBethlehem Mon 18-Dec-06 22:07:14

<still twinkling> (glitter on a star-shaped card - waved with gusto by Gabriel)

thechoir Mon 18-Dec-06 22:07:46

<<four beats too late, young billy remembers his triangle>>>

''DING''

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