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Ok what I see hear is a lot of people who don't really see how internet works, I am good with internet and can answer your questions. For example you might not know if a game is safe, I can give expert advise and not just some altered perception of some safety crazy mum.

Are you a man?

No.

So you're not here to protect us innocent wimmin from the big scary internet?

Just checking because of this -

"not just some altered perception of some safety crazy mum."

Well some people are a bit safety crazy.

Lordneo if you're so great with the internet why have you just spent the weekend resurrecting old threads? Or was this supposed to impress us with your 'searching' skills?

If you're going to come on here and patronise the members then at least have the skills to support your assertions...

In what way do you consider yourself to be "an expert"? If you want us to believe that you are an expert on anything then I think you need to provide some credentials.

Otherwise you are just another faceless stranger on the internet, whose qualifications and motivations are not necessarily obvious.

You are good with internet and know how it works? The safety crazed mums hear don't?

Oh splendid. I look forward to your explanation of how the whole internet works. In my professional capacity I have never met anyone who knows ALL of it.

Or did you just watch the matrix once too often?

Oh no! Lordneo! help! my internets are broken - whatever will I do?

ha I like how the first comment was "Are you a man?" literally a breath of fresh air that I wasn't going to be confused by what might be said if you were a man. I can't seem to understand them when it comes to the Internet & explaining things. I'll bear you in mind when I need the best for sale or course work sites.

The reason I asked if neo is a man is that the OP sounded just like s/he was going to mansplain things to us poor misguided women.