EmpressOfTheSevenScreams
Thu 11-Oct-12 21:02:25
<Fireworks>
<Bunting>
<Celebratory music>
With thanks to SPSFanjo for handing it over.
Everyone's invited to our Puddlewarming party!!!!!!!!!!
EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles
Mon 05-Nov-12 18:53:05
<puts large lemon drizzle cake on table>
<cuts slices and hands round>
BrianCoxIsEatingBrains
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:04:53
EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:06:15
<hands Brian tissue>
Don't even get me started on the tax credits people.
BANGBonkeyMollocksBANG
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:07:06
Tax credits
<--- that is all!
We need a new thread soon!
EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:08:23
Yep, already!
Fanjo's happy for us to stay so are we agreed that we'll stick around in here?
BrianCoxIsEatingBrains
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:09:53
so far <touches wood> have not had major issues with tax credits....
I'm sure there is time 
<gratefully accepts tissue>
BrianCoxIsEatingBrains
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:10:26
OH, and ..... CM turned up with signed form, so she is forgiven, bless her (yes, I am a stress head) 
EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:11:27
Good.
<moves behind Brian and starts shoulder massage>
BANGBonkeyMollocksBANG
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:12:29
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Seriously, anyone want a child!
EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:17:07
<Moves to massage Bonkey>
Have you thought about ebay?
BANGBonkeyMollocksBANG
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:18:36
I want him gone now though, ebay listings are at minimum 3 days....

EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:19:25
Not if you use Buy It Now.
BrianCoxIsEatingBrains
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:20:01
I'll have him....in return for a barking dog and a dancing child (she NEVER stops)

BANGBonkeyMollocksBANG
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:22:39
I'll exchange him happily for a barking dog!
Love dogs and my neighbours could do with some pissing off
.
Dancing child? Is she quiet? I can do quiet dancing! 
EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:24:23
Could you send DS round to piss your neighbours off? Dress up a teddy & do penny for the guy?
BrianCoxIsEatingBrains
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:25:39
No, she doesn't do quiet very well.
My cousin lives in a flat....all I did all weekend was tell DD to be quiet. She has one volume, LOUD.
I have no idea who she gets it from me
BANGBonkeyMollocksBANG
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:27:30
I'll just take the dog then 
Empress I could but I would fear for his health 
My two were very nearly on ebay this evening but since they went to bed without a fuss at 6pm and were both asleep in minutes, they can stay another day...
Tax credits, I've only had one issue with them, they stopped our claim for 6mnths, oh and the job centre got confused by us moving 110miles for a job which fell through as we unloaded the van so also didn't pay us a penny. That was a fun year! Funnily enough if you mention formal complaints and the press they can backdate to the last payment received and pay in full (around £2000) within the hour!!
I'm not bashing the system at all, I'm ridiculously grateful for it, but when it goes wrong its terrifying!
<Noms down lemon drizzle cake>
Fire brigade not shown up yet, fire is larger now!
EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:32:39
Hope they turn up soon, State.
Ooh, five posts left!
BANGBonkeyMollocksBANG
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:33:27
Some people are so bloody stupid it amazes me!
They need a firework up their arses!
EmpressOfTheSevenRomanCandles
Mon 05-Nov-12 19:42:22
I'm not sure some of them would get it even then...
So. I started this thread, whose turn is it to start the next one?
showtunesgirl
Mon 05-Nov-12 20:26:48
Ok, been away for a few days. Can someone give me a digest please?
DreamySleepyBonfireNighty
Mon 05-Nov-12 20:27:30
That's scary State, hope the fire brigade turn up soon.
Can I start the next one? Please?!!!
BANGBonkeyMollocksBANG
Mon 05-Nov-12 20:41:46
Go for it Dreamy
Ha I got last post! 