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hunkermunker · 18/04/2015 21:56

Just us chickens.

And an owl.

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gymboywalton · 18/04/2015 21:57

Toooowhittwoooooo

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originalpiratematerial · 18/04/2015 21:59

I'm not a chicken keeper, I'm a chicken keeper's mate. I can't rhyme to save my life either.

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250namechangesdown · 18/04/2015 21:59

and a pussycat. Or a sheep.

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originalpiratematerial · 18/04/2015 22:00

Anybody got any dead mice?

Or deadmaus?

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hunkermunker · 18/04/2015 22:01

Dead mice? Wash your mouth out!

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originalpiratematerial · 18/04/2015 22:01

As bait, of course!

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250namechangesdown · 18/04/2015 22:07

owlbait?

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Scamerchant · 18/04/2015 22:07

I'm just a fly-by-night

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gymboywalton · 18/04/2015 22:13

How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?


Have you ever heard of Kentucky fried owls?

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firesafety · 18/04/2015 22:16

I am owl.

No seriously I am owl. Wink

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250namechangesdown · 18/04/2015 22:17

What do Owls serve at dinner parties?

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saintlyjimjams · 18/04/2015 22:21

I'm a very poor night owl going to bed.

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saintlyjimjams · 18/04/2015 22:23

poor as in no good at being an owl

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saintlyjimjams · 18/04/2015 22:23

anyway what do owns serve at dinner parties?

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250namechangesdown · 18/04/2015 22:26

Vole-avaunts, Mush-Shrew-m's and Mice-Cream

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HeleneCixous · 18/04/2015 22:31

The Owls are not what they seem

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MaryMotherOfCheeses · 18/04/2015 22:58

Ain't nobody here but us chickens.

Ain't nobody here at all.

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Christie · 18/04/2015 23:01

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SulpherTuft · 18/04/2015 23:18

oooh, is this the Wolery?

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Woodlandfolk · 19/04/2015 00:16

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Tui · 19/04/2015 00:28

there's a chicken in our road called Dynamo
That's the end of my chicken related knowledge

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RedRoses · 19/04/2015 00:29

Big fat red round roses

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Woodlandfolk · 19/04/2015 08:57

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BahSomeBug · 19/04/2015 09:12

You could try calling for them - get the owl to help with that one.

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SquirrelChaser · 19/04/2015 09:22

You need me. Owls have a thing about squirrel tails I believe #nutkin

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