I now declare this topic.... THE NEW PUDDLE!!!!!!!!!

(1000 Posts)
EmpressOfTheSevenScreams Thu 11-Oct-12 21:02:25

<Fireworks>
<Bunting>
<Celebratory music>

With thanks to SPSFanjo for handing it over.

Everyone's invited to our Puddlewarming party!!!!!!!!!!

BANGBonkeyMollocksBANG Mon 05-Nov-12 20:41:46

Go for it Dreamy

Ha I got last post! grin

DreamySleepyBonfireNighty Mon 05-Nov-12 20:27:30

That's scary State, hope the fire brigade turn up soon.

Can I start the next one? Please?!!!

showtunesgirl Mon 05-Nov-12 20:26:48

Ok, been away for a few days. Can someone give me a digest please?

EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles Mon 05-Nov-12 19:42:22

I'm not sure some of them would get it even then...

So. I started this thread, whose turn is it to start the next one?

BANGBonkeyMollocksBANG Mon 05-Nov-12 19:33:27

Some people are so bloody stupid it amazes me!

They need a firework up their arses!

EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles Mon 05-Nov-12 19:32:39

Hope they turn up soon, State.

Ooh, five posts left!

My two were very nearly on ebay this evening but since they went to bed without a fuss at 6pm and were both asleep in minutes, they can stay another day...

Tax credits, I've only had one issue with them, they stopped our claim for 6mnths, oh and the job centre got confused by us moving 110miles for a job which fell through as we unloaded the van so also didn't pay us a penny. That was a fun year! Funnily enough if you mention formal complaints and the press they can backdate to the last payment received and pay in full (around £2000) within the hour!!

I'm not bashing the system at all, I'm ridiculously grateful for it, but when it goes wrong its terrifying!

<Noms down lemon drizzle cake>

Fire brigade not shown up yet, fire is larger now!

BANGBonkeyMollocksBANG Mon 05-Nov-12 19:27:30

I'll just take the dog then grin

Empress I could but I would fear for his health hmm

BrianCoxIsEatingBrains Mon 05-Nov-12 19:25:39

No, she doesn't do quiet very well.

My cousin lives in a flat....all I did all weekend was tell DD to be quiet. She has one volume, LOUD.

I have no idea who she gets it from me

EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles Mon 05-Nov-12 19:24:23

grin Could you send DS round to piss your neighbours off? Dress up a teddy & do penny for the guy?

BANGBonkeyMollocksBANG Mon 05-Nov-12 19:22:39

I'll exchange him happily for a barking dog!

Love dogs and my neighbours could do with some pissing off wink .

Dancing child? Is she quiet? I can do quiet dancing! grin

BrianCoxIsEatingBrains Mon 05-Nov-12 19:20:01

I'll have him....in return for a barking dog and a dancing child (she NEVER stops)

grin

EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles Mon 05-Nov-12 19:19:25

Not if you use Buy It Now.

BANGBonkeyMollocksBANG Mon 05-Nov-12 19:18:36

I want him gone now though, ebay listings are at minimum 3 days....

wink

EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles Mon 05-Nov-12 19:17:07

<Moves to massage Bonkey>

Have you thought about ebay?

BANGBonkeyMollocksBANG Mon 05-Nov-12 19:12:29

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Seriously, anyone want a child!

EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles Mon 05-Nov-12 19:11:27

Good.
<moves behind Brian and starts shoulder massage>

BrianCoxIsEatingBrains Mon 05-Nov-12 19:10:48

Yes, happy to stay here!

BrianCoxIsEatingBrains Mon 05-Nov-12 19:10:26

OH, and ..... CM turned up with signed form, so she is forgiven, bless her (yes, I am a stress head) blush

BrianCoxIsEatingBrains Mon 05-Nov-12 19:09:53

so far <touches wood> have not had major issues with tax credits....

I'm sure there is time hmm

<gratefully accepts tissue>

EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles Mon 05-Nov-12 19:08:23

Yep, already!

Fanjo's happy for us to stay so are we agreed that we'll stick around in here?

BANGBonkeyMollocksBANG Mon 05-Nov-12 19:07:06

Tax credits angry <--- that is all!

We need a new thread soon!

EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles Mon 05-Nov-12 19:06:15

<hands Brian tissue>

Don't even get me started on the tax credits people.

BrianCoxIsEatingBrains Mon 05-Nov-12 19:04:53

Bonkey - ridiculous isn't it. I am lucky in a way as my council has a 'contact centre' in town, which is a bus ride away, but I rarely go to town so if I have to to and fro each time, just to make sure they physically have something that I've already sent - grrrrr! I know Royal Mail have their issues, but I don't believe they are at fault, it is the council worker's incompetence to blame.

State - shock what a witch! Can't believe somebody would be that unreasonable. As for the idiots with the bonfire, that beggars belief - muppets! Hope the fire brigade come and quite literally piss on their party grin

Apologies for my language. I have anger issues and swearing helps wink

ooooo......lemon drizzle cake <dribble>

EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles Mon 05-Nov-12 18:53:05

<puts large lemon drizzle cake on table>
<cuts slices and hands round>

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